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Izayoi one-shotting a rat like a pro. Lewd 2009-04-07 04:00 am 956

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Izayoi tells the formation 'Well, while I was rummaging through my pantry, I saw it running out and under my dishwasher.'

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The memory of how to cast the spell 'curse' has faded from your mind.

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A water sprite drifts in from the east.

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Izayoi tells the formation 'So I disengaged the kickplate and took a look under.'

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The memory of how to cast the spell 'cure blindness' has faded from your mind.
The hardened air around you dissipates.

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Izayoi tells the formation 'And holy shit.'

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Izayoi tells the formation 'It smelled like death under there.'

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A water sprite turns white with fear at the sight of Izayoi!
A water sprite panics, and attempts to flee.
A water sprite drifts east.
A water sprite has fled for her life!

[*]<2323hp 3010sp 1841st> ft Lol D:
You tell the formation ':>-??Lewd??-<: Lol D:'

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The memory of how to cast the spell 'faerie fire' has faded from your mind.
The memory of how to cast the spell 'harm' has faded from your mind.
The memory of how to cast the spell 'cure light' has faded from your mind.
The memory of how to cast the spell 'refresh' has faded from your mind.
The memory of how to cast the spell 'bless' has faded from your mind.

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Izayoi tells the formation 'So I took a flashlight and noticed a bunch of moist, shredded paper made into bedding under there. D:'

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Izayoi tells the formation 'Man.'

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[: Can't do it, won't do it :] hums softly for a moment, then quiets down.
You hear a high-pitched shriek as the air hardens around you.
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The memory of how to cast the spell 'cure disease' has faded from your mind.
The memory of how to cast the spell 'cure poison' has faded from your mind.
The memory of how to cast the spell 'poison' has faded from your mind.

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Izayoi tells the formation 'I take it there's more than one after seeing that shit.'

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The memory of how to cast the spell 'calm' has faded from your mind.
The memory of how to cast the spell 'protection from good' has faded from your mind.

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Izayoi tells the formation 'Anyway, I tried luring it out with a breadstick.'

[*]<2323hp 3010sp 1841st> ft Way to have rats living in your house.
You tell the formation ':>-??Lewd??-<: Way to have rats living in your house.'

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Izayoi tells the formation ':('

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Izayoi tells the formation 'Hey, I lived rodent-free for 4 years until now.'

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Izayoi tells the formation 'Dunno how they got in.'

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The shield of flames surrounding Izayoi sputters and goes out.

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Izayoi tells the formation 'It wasn't a complete loss though.'

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The Insignia of the 16th Moon Izayoi is wearing hums softly for a moment, then quiets down.
Flames explode around Izayoi's body, but he appears to be unscathed.

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Izayoi tells the formation 'With a little steady coaxing with the breadstick, I did manage to lure it out from the dishwasher just far enough.'

[*]<2323hp 3010sp 1841st> ft whatever
You tell the formation ':>-??Lewd??-<: whatever'

[*]<2323hp 3010sp 1841st> ft They've just been in there
You tell the formation ':>-??Lewd??-<: They've just been in there'

[*]<2323hp 3010sp 1841st> ft for 4 years
You tell the formation ':>-??Lewd??-<: for 4 years'

[*]<2323hp 3010sp 1841st> ft multiplying, biding their time
You tell the formation ':>-??Lewd??-<: multiplying, biding their time'

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The corpse of Vaxatir, the Archon Hunter decays into dust.

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Izayoi tells the formation 'Shrug.'

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Izayoi tells the formation 'Come on.'

[*]<2323hp 3010sp 1841st> ft Anyway, did you slay it?
You tell the formation ':>-??Lewd??-<: Anyway, did you slay it?'

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AUCTION: Katran has put a manual of plague up for auction. Minimum bid is 100 gp.

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Growling audibly, Izayoi's legendary timepiece 'Resugulon' smacks its lips expectantly, as if craving brains.

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AUCTION: A manual of plague: going once (no bid received yet).

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Izayoi tells the formation 'Yeah. D:'

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AUCTION: Aralyn bids 100 gp on a manual of plague.

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AUCTION: A manual of plague: going once for 100 gp to Aralyn.

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AUCTION: A manual of plague: going twice for 100 gp to Aralyn.

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AUCTION: Daelyn bids 200 gp on a manual of plague.

[*]<2323hp 3010sp 1841st> ft dude
You tell the formation ':>-??Lewd??-<: dude'

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AUCTION: A manual of plague: going once for 200 gp to Daelyn.

