[ALLIED 141] Hazy: '['*~sparklies~*'] Texas is telling me how to textfux. :('
[14] alliance members heard you say, '/// I AM NOT'
[ALLIED 141] Hazy: '['*~sparklies~*'] [CLAN] Elua: '/// ELUA SLIDES OFF HER BOOTS OF FOCAULT SLOWLY, GIVING LEWD A SLY WINK.''
[14] alliance members heard you say, '/// She's totally pulling a Primus over her-...Nobby just did.'
[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: D:'
[14] alliance members heard you say, '/// STOP THAT D:<'
[ALLIED 141] Hazy: '['*~sparklies~*'] [CLAN] Thaen: 'Lewd unhinges Elua's fullplate, letting it fall to the ground. It smacks Lewd's toes, and he jumps around grabbing them.''
[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: rofl.'
[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: That's not funny, Nobby. No way would she be wearing armor that good, she sucks.'
[ALLIED 141] Hazy: '['*~sparklies~*'] It's gettin' hot in here.'
[14] alliance members heard you say, '/// <worn on body> a full plate (new)'
[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: !@'
[ALLIED 141] Murdoch: 'I just took off all my armor.'
[ALLIED 141] Hazy: '['*~sparklies~*'] [CLAN] Thaen: 'Lewd wraps his wings around Elua tenderly, pulling up his pants as they spark.''
[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: Hey, my wings never work into my textsexxin' :('
[14] alliance members heard you say, '/// [CLAN] Thaen: 'Pella pulls off her sand-colored ring. She blinks in surprise and says, 'Hey, where did you go?'''
[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: lol.'
[ALLIED 141] Thaen: 'Pella gets on her knees, pulling your 'stilleto called "kiss of death"' out of it's sheath.'
[14] alliance members heard you say, '/// .........'
[ALLIED 141] Thaen: 'blade called whisper? :('
[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: Hellstorm dagger, clearly.'
[ALLIED 141] Thaen: 'Pella wraps her fingers around your blade of fury as she starts to buff it.'
[14] alliance members heard you say, '/// .....are you having fun over there, Nobby. ]:<'
[ALLIED 141] Thaen: 'Pella whispers to you 'I know it's not piercing, but I want you to backstab me with it!''
[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: Probably.'
[ALLIED 141] Hazy: '['*~sparklies~*'] roflroflrofl'
[14] alliance members heard you say, '/// D:<'
[ALLIED 141] Thaen: 'Elua unlatches his plaque belt, drops his frozen legplates and whips out his honey covered stick.'
[14] alliance members heard you say, '/// Hey, I've been trying to get one of those..'
[ALLIED 141] Thaen: 'Rayvanne chugs from a decanter of endless vodka. 'iyeh duhn normallleeey' hiccup 'dew theees.' Several of your friends come into the room.'
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> You all need to get hit by a bus.'
[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: I don't think I'm going to do UG crystal quests anym.. rofl. D:'
[ALLIED 141] Hazy: '['*~sparklies~*'] luuul'
[ALLIED 141] Thaen: 'sorry, am I cock teasing iza?'
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> Finally, someone gets it. :('
[ALLIED 141] Thaen: 'Izayoi pushes elua down, shaking his head. 'I'm sorry,' Izayoi says 'But you're about to get a paper cut.' Izayoi pulls out his origami lance.'
[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: HAHAHA.'
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> Epic.'
[14] alliance members heard you say, '/// Lovely. I'm literally getting textraped.'
[ALLIED 141] Thaen: 'Elua pants, breathing hard. Elua squeezes Izayoi's magical bagpipes, letting out a loud noise.'
[14] alliance members heard you say, '/// ...rofl'
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> ......'
[ALLIED 141] Thaen: 'Izayoi strips down to nothing but his boots of divusmors.'
[14] alliance members heard you say, '/// Hot.'
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> Royal slippers, kthx.'
[ALLIED 141] Hazy: '['*~sparklies~*'] :x'
[ALLIED 141] Thaen: 'even better.'
[14] alliance members heard you say, '/// I've lost track of who all is even involved anymore.'
[ALLIED 141] Thaen: 'Izayoi strips down to nothing but his royal slippers. Izayoi starts rubbing a finger against Elua's eye of kraken. Izayoi kicks Elua. Izayoi says 'sorry, they're enchanted.''
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> Lmao.'
[14] alliance members heard you say, '/// Rofl'
[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: Haha.'
[ALLIED 141] Hazy: '['*~sparklies~*'] rofl.'
[ALLIED 141] Thaen: 'Elua spreads his copy of the Necronomicon. Izayoi sits on Elua's wooden rocking horse, and begins to fly up.'
[ALLIED 141] Thaen: 'I think I'm out of juice. :('