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[*]<3340hp 3372sp 2971st> look north

 Exploring the Confusing Catacomb Passages              -      N      -
(-------------------------------------------------)     W <---(M)---> -
 WARNING: You are in a CHAOTIC PLAYER KILLING room.     -      S      -

Decomposing corpses rest in niches carved into the stone walls.
Grotesque skeletal remains with rotting linen stretched across blackened
bones surround you. The lighting, provided largely by oil lamps, is
entirely fitting for these rather mediocre quality surroundings. The
passage extends in a north, south, and west direction.
(Gold Aura) *A hired thug is here, intimidating the citizenry and visitors alike.
(Gold Aura) **A gorilla chieftain watches you carefully.
(Red Aura) A fresh zombie is here, fighting a gorilla chieftain.

[*]<3340hp 3372sp 2971st> sneak
You're already sneaking whenever possible.

[*]<3340hp 3372sp 2971st>
Your blood freezes as you hear something's death cry from the north.

[*]<3340hp 3372sp 2975st> n

 Exploring the Confusing Catacomb Passages              -      N      -
(-------------------------------------------------)     W <---(M)---> -
 WARNING: You are in a CHAOTIC PLAYER KILLING room.     -      S      -

Decomposing corpses rest in niches carved into the stone walls.
Grotesque skeletal remains with rotting linen stretched across blackened
bones surround you. The lighting, provided largely by oil lamps, is
entirely fitting for these rather mediocre quality surroundings. The
passage extends in a north, south, and west direction.
Some drops of blood are on the ground.
The corpse of a fresh zombie is lying here.
(Gold Aura) *A hired thug is here, intimidating the citizenry and visitors alike.
(Gold Aura) **A gorilla chieftain watches you carefully.

[*]<3340hp 3372sp 2974st>
A hired thug begins casting a spell...

[*]<3340hp 3372sp 2974st>
A hired thug has completed his casting.
A warm, blue aura surrounds a gorilla chieftain for a moment, then softly fades.

[*]<3340hp 3372sp 2974st> x
A shimmering copper herbal mixture strikes a gorilla chieftain!
A brilliant flare of white light erupts in front of a gorilla chieftain's eyes, but she shuts them just in time.
A shimmering copper herbal mixture flares brightly and vanishes.

[*]<3340hp 3372sp 2937st> k w
You enter into combat with a gorilla chieftain.
A gorilla chieftain has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<3340hp 3372sp 2937st> x
You need to wait 2 seconds before throwing again.
A gorilla chieftain has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<3340hp 3372sp 2937st> A gorilla chieftain dodges out of the way of your first attack.
A gorilla chieftain is harmed on the leg with your energy causing minimal damage.
A gorilla chieftain is harmed on the head with your energy causing mild damage.
You are cut on the torso by a gorilla chieftain's slash causing paltry damage.
You are cut on the torso by a gorilla chieftain's slash causing paltry damage.
You are cut on the torso by a gorilla chieftain's slash causing paltry damage.
A gorilla chieftain fails to hit you with her fourth attack.
A hired thug joins the melee opposing you.
A gorilla chieftain has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<3256hp 3372sp 2935st> x
A shimmering copper herbal mixture strikes a gorilla chieftain!
A brilliant flare of white light erupts in front of a gorilla chieftain's eyes!
A shimmering copper herbal mixture flares brightly and vanishes.
A gorilla chieftain has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<3256hp 3372sp 2898st> ev

A gorilla chieftain looks less rigid.
A gorilla chieftain has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<3265hp 3380sp 2912st> You begin reciting the words of the evocation...
A gorilla chieftain has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<3265hp 3380sp 2912st>
A hired thug panics, and attempts to flee.
A hired thug slowly wanders to the south, into a dark catacomb passage.
A hired thug has fled for his life!
A gorilla chieftain has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<3265hp 3380sp 2912st>
A gorilla chieftain fails to hit you with her first attack.
You are cut on the torso by a gorilla chieftain's slash causing paltry damage.
A gorilla chieftain fails to hit you with her third attack.
You are cut on the torso by a gorilla chieftain's slash causing paltry damage.
A gorilla chieftain has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<3203hp 3380sp 2912st>
A gorilla chieftain begins casting a spell...
A gorilla chieftain has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<3203hp 3380sp 2912st>
You have completed your evocation.
A browning mandrake leaf flares brightly and vanishes!
The ground cracks and splits, and thick, dark green vines sprout from the earth, restraining a gorilla chieftain!
A gorilla chieftain has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<3203hp 3360sp 2912st>
A gorilla chieftain has completed her casting.
A gorilla chieftain is no longer blinded.
Twisted Holly Wand of the DaMnEd bursts into flame!
A gorilla chieftain is harmed on the head with your energy causing mild damage.
A gorilla chieftain parries your second attack.
A gorilla chieftain dodges out of the way of your third attack.
A gorilla chieftain is harmed on the torso with your energy causing mild damage.
You nimbly backflip out of the way of a gorilla chieftain's first attack.
You are cut on the torso by a gorilla chieftain's slash causing paltry damage.
You are cut on the torso by a gorilla chieftain's slash causing paltry damage.
You are cut on the torso by a gorilla chieftain's slash causing paltry damage.
A gorilla chieftain has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<3119hp 3360sp 2910st> x
A shimmering copper herbal mixture strikes a gorilla chieftain!
A brilliant flare of white light erupts in front of a gorilla chieftain's eyes, but she shuts them just in time.
A shimmering copper herbal mixture flares brightly and vanishes.
A gorilla chieftain has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<3119hp 3360sp 2873st>
The heavy mist is disrupted as a hired thug emerges from the south catacomb.
A gorilla chieftain has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<3119hp 3360sp 2873st> xx
You level a gnarled oak wand at a gorilla chieftain and speak a sharp word of command.
A gorilla chieftain is now silenced!
A gorilla chieftain has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<3119hp 3360sp 2901st>
Twisted Holly Wand of the DaMnEd bursts into flame!
A gorilla chieftain is blinded by the smoke!
A gorilla chieftain is harmed on the torso with your energy causing mild damage.
A gorilla chieftain is harmed on the wing with your energy causing minimal damage.
A gorilla chieftain is harmed on the wing with your energy causing minimal damage.
A gorilla chieftain fails to hit you with her first attack.
You are cut on the torso by a gorilla chieftain's slash causing paltry damage.
A gorilla chieftain fails to hit you with her third attack.
A gorilla chieftain fails to hit you with her fourth attack.
A hired thug joins the melee opposing you.
A gorilla chieftain has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<3091hp 3360sp 2898st> use oak go
You level a gnarled oak wand at a hired thug and speak a sharp word of command.
A hired thug is now silenced!
A gnarled oak wand crumbles to powder in your hands.
A gorilla chieftain has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<3091hp 3360sp 2898st> ev gon