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Izayoi tells the formation 'I didn't expect them to leave such a mess though. :('

[*]<2323hp 3010sp 1841st> ft Did you fucking cut it in half with the cleaver?
You tell the formation ':>-??Lewd??-<: Did you fucking cut it in half with the cleaver?'

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AUCTION: Aralyn bids 300 gp on a manual of plague.

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Izayoi tells the formation 'Yes. :('

[*]<2323hp 3010sp 1841st>
AUCTION: A manual of plague: going once for 300 gp to Aralyn.

[*]<2323hp 3010sp 1841st> at Izzy is a rat butcher
[14] alliance members heard you say, ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: Izzy is a rat butcher'

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Izayoi tells the formation 'I rammed that thing though it's spine. :('

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AUCTION: A manual of plague: going twice for 300 gp to Aralyn.

[*]<2323hp 3010sp 1841st> at You tell the formation ':>-??Lewd??-<: Did you fucking cut it in half with the cleaver?' Izayoi tells the formation 'I rammed that thing though it's spine. :('
[14] alliance members heard you say, ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: You tell the formation ':>-??Lewd??-<: Did you fucking cut it in half with the cleaver?' Izayoi tells the formation 'I rammed that thing though it's spine. :(''

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Izayoi tells the formation 'Damaged a tile in front of my dishwasher.'

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[CLAN] Kritos: ' Kritos: heh'

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AUCTION: A manual of plague has been sold to Aralyn for 300 gp.

[*]<2323hp 3010sp 1841st> ft brb a sec
You tell the formation ':>-??Lewd??-<: brb a sec'

[*]<2323hp 3010sp 1841st> ft laughing too much
You tell the formation ':>-??Lewd??-<: laughing too much'

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> I had a pet rat in college. :('

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[CLAN] Kritos: ' Kritos: i have a pet rat currently :S'

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> It always escaped its cage.'

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[ALLIED 141] Thaen: 'You can do it Izakarp, I believe in you!'

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Your fireshield sputters and goes out.

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Izayoi tells the formation 'D:'

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> Now I gotta clean up fresh blood, bits of gibbed innards and a bifurcated carcass. D:<'

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> Then wreck that nest under my dishwasher and replace the kickplate.'

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[ALLIED 141] Thaen: 'I hope you didn't really kill a rat. ;____;'

[*]<2323hp 3010sp 1841st> at He really did.
[14] alliance members heard you say, ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: He really did.'

[*]<2323hp 3010sp 1841st> at He coaxed it out with a breadstick
[14] alliance members heard you say, ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: He coaxed it out with a breadstick'

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[: Can't do it, won't do it :] hums softly for a moment, then quiets down.
You glow briefly with a brilliant silver aura, which slowly sparkles and fades.

[*]<2323hp 3010sp 1841st> at And cut it in half with the fucking cleaver. What a monster.
[14] alliance members heard you say, ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: And cut it in half with the fucking cleaver. What a monster.'

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[CLAN] Furystar has recalled to the clan hall!

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The corpse of Crescendo, the Archon Hunter decays into dust.

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The shield of flames surrounding Izayoi sputters and goes out.

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 A Room Carved From Rock                                -      -      -
(-------------------------------------------------)     W <---(M)---> E
 WARNING: You are in a NEUTRAL PLAYER KILLING room.     -      -      -

The cavern floor and walls have been hewn and smoothed here to form a
rectangular room. Shadows dance across the room as little motes of white
light bob and weave through the air. Large, iron bolts affix plain, wooden
doors to the east and west walls by their hinge plates. A low, almost
constant groan can be heard to the west.
A massive maul with the word 'destruction' on the handle is here.
A polished mirrorlike shield has been left here.
A long bola with specks of glass and metal instead of stones in it is here.
The corpse of Ordinal, the Archon Hunter is lying here.
A large skeletal horse stands here, motionless.
[Clan 81] **Izayoi Kageharu, 16th Ronin of Alyria is here, mounted on a young pegasus.

[*]<2323hp 3010sp 1841st> ft Anyway, murderer.
You tell the formation ':>-??Lewd??-<: Anyway, murderer.'

[*]<2323hp 3010sp 1841st> ft Want to do moar? D:
You tell the formation ':>-??Lewd??-<: Want to do moar? D:'

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The Insignia of the 16th Moon Izayoi is wearing hums softly for a moment, then quiets down.
Flames explode around Izayoi's body, but he appears to be unscathed.

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Izayoi tells the formation 'Murderer?!'

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Izayoi tells the formation 'Hold on.'

