Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon shudders and breathes deeply as she achieves a new
plateau of fighting prowess.
A vertical light encompasses Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon, as she summons the p
ower of many midgets exhibiting their nunchaku skills!

FWA! UNGH! NYERT! The midgets scream, as they materialize out of the sky!

The midgets group themselves into a battle formation around Yagami, showing off
their skills!
A midget rushes Yagami, and gets Yagami in the ankle with an oak nunchaku!
Another midget gets Yagami from behind, right in the calf!
A midget jumps in for a groin punch, followed by a chainburn on the foot!
Yet another midget throws his nunchaku at Yagami's face, catching it in his teet
h as he runs by!
The last midget goes for the kneecaps, knocking Yagami to the floor, before she
scampers away!

Their awesome nunchaku skills sufficiently demonstrated, the midgets bow to one
another, and vanish into the sky.

A vertical light encompasses Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon, as she summons the p
ower of a cubic rod of Oceanus Ingenii!

A cube of blue ocean, seventeen feet to a side, appears in the air above you!

All of a sudden, the water loses its form, and falls towards Yagami!
All of a sudden, the water loses its form, and falls towards Yagami!
Sixteen and a half by sixteen and a half by sixteen and a half feet!
Four thousand four hundred ninety two and one eighths square feet!
Seven point four eight gallons per cubic foot!
Thirty three thousand six hundred three and four tenths gallons!
Eight pounds per gallon!
Two hundred sixty eight thousand eight hundred twenty seven pounds of ocean, sea
weed and fish

RAINING DOWN ON Yagami's HEAD

Now high and dry, so to speak, and up a dry creek without a paddle, so to speak
further, the water evaporates!
The light surrounding Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon vanishes into the sky, and s
he drops to the ground, prepared to continue the fight.

Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon shudders and breathes deeply as she achieves a new
plateau of fighting prowess.
A vertical light encompasses Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon, as she summons the p
ower of the a tree falling in the forest, which makes the sound of

KICKING Yagami'S ASS

A full grove of tall moon oak trees sprouts from the ground, surrounding Yagami!
Noiselessly, a screaming moon oak falls on Yagami!
Without a sound, a shrieking moon oak falls on top of Yagami!
Noiselessly, a screaming moon oak falls on Yagami's head!
Noiselessly, a shrieking moon oak topples onto Yagami!
Completely arbitrarily, a screaming moon oak falls on top of Yagami!

The fallen trees disappear into the ground, followed immediately by their stumps
.
The light surrounding Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon vanishes into the sky, and s
he drops to the ground, prepared to continue the fight.

A vertical light encompasses Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon, as she summons the p
ower of ghosts of times past!

MARF! W0OP! Zoccie! SMAKE! moan the losers and lurkers!

The myriad ghosts materialize and take physical, threatening forms!
The bestial lover grabs Yagami and shouts, "I love musclely stallions!"
A whalebeast breaches out of the ocean, and lands on top of Yagami!
A tall, pale man with jaundice force-feeds Yagami some pills and says "Hey there
, whalebeast..!"
A naked, hunchbacked dracon knocks Yagami down from behind, and dances on top of
his prostrate body!
A clothed yet obese dracon approaches Yagami, and hits him in the face with a pi
e!

Vanquished yet again, as usual, the ghosts disperse to return again another day!
The light surrounding Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon vanishes into the sky, and s
he drops to the ground, prepared to continue the fight.