A hired thug fails to hit you with his first attack.
You are jabbed on the head by a hired thug's pierce causing minimal damage.
You are jabbed on the head by a hired thug's pierce causing minimal damage.
You are jabbed on the head by a hired thug's pierce causing minimal damage.
A gorilla chieftain nimbly backflips out of the way of your first attack.
A gorilla chieftain is harmed on the leg with your energy causing minimal damage.
A gorilla chieftain phases out of existence, evading your third attack.
A gorilla chieftain fails to hit you with her first attack.
You are cut on the head by a gorilla chieftain's slash causing minimal damage.
You are cut on the torso by a gorilla chieftain's slash causing minimal damage.
A gorilla chieftain fails to hit you with her fourth attack.
A gorilla chieftain has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<2897hp 3360sp 2897st> You begin reciting the words of the evocation...
A gorilla chieftain has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<2897hp 3360sp 2897st>
A hired thug takes a small flash bomb from a gnomish miner's bag.
A gorilla chieftain has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<2897hp 3360sp 2897st>
A small flash bomb explodes in a hired thug's hand, as he attempts to throw it.
A brilliant flash of light erupts from a small flash bomb!
A hired thug appears to be blinded.
A gorilla chieftain has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<2897hp 3360sp 2897st>
You have completed your evocation.
A browning mandrake leaf flares brightly and vanishes!
The ground cracks and splits, and thick, dark green vines sprout from the earth, restraining a hired thug!
You are jabbed on the arm by a hired thug's pierce causing paltry damage.
You slip between planes for a moment, evading a hired thug's second attack.
A hired thug fails to hit you with his third attack.
You are jabbed on the wing by a hired thug's pierce causing slight damage.
A gorilla chieftain is harmed on the head with your energy causing mild damage.
A gorilla chieftain dodges out of the way of your second attack.
A gorilla chieftain is harmed on the head with your energy causing mild damage.
A gorilla chieftain is harmed on the head with your energy causing mild damage.
You are cut on the torso by a gorilla chieftain's slash causing paltry damage.
You are cut on the torso by a gorilla chieftain's slash causing paltry damage.
A gorilla chieftain fails to hit you with her third attack.
You are cut on the torso by a gorilla chieftain's slash causing minimal damage.
A gorilla chieftain has some significant wounds.

[*]<2770hp 3340sp 2894st> x
A shimmering copper herbal mixture strikes a gorilla chieftain!
A gorilla chieftain is already blinded.
A shimmering copper herbal mixture flares brightly and vanishes.
A gorilla chieftain has some significant wounds.

[*]<2770hp 3340sp 2857st>
A hired thug struggles mightily against the webs which hold him in place.
A gorilla chieftain has some significant wounds.

[*]<2820hp 3350sp 2878st>
A hired thug fails to hit you with his first attack.
A hired thug fails to hit you with his second attack.
You slip between planes for a moment, evading a hired thug's third attack.
A gorilla chieftain is harmed on the head with your energy causing modest damage.
A gorilla chieftain is harmed on the head with your energy causing modest damage.
A gorilla chieftain phases out of existence, evading your third attack.
A gorilla chieftain nimbly backflips out of the way of your fourth attack.
A gorilla chieftain fails to hit you with her first attack.
You are cut on the wing by a gorilla chieftain's slash causing trifling damage.
A gorilla chieftain fails to hit you with her third attack.
You are cut on the torso by a gorilla chieftain's slash causing minimal damage.
A gorilla chieftain has some significant wounds.

[*]<2774hp 3350sp 2876st> evoke water
You begin reciting the words of the evocation...
A gorilla chieftain has some significant wounds.

[*]<2774hp 3350sp 2876st>
You have completed your evocation.
A shimmering white fish scale, and a silver runestone flare brightly and vanish!
A cyclonic column of water rises and swirls about a gorilla chieftain, tossing her about.
A gorilla chieftain is scalded on the leg with your scalding water causing middling damage.
You dodge out of the way of a hired thug's first attack.
You are jabbed on the head by a hired thug's pierce causing minimal damage.
You are jabbed on the head by a hired thug's pierce causing minimal damage.
A gorilla chieftain is harmed on the wing with your energy causing minimal damage.
A gorilla chieftain is harmed on the head with your energy causing modest damage.
A gorilla chieftain is harmed on the head with your energy causing modest damage.
A gorilla chieftain is harmed on the head with your energy causing modest damage.
A gorilla chieftain fails to hit you with her first attack.
A gorilla chieftain fails to hit you with her second attack.
A gorilla chieftain fails to hit you with her third attack.
You are cut on the torso by a gorilla chieftain's slash causing minimal damage.
A gorilla chieftain has some very significant wounds and scratches.