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Cinnamon tells you 'Lol. Sunny's horrified about the rat. Rave and I are nodding appreciatively. Now she thinks we're both sociopaths.'

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AUCTION: Katran has put a manual of disarm traps up for auction. Minimum bid is 100 gp.

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AUCTION: A manual of disarm traps: going once (no bid received yet).

[*]<2323hp 3010sp 1841st>
AUCTION: Aralyn bids 100 gp on a manual of disarm traps.

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[: Can't do it, won't do it :] hums softly for a moment, then quiets down.
Flames explode around your body, yet you feel no heat or pain.

[*]<2323hp 3010sp 1841st> reply it kind of disturbed me
You tell Cinnamon 'it kind of disturbed me'
She is away and may not see your tell.
Message: [[Not here. EB: check AIM away for status :p]]

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AUCTION: A manual of disarm traps: going once for 100 gp to Aralyn.

[*]<2323hp 3010sp 1833st> reply that I just laughed uncontrollably
You tell Cinnamon 'that I just laughed uncontrollably'
She is away and may not see your tell.
Message: [[Not here. EB: check AIM away for status :p]]

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AUCTION: A manual of disarm traps: going twice for 100 gp to Aralyn.

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[ALLIED 141] Thaen: 'Did Ash's bulbasaur ever evolve into ivysaur?'

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Cinnamon tells you '~*{ Cinn }*~ Rofl. Few years ago I would've caught it and fed it to my corn snake.'

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AUCTION: Fwendaar bids 200 gp on a manual of disarm traps.

[*]<2323hp 3010sp 1826st> reply :x
You tell Cinnamon ':x'
She is away and may not see your tell.
Message: [[Not here. EB: check AIM away for status :p]]

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AUCTION: Aralyn bids 300 gp on a manual of disarm traps.

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AUCTION: A manual of disarm traps: going once for 300 gp to Aralyn.

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Cinnamon tells you '~*{ Cinn }*~ Rat nest? Free snakekibble.'

Nobadii Rats are so cute, you assholes. ;____;
Kritos My story of rats from my childhood:

At a vacation cottage with no electricity/running water without a generator, my father and I were going to go fix the water pump which was in a shed with the generator about approximately 200ft down from the house itself. We entered the cottage only to have the most enormous pack rat the world had ever seen scurry into a corner in the rafters of the shed.

"Holy shit did you see that thing!?" I exclaimed.
"How could I miss it..." my father said, already reaching for a large piece of pipe used for replacing a section of the water pump.

My father assumed his best Gordon Friedman pose brandishing the 2' long pipe that probably weighed a good 10 pounds in his right hand and began to close the distance on the critter.

The shed itself was about 10 feet long by 8 feet wide, with a plank running around the perimeter where the roof meets the sides of the shed, with a 2x4 running across the middle. It was old and dilapidated as the wood had begun to rot and there were several holes in the floor with moss growing around them.

"Want me to scare it out of the corner?" I asked
"Nah..." my dad responded, making his final steps towards his prey.

***SMASH!*** The lead pipe came flying down into the corner of the shed where the rat cowered sending splinters of wood all over. The football sized shadow sprung across the rafters into another corner at lightning speeds.

"Holy shit!" I exclaimed
"Let me scare it and you get it when it starts running" I instructed
"Alright" my dad said, readying his weapon.

I grabbed a small piece of wood lying on the floor and tossed it up into the corner the rat was hiding it. Immediately it took flight again, scurrying across the rafters. In an unexpected move it swung a right and attempted to pass over the 2x4 which was laid out across the middle of the shed.

*****SMASH!**** My father's fully wound up swing connected solidly with the rat's spine. Within a fraction of a second its direction changed from going across the plank to flying straight into the floor. The hit was so powerful it smashed the 2x4 like a toothpick and sent the rat flying to earth's surface like a rabid, furry meteorite with G-forces that would probably make John Stapp cry. The rain of wood descended upon the floor in hot pursuit.

My expectations of seeing a dead rat laying on the floor were ended before the pieces of the 2x4 could even finish falling to the ground. My jaw dropped in disbelieve as the football sized pack rat was sailing past my torso as it leaped a good 7 feet straight out the door of the shed and disappeared into the wilderness.

We stood there, speechless, for about a minute absolutely dumbfounded by what just happened. If you attempt to kill a pack rat in Montana, bring a gun.
Ovelia
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Rats are so cute, inside your assholes. ;____;
Ovelia
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Btw, have you seen a live adult possum???
THOSE THINGS ARE UGLY!!
They look like mutated rats from hell XD