[*]<2662hp 3250sp 2900st> cu
You begin to speak the words of the spell...
A gorilla chieftain has some very significant wounds and scratches.

[*]<2662hp 3250sp 2900st>
A hired thug panics, and attempts to flee.
A hired thug struggles vainly against the webs which hold him in place.
A gorilla chieftain has some very significant wounds and scratches.

[*]<2662hp 3250sp 2900st>
A hired thug panics, and attempts to flee.
A hired thug struggles vainly against the webs which hold him in place.
A gorilla chieftain has some very significant wounds and scratches.

[*]<2662hp 3250sp 2900st>
You have completed your casting.
A gorilla chieftain glows briefly with a dark crimson aura.
A hired thug fails to hit you with his first attack.
A hired thug fails to hit you with his second attack.
A hired thug fails to hit you with his third attack.
You fail to hit a gorilla chieftain with your first attack.
A gorilla chieftain is harmed on the head with your energy causing modest damage.
A gorilla chieftain phases out of existence, evading your third attack.
You are cut on the arm by a gorilla chieftain's slash causing slight damage.
A gorilla chieftain fails to hit you with her second attack.
A gorilla chieftain fails to hit you with her third attack.
You nimbly backflip out of the way of a gorilla chieftain's fourth attack.
A gorilla chieftain has some very significant wounds and scratches.

[*]<2644hp 3190sp 2899st> c
You begin to speak the words of the spell...
A gorilla chieftain has some very significant wounds and scratches.

[*]<2644hp 3190sp 2899st> look wab
A gorilla chieftain stands before you, curious of your intentions. Head
hunched into massive shoulders, he bares massive teeth at you threateningly
but makes no move to attack. If you move slowly, careful to demonstrate
you're no threat it's possible you can escape this situation without the
loss of blood or limbs.
She is an ancient unique approximately 5'11" tall.
A gorilla chieftain is fighting YOU!
A gorilla chieftain is currently leading a formation of 2.
a gorilla ch a hired thug [----------]
[----------] [----------] [----------]
[----------] [----------] [----------]
A gorilla chieftain has some very significant wounds and scratches.
<used as light> (Gold Aura) a glowing halo of light (new) (lit)..it glows blue!
<worn on finger> a ring of wizardry (used)..it glows blue!
<worn on finger> (Red Aura) the ring of the dead (slightly worn)..it glows blue!
<worn around neck> a web of lies (new)..it glows blue!
<worn around neck> (Invisible) a holy symbol of Dira (new)..it glows blue!
<worn around neck> an amulet of spell delivery (new)
<worn on body> a set of overlord armor (slightly worn)..it glows blue!
<worn on head> a dragon jaw helmet (new)
<worn on legs> a set of admantite legplates (new)
<worn on feet> the boots of the fish (slightly worn)..it glows blue!
<worn on hands> a pair of moonstone gauntlets (new)
<worn on arms> a pair of green dragonscale sleeves (falling apart)
<worn as shield> a circular mirror shield (new)..it glows blue!
<worn on left wing> (Gold Aura) griffon wings (used)..it glows blue!
<worn on right wing> palladium wing armor (new)..it glows blue!
<worn over shoulder> a black leather quiver
<worn about body> a blue robe (falling apart)..it glows blue!
<worn around wrist> a bracer of destruction (new)..it glows blue!
<worn around wrist> a bracer of destruction (new)..it glows blue!
<right hand> (Gold Aura) a sword named Stormchyld (slightly worn)
<left hand> a well-crafted violin (new)..it glows blue!

You peek at the inventory:
a gnarled oak wand (new)
a heavy, leatherbound bookcover (new)
a burlap sack of ogre currency (new)
( 2) a dream cloud (new)
an obsidian lever (new)
( 2) a bag embroidered with a sunburst insignia (new)
( 2) a bag embroidered with silver runes (new)
Vandemaar's Trunk (new)
a bag of trix (new)
A gorilla chieftain has some very significant wounds and scratches.

[*]<2644hp 3190sp 2899st>
You have completed your casting.
A pinch of sulfur flares brightly and vanishes!
A gorilla chieftain is outlined by a faint pink glow.
A gorilla chieftain has some very significant wounds and scratches.

[*]<2644hp 3170sp 2899st>
A hired thug fails to hit you with his first attack.
You nimbly backflip out of the way of a hired thug's second attack.
A hired thug fails to hit you with his third attack.
You are jabbed on the head by a hired thug's pierce causing mild damage.
A gorilla chieftain is harmed on the torso with your energy causing middling damage.
A gorilla chieftain nimbly backflips out of the way of your second attack.
A gorilla chieftain is harmed on the head with your energy causing middling damage.
A gorilla chieftain parries your fourth attack.
A gorilla chieftain fails to hit you with her first attack.
A gorilla chieftain fails to hit you with her second attack.
A gorilla chieftain fails to hit you with her third attack.
A gorilla chieftain fails to hit you with her fourth attack.
A gorilla chieftain looks pretty beaten up.

[*]<2589hp 3170sp 2897st> fr
You begin to speak the words of the spell...
A gorilla chieftain looks pretty beaten up.

[*]<2589hp 3170sp 2897st> fr
You can't do that while casting a spell!
A gorilla chieftain looks pretty beaten up.

[*]<2589hp 3170sp 2897st> You have completed your casting.
A shimmering white fish scale, a shimmering white fish scale, a shimmering white fish scale, a sunstone, and a silver runestone flare brightly and vanish!
There is a crackling sound as a curving cone of ice shards arc from your hand to strike a gorilla chieftain!
A gorilla chieftain is frozen on the torso with your frost causing huge damage.
The ice whips from a gorilla chieftain to a hired thug!
A hired thug is frozen on the head with your frost causing mild damage.
You are jabbed on the head by a hired thug's pierce causing minimal damage.
You are jabbed on the torso by a hired thug's pierce causing minimal damage.
You are jabbed on the head by a hired thug's pierce causing minimal damage.
A gorilla chieftain is harmed on the torso with your energy causing moderate damage.
A gorilla chieftain dodges out of the way of your second attack.
A gorilla chieftain is harmed on the head with your energy causing heavy damage.
A gorilla chieftain fails to hit you with her first attack.
A gorilla chieftain fails to hit you with her second attack.
You are cut on the torso by a gorilla chieftain's slash causing minimal damage.
You are cut on the torso by a gorilla chieftain's slash causing minimal damage.
A gorilla chieftain is in terrible condition.

[*]<2403hp 3025sp 2895st> bash
You bash a gorilla chieftain over the head with a titanskull shield.
A gorilla chieftain is smashed on the head with your bash causing giant damage.
A gorilla chieftain is vomiting blood.

[*]<2403hp 3025sp 2645st>
A hired thug fails to hit you with his first attack.
You are jabbed on the torso by a hired thug's pierce causing minimal damage.
You are jabbed on the leg by a hired thug's pierce causing minimal damage.
You are jabbed on the head by a hired thug's pierce causing minimal damage.
A gorilla chieftain dodges out of the way of your first attack.
A gorilla chieftain parries your second attack.
A gorilla chieftain is harmed on the arm with your energy causing moderate damage.
You are cut on the torso by a gorilla chieftain's slash causing minimal damage.
You are cut on the torso by a gorilla chieftain's slash causing minimal damage.
A gorilla chieftain fails to hit you with her third attack.
You are cut on the torso by a gorilla chieftain's slash causing minimal damage.
A gorilla chieftain is vomiting blood.

[*]<2287hp 3042sp 2727st> fr
You begin to speak the words of the spell...
A gorilla chieftain is vomiting blood.

[*]<2287hp 3042sp 2727st> fr

You have completed your casting.
A shimmering white fish scale, a shimmering white fish scale, a shimmering white fish scale, a sunstone, and a silver runestone flare brightly and vanish!
There is a crackling sound as a curving cone of ice shards arc from your hand to strike a gorilla chieftain!
A gorilla chieftain catches your frost on a circular mirror shield.
A hired thug fails to hit you with his first attack.
You dodge out of the way of a hired thug's second attack.
You are jabbed on the torso by a hired thug's pierce causing minimal damage.
You are jabbed on the leg by a hired thug's pierce causing minimal damage.
You fail to hit a gorilla chieftain with your first attack.
A gorilla chieftain nimbly backflips out of the way of your second attack.
A gorilla chieftain is harmed on the head with your energy causing great damage.
A gorilla chieftain is harmed on the head with your energy causing enormous damage.
A gorilla chieftain fails to hit you with her first attack.
A gorilla chieftain fails to hit you with her second attack.
You are cut on the torso by a gorilla chieftain's slash causing minimal damage.
A gorilla chieftain fails to hit you with her fourth attack.
You begin to speak the words of the spell...
A gorilla chieftain screams in agony.

[*]<2190hp 2897sp 2725st>
You have completed your casting.
A shimmering white fish scale, a shimmering white fish scale, a shimmering white fish scale, a sunstone, and a silver runestone flare brightly and vanish!
There is a crackling sound as a curving cone of ice shards arc from your hand to strike a gorilla chieftain!
A gorilla chieftain catches your frost on a circular mirror shield.
A hired thug fails to hit you with his first attack.
A hired thug fails to hit you with his second attack.
You dodge out of the way of a hired thug's third attack.
Twisted Holly Wand of the DaMnEd bursts into flame!
A gorilla chieftain is harmed on the head with your energy causing huge damage.
A gorilla chieftain is harmed on the head with your energy causing extensive damage.
A gorilla chieftain nimbly backflips out of the way of your third attack.
A gorilla chieftain is harmed on the torso with your energy causing massive damage.
You are cut on the wing by a gorilla chieftain's slash causing slight damage.
You are cut on the head by a gorilla chieftain's slash causing minimal damage.
A gorilla chieftain fails to hit you with her third attack.
A gorilla chieftain fails to hit you with her fourth attack.
A gorilla chieftain is barely clinging to life.

[*]<2138hp 2752sp 2722st> bash
You bash a gorilla chieftain over the head with a titanskull shield.
A gorilla chieftain is smashed on the head with your bash causing lethal damage.
A gorilla chieftain has been slain!
Your bash knocks a gorilla chieftain's head against a rock so hard that it kills her.
Your blood freezes as you hear a gorilla chieftain's death cry.
You recieve 0 archon points.
A hired thug stops following a gorilla chieftain.
A gorilla chieftain's formation has been disbanded.
Wabbit looks more like herself again.
Wabbit's disembodied spirit rises from her ravaged corpse.
Wabbit collapses lifeless to the ground.
The sliced wing of Wabbit falls to the ground.
Wabbit turns translucent.
Wabbit stiffens for a moment, then blinks and shakes her head.
Wabbit stiffens for a moment, then blinks and shakes her head.
Wabbit's feet rise a few inches off the ground.
Wabbit stiffens for a moment, then blinks and shakes her head.
Wabbit blinks rapidly, several times.
There is a bright flash of blue light, and Wabbit vanishes to the Ethereal Plane.

[*]<2138hp 2752sp 2472st>
A hired thug begins casting a spell...

[*]<2138hp 2752sp 2472st>
A hired thug has completed his casting.
A warm, blue aura surrounds a hired thug for a moment, then softly fades.
A hired thug fails to hit you with his first attack.
A hired thug fails to hit you with his second attack.
You dodge out of the way of a hired thug's third attack.
You change the focus of your attack to a hired thug.
A hired thug dodges out of the way of your first attack.
Twisted Holly Wand of the DaMnEd bursts into flame!
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing minimal damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the leg with your energy causing paltry damage.
You fail to hit a hired thug with your fourth attack.
A hired thug has several minor scratches.

[*]<2138hp 2752sp 2469st> cu
You begin to speak the words of the spell...
A hired thug has several minor scratches.

[*]<2138hp 2752sp 2469st>
A hired thug panics, and attempts to flee.
A hired thug struggles vainly against the webs which hold him in place.
A hired thug has several minor scratches.

[*]<2138hp 2752sp 2469st>
A hired thug panics, and attempts to flee.
A hired thug struggles vainly against the webs which hold him in place.
You have completed your casting.
A hired thug glows briefly with a dark crimson aura.
You slip between planes for a moment, evading a hired thug's first attack.
A hired thug is harmed on the leg with your energy causing minimal damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing minimal damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the leg with your energy causing minimal damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the torso with your energy causing minimal damage.
A hired thug has several minor scratches.

[*]<2138hp 2692sp 2489st> sl
You aren't holding a musical instrument.
A hired thug has several minor scratches.

[*]<2138hp 2692sp 2489st> wear vi
You hold a well-crafted violin in your left hand.
A hired thug has several minor scratches.

[*]<2138hp 2692sp 2489st>
You nimbly backflip out of the way of a hired thug's first attack.
You are jabbed on the head by a hired thug's pierce causing minimal damage.
You are jabbed on the head by a hired thug's pierce causing minimal damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the tail with your energy causing trifling damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the tail with your energy causing slight damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the leg with your energy causing minimal damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the arm with your energy causing minimal damage.
A hired thug has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<2156hp 2742sp 2575st> sl
You begin to play a tune on a well-crafted violin...
A hired thug has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<2156hp 2742sp 2575st>
A hired thug begins casting a spell...
A hired thug has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<2156hp 2742sp 2575st>
A hand punches through the ground and pulls some entrails back into the depths.
You have completed your song.
A hired thug is moving in slow motion.
A hired thug has completed his casting.
A warm, blue aura surrounds a hired thug for a moment, then softly fades.
You nimbly backflip out of the way of a hired thug's first attack.
You are jabbed on the leg by a hired thug's pierce causing minimal damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing minimal damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the arm with your energy causing minimal damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the leg with your energy causing minimal damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing minimal damage.
A hired thug has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<2123hp 2647sp 2456st> we
You begin to play a tune on a well-crafted violin...
A hired thug has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<2123hp 2647sp 2456st>
A hired thug begins casting a spell...
You have completed your song.
A hired thug shudders, staggers, and almost falls.
You fail to hit a hired thug with your first attack.
You fail to hit a hired thug with your second attack.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing minimal damage.
You fail to hit a hired thug with your fourth attack.
A hired thug has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<2123hp 2621sp 2395st> cast plag
You begin to speak the words of the spell...
A hired thug has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<2123hp 2621sp 2395st>
A hired thug has completed his casting.
A warm, blue aura surrounds a hired thug for a moment, then softly fades.
A hired thug has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<2123hp 2621sp 2395st>
A hired thug begins casting a spell...
A hired thug has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<2123hp 2621sp 2395st> look gon
The hired thugs are Baron Rothchild's police force; usually collecting
taxes, duties, tariffs, and tributes from the citizens of Pirate's Cove as
well as from anyone visiting. They usually patrol the street intimidating
and bullying anyone they encounter, although they would leave those who are
very well-armed and armored alone.
He is a matured human approximately 6'9" tall.
A hired thug is fighting YOU!
A hired thug has several minor wounds and bruises.
<used as light> an iron-plated solenoid (new) (lit)..it glows blue!
<worn on finger> a ring of wizardry (new)..it glows blue!
<worn on finger> (Red Aura) the ring of the dead (new)..it glows blue!
<worn around neck> (Invisible) a holy symbol of Dira (new)..it glows blue!
<worn around neck> (Invisible) (Gold Aura) a dragon tear necklace (new)..it glows blue!
<worn around neck> an amulet of spell delivery (new)
<worn on body> (Gold Aura) a breastplate of life (used)..it glows blue!
<worn on head> (Red Aura) a death mask (used)..it glows blue!
<worn on legs> (Invisible) the leggings of an elder dragon (heavily damaged)
<worn on feet> the boots of the wizard of Focault (new)..it glows blue!
<worn on hands> the gloves of alchemy (used)..it glows blue!
<worn on arms> a pair of rose quartz armbands (damaged)..it glows blue!
<worn as shield> a circular mirror shield (new)..it glows blue!
<worn about body> Yourban's soul (damaged)..it glows blue!
<worn around body> a spectral aura..it glows blue!
<worn about waist> the belt of pain (heavily worn)..it glows blue!
<worn on tail> Syrazic's tail coil (new)..it glows blue!
<worn around wrist> a bracelet of eyes (used)..it glows blue!
<worn around wrist> a tooth bracelet (heavily worn)..it glows blue!
<right hand> a spellbook bound in green leather (new)..it glows blue!
<left hand> a spear of bone breaking (heavily damaged)

You peek at the inventory:
a gnomish miner's bag (new)
( 2) a large pinecone (falling apart)
( 3) a bag embroidered with silver runes (new)
(Red Aura) the legendary sword, Orcist (new)..it glows blue!
the Stone of Alyria (new)
a small smoke bomb
a gnomish miner's bag (used)
a black silk bag (new)
a yellow silk bag (new)
a red silk bag (new)
( 2) Vandemaar's Trunk (new)
A hired thug has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<2123hp 2621sp 2418st>
You have completed your casting.
A browning mandrake leaf, and a feather from a roc flare brightly and vanish!
Ghastly looking sores start cropping up on a hired thug's body as you inflict the plague upon him!
A hired thug has completed his casting.
A warm, blue aura surrounds a hired thug for a moment, then softly fades.
You are jabbed on the wing by a hired thug's pierce causing paltry damage.
You fail to hit a hired thug with your first attack.
A hired thug is harmed on the arm with your energy causing minimal damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing minimal damage.
A hired thug has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<2106hp 2546sp 2416st> ev
You begin reciting the words of the evocation...
A hired thug has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<2106hp 2546sp 2416st>
A hired thug begins casting a spell...
A hired thug has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<2106hp 2546sp 2416st> evoke water

You have completed your evocation.
A browning mandrake leaf flares brightly and vanishes!
A hired thug is already being restrained.
A hired thug is harmed on the tail with your energy causing slight damage.
You fail to hit a hired thug with your second attack.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing minimal damage.
You fail to hit a hired thug with your fourth attack.
A hired thug has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<2106hp 2526sp 2414st> You begin reciting the words of the evocation...
A hired thug has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<2106hp 2526sp 2414st>
A hired thug has completed his casting.
A warm, blue aura surrounds a hired thug for a moment, then softly fades.
A hired thug has several minor scratches.

[*]<2106hp 2526sp 2414st> evokve ooze
I don't understand your wish.
A hired thug has several minor scratches.

[*]<2211hp 2586sp 2519st> bash

You have completed your evocation.
A shimmering white fish scale, and a silver runestone flare brightly and vanish!
A cyclonic column of water rises and swirls about a hired thug, tossing him about.
A hired thug is scalded on the head with your scalding water causing middling damage.
You dodge out of the way of a hired thug's first attack.
You are jabbed on the leg by a hired thug's pierce causing minimal damage.
You are jabbed on the arm by a hired thug's pierce causing minimal damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing minimal damage.
You fail to hit a hired thug with your second attack.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing minimal damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the torso with your energy causing mild damage.
A hired thug has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<2163hp 2486sp 2516st> You attempt to bash a hired thug over the head with a titanskull shield, but miss.
A hired thug has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<2163hp 2486sp 2391st>
A hired thug begins casting a spell...
A hired thug has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<2163hp 2486sp 2391st>
Twisted Holly Wand of the DaMnEd bursts into flame!
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing mild damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing mild damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the torso with your energy causing mild damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing mild damage.
A hired thug has some significant wounds.

[*]<2163hp 2486sp 2387st> evoke ooze
You begin reciting the words of the evocation...
A hired thug has some significant wounds.

[*]<2163hp 2486sp 2387st>
A hired thug has completed his casting.
A warm, blue aura surrounds a hired thug for a moment, then softly fades.
A hired thug has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<2163hp 2486sp 2387st>
A hired thug begins casting a spell...
A hired thug has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<2163hp 2486sp 2387st> c
You can't do that while casting a spell!
A hired thug has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<2163hp 2486sp 2410st>
You have completed your evocation.
The ground beneath a hired thug becomes temporarily slippery with greenish ooze.
A hired thug slips in the muck and falls down!
A hired thug joins the melee opposing you.
A hired thug has completed his casting.
A warm, blue aura surrounds a hired thug for a moment, then softly fades.
You are jabbed on the head by a hired thug's pierce causing mild damage.
You change the focus of your attack to a hired thug.
A hired thug is harmed on the arm with your energy causing minimal damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing minimal damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing minimal damage.
A hired thug has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<2118hp 2336sp 2407st> c
You begin to speak the words of the spell...
A hired thug has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<2118hp 2336sp 2407st>
You have completed your casting.
A pinch of sulfur flares brightly and vanishes!
A hired thug is outlined by a faint pink glow.
A hired thug has several minor wounds and bruises.

[*]<2118hp 2316sp 2407st> cast plag

A hired thug fails to hit you with his first attack.
A hired thug fails to hit you with his second attack.
A hired thug is harmed on the arm with your energy causing minimal damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the leg with your energy causing mild damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing mild damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing mild damage.
A hired thug has some significant wounds.

[*]<2118hp 2316sp 2403st>
A hired thug begins casting a spell...
You begin to speak the words of the spell...
A hired thug has some significant wounds.

[*]<2118hp 2316sp 2403st>
A hired thug has completed his casting.
A warm, blue aura surrounds a hired thug for a moment, then softly fades.
A hired thug has some significant wounds.

[*]<2118hp 2316sp 2403st> p

You have completed your casting.
A browning mandrake leaf, and a feather from a roc flare brightly and vanish!
A hired thug seems to resist your magical plague.
A hired thug fails to hit you with his first attack.
You nimbly backflip out of the way of a hired thug's second attack.
You are jabbed on the head by a hired thug's pierce causing mild damage.
A hired thug dodges out of the way of your first attack.
Twisted Holly Wand of the DaMnEd bursts into flame!
A hired thug is harmed on the torso with your energy causing modest damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing mild damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the leg with your energy causing mild damage.
A hired thug has some significant wounds.

[*]<2064hp 2241sp 2399st> You begin to speak the words of the spell...
A hired thug has some significant wounds.

[*]<2064hp 2241sp 2399st>
A hired thug begins casting a spell...
A hired thug has some significant wounds.

[*]<2064hp 2241sp 2399st>
A hired thug struggles mightily against the webs which hold him in place.
You have completed your casting.
A shimmering white fish scale flares brightly and vanishes!
A noxious cloud of green gas swirls from your fingertips to a hired thug for a moment, but nothing else seems to happen.
A hired thug has some significant wounds.

[*]<2172hp 2244sp 2507st> evoke water

A hired thug has completed his casting.
A warm, blue aura surrounds a hired thug for a moment, then softly fades.
You are jabbed on the head by a hired thug's pierce causing minimal damage.
A hired thug fails to hit you with his second attack.
A hired thug is harmed on the arm with your energy causing minimal damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the arm with your energy causing minimal damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing mild damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the tail with your energy causing minimal damage.
A hired thug has some significant wounds.

[*]<2131hp 2244sp 2503st> You begin reciting the words of the evocation...
A hired thug has some significant wounds.

[*]<2131hp 2244sp 2503st>
A hired thug panics, and attempts to flee.
A hired thug has some significant wounds.

[*]<2131hp 2244sp 2503st>
A hired thug begins casting a spell...
A hired thug has some significant wounds.

[*]<2131hp 2244sp 2528st> evoke ooze

You have completed your evocation.
A shimmering white fish scale, and a silver runestone flare brightly and vanish!
Two cyclonic columns of water rise and swirl about a hired thug, tossing him about.
A hired thug is scalded on the head with your scalding water causing moderate damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the tail with your energy causing minimal damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the arm with your energy causing mild damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing modest damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing modest damage.
A hired thug has some very significant wounds and scratches.

[*]<2131hp 2144sp 2524st> You begin reciting the words of the evocation...
A hired thug has some very significant wounds and scratches.

[*]<2131hp 2144sp 2524st>
A hired thug has completed his casting.
A warm, blue aura surrounds a hired thug for a moment, then softly fades.
A hired thug has some very significant wounds and scratches.

[*]<2131hp 2144sp 2524st>
A hired thug panics, and attempts to flee.
A hired thug has some very significant wounds and scratches.

[*]<2131hp 2144sp 2524st>
You have completed your evocation.
The ground beneath a hired thug becomes temporarily slippery with greenish ooze.
A hired thug stumbles and almost falls, but regains his balance.
You nimbly backflip out of the way of a hired thug's first attack.
A hired thug fails to hit you with his second attack.
A hired thug fails to hit you with his third attack.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing modest damage.
You fail to hit a hired thug with your second attack.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing modest damage.
A hired thug dodges out of the way of your fourth attack.
A hired thug has some very significant wounds and scratches.

[*]<2131hp 1994sp 2521st> evoke water
You begin reciting the words of the evocation...
A hired thug has some very significant wounds and scratches.

[*]<2131hp 1994sp 2521st>
A hired thug panics, and attempts to flee.
A hired thug has some very significant wounds and scratches.

[*]<2131hp 1994sp 2521st> evoke water

You have completed your evocation.
A shimmering white fish scale, and a silver runestone flare brightly and vanish!
A cyclonic column of water rises and swirls about a hired thug, tossing him about.
A hired thug is scalded on the head with your scalding water causing heavy damage.
A hired thug fails to hit you with his first attack.
A hired thug fails to hit you with his second attack.
A hired thug fails to hit you with his third attack.
A hired thug is harmed on the tail with your energy causing minimal damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the arm with your energy causing mild damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the arm with your energy causing mild damage.
You fail to hit a hired thug with your fourth attack.
A hired thug looks pretty beaten up.

[*]<2131hp 1894sp 2518st>
A hired thug panics, and attempts to flee.
You begin reciting the words of the evocation...
A hired thug looks pretty beaten up.

[*]<2131hp 1894sp 2518st>
A hired thug panics, and attempts to flee.
A hired thug looks pretty beaten up.

[*]<2131hp 1894sp 2518st>
A hired thug panics, and attempts to flee.
A hired thug looks pretty beaten up.

[*]<2131hp 1894sp 2518st>
You have completed your evocation.
A shimmering white fish scale, and a silver runestone flare brightly and vanish!
A cyclonic column of water rises and swirls about a hired thug, tossing him about.
A hired thug is scalded on the tail with your scalding water causing middling damage.
A hired thug fails to hit you with his attack.
A hired thug is harmed on the torso with your energy causing middling damage.
You fail to hit a hired thug with your second attack.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing middling damage.
You fail to hit a hired thug with your fourth attack.
A hired thug looks pretty beaten up.

[*]<2131hp 1794sp 2516st> evoke water

A hired thug panics, and attempts to flee.
A hired thug struggles vainly against the webs which hold him in place.
You begin reciting the words of the evocation...
A hired thug looks pretty beaten up.

[*]<2131hp 1794sp 2516st>
A hired thug suddenly looks more confident as the haze clouding his vision is lifted.
A hired thug struggles mightily against the webs which hold him in place.
A hired thug looks pretty beaten up.

[*]<2234hp 1900sp 2622st>
You have completed your evocation.
A shimmering white fish scale, and a silver runestone flare brightly and vanish!
A cyclonic column of water rises and swirls about a hired thug, tossing him about.
A hired thug is scalded on the torso with your scalding water causing great damage.
You nimbly backflip out of the way of a hired thug's first attack.
A hired thug is harmed on the tail with your energy causing mild damage.
You fail to hit a hired thug with your second attack.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing middling damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing middling damage.
A hired thug is in terrible condition.

[*]<2234hp 1800sp 2619st>
A hired thug panics, and attempts to flee.
A hired thug struggles vainly against the webs which hold him in place.
A hired thug is in terrible condition.

[*]<2234hp 1800sp 2619st> x
You don't see that target here.
A hired thug is in terrible condition.

[*]<2234hp 1800sp 2619st> t
A shimmering copper herbal mixture strikes a hired thug!
A brilliant flare of white light erupts in front of a hired thug's eyes!
A shimmering copper herbal mixture flares brightly and vanishes.
A hired thug is in terrible condition.

[*]<2234hp 1800sp 2582st>
A hired thug panics, and attempts to flee.
A hired thug is in terrible condition.

[*]<2234hp 1800sp 2582st> bash
You bash a hired thug over the head with a titanskull shield.
A hired thug is smashed on the head with your bash causing moderate damage.
A hired thug is vomiting blood.

[*]<2234hp 1800sp 2332st>
You are jabbed on the head by a hired thug's pierce causing mild damage.
You are jabbed on the leg by a hired thug's pierce causing minimal damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing moderate damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing moderate damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing moderate damage.
A hired thug is vomiting blood.

[*]<2161hp 1800sp 2329st>
A hired thug begins casting a spell...
A hired thug is vomiting blood.

[*]<2161hp 1800sp 2329st>
A hired thug has completed his casting.
A warm, blue aura surrounds a hired thug for a moment, then softly fades.
A hired thug is vomiting blood.

[*]<2161hp 1800sp 2329st>
A hired thug begins casting a spell...
A hired thug is vomiting blood.

[*]<2161hp 1800sp 2329st>
Twisted Holly Wand of the DaMnEd bursts into flame!
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing heavy damage.
You fail to hit a hired thug with your second attack.
A hired thug is harmed on the tail with your energy causing modest damage.
You fail to hit a hired thug with your fourth attack.
A hired thug is vomiting blood.

[*]<2161hp 1800sp 2327st> evoke waer
You do not know any evocatory elements of that name.
A hired thug is vomiting blood.

[*]<2161hp 1800sp 2327st>
A hired thug has completed his casting.
A warm, blue aura surrounds a hired thug for a moment, then softly fades.
A hired thug is vomiting blood.

[*]<2161hp 1800sp 2327st>
A hired thug begins casting a spell...
A hired thug is vomiting blood.

[*]<2161hp 1800sp 2327st>
A hired thug has completed his casting.
A warm, blue aura surrounds a hired thug for a moment, then softly fades.
You dodge out of the way of a hired thug's first attack.
A hired thug fails to hit you with his second attack.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing moderate damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing moderate damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the tail with your energy causing modest damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing moderate damage.
A hired thug is vomiting blood.

[*]<2161hp 1800sp 2323st> bash
You bash a hired thug over the head with a titanskull shield.
A hired thug is smashed on the head with your bash causing great damage.
A hired thug is vomiting blood.

[*]<2161hp 1800sp 2073st>
A hired thug panics, and attempts to flee.
A hired thug struggles vainly against the webs which hold him in place.
A hired thug is vomiting blood.

[*]<2161hp 1800sp 2093st>
You dodge out of the way of a hired thug's first attack.
A hired thug fails to hit you with his second attack.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing heavy damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the torso with your energy causing great damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing great damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing enormous damage.
A hired thug pales visibly as death nears.

[*]<2161hp 1800sp 2089st>
A hired thug fails to hit you with his first attack.
A hired thug fails to hit you with his second attack.
A hired thug fails to hit you with his third attack.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing giant damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the torso with your energy causing huge damage.
A hired thug dodges out of the way of your third attack.
You fail to hit a hired thug with your fourth attack.
A hired thug pales visibly as death nears.

[*]<2261hp 1905sp 2251st> bash
You bash a hired thug over the head with a titanskull shield.
A hired thug is smashed on the head with your bash causing tremendous damage.
A hired thug is barely clinging to life.

[*]<2261hp 1905sp 2001st> bash
You attempt to bash a hired thug over the head with a titanskull shield, but miss.
A hired thug is barely clinging to life.

[*]<2261hp 1905sp 1876st>
You are jabbed on the head by a hired thug's pierce causing minimal damage.
You are jabbed on the head by a hired thug's pierce causing mild damage.
A hired thug is harmed on the tail with your energy causing huge damage.
You fail to hit a hired thug with your second attack.
A hired thug is harmed on the head with your energy causing unbearable damage.
A hired thug is barely clinging to life.

[*]<2171hp 1905sp 1874st> bash
You bash a hired thug over the head with a titanskull shield.
A hired thug is smashed on the head with your bash causing lethal damage.
A hired thug has been slain!
Your bash knocks a hired thug's head against a rock so hard that it kills him.
Your blood freezes as you hear a hired thug's death cry.
You recieve 0 archon points.
Gonom looks more like himself again.
Gonom's disembodied soul rises from his ravaged corpse.
'Ah, Gonom.' the incarnation of death says. 'We meet again.'
The incarnation of death swings a Scythe of Soul Rending in a long, lazy arc...
Gonom collapses lifeless to the ground.
The severed head of Gonom plops on the ground.
Gonom turns translucent.
Gonom stiffens for a moment, then blinks and shakes his head.
Gonom stiffens for a moment, then blinks and shakes his head.
Gonom's feet rise a few inches off the ground.
Gonom stiffens for a moment, then blinks and shakes his head.
Gonom blinks rapidly, several times.
Gonom's spirit disappears with an ear-splitting BANG!
Supernac wabbit was lost link...
Lewd A gorilla chieftain has completed her casting.
A gorilla chieftain is no longer blinded.

oh really.
Wabbit Yes really, as soon as the cure blind hit I was disconnect.
Perem
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so what did you loot...
Perem
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so what did you loot...