Don't laugh, he has a serious problem and he needs help.





Capture log:

[ALLIED 81] Lukeduke: 'blixlord wants me leave clan just cuz he's bein a whiny lil bitch about the way my mem alias is set up'
[Clan] Hazy: ||||| do wut!
[ALLIED 141] Hazy: '['*~sparklies~*'] Well maybe if you weren't a whiny, stupid bitch...'
[Clan] Vaine: * i'm building up my pk prowess to existance
[ALLIED 81] Lonar: '-lonar- lukeduke, you dont sense people make fun of you tho?'
[Clan] Vaine: * and he's getting confused as shit
[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: Wait, what's going on?'
[ALLIED 81] Lonar: '-lonar- when u say meming, someone says killin mobs..or something. haha '
[ALLIED 141] Murdoch: 'I'm being uber serious.'
[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: Guys, Kritos is jacking my hunter, make him alter his mem alias.'
[ALLIED 81] Lukeduke: 'don't ever ask me to sell you anything again then lonar...'
[ALLIED 141] Hazy: '['*~sparklies~*'] Jack his tokens too, Kritos. Then kick sand in his eyes.'
[ALLIED 81] Lonar: '-lonar- wait what'
[Clan] Vaine: * Alright, well he just geared and spelled up to challenge me
[Clan] Vaine: * so, now i'll take my leave
[ALLIED 81] Kritos: 'I dispeled it for him :p'
[Clan] Ezekail: /E/ you're fired
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> BRB GUYS, IDLING.'
[Clan] Hazy: ||||| Did you lose a pokebattle?
[ALLIED 81] Lukeduke: 'perhaps i should just quit MM entirely, steal my dad's huntin rifles, and start killin ppl irl'
[ALLIED 141] Hazy: '['*~sparklies~*'] I think you should log off, you freaking creeper. Jesus.'
[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: Umm..'
[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: Killing spree, bbl.'
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> Let me go get my katanas...'
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> BAAAANZAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!'
[ALLIED 141] Murdoch: 'Don't forget your ankle-length black trenchcoat.'
[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: Almost forgot that, thanks!'
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> And my fedora. And Thompson.'
Hazy tells you Nobby.
Hazy tells you Is it just me or
Hazy tells you Did you really want to suggest that he use that rifle to kill himself, just now?
Hazy tells you He's get some serious mental issues.
[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: Doesn't he need like 54.'
[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: Cho only got 12?'
[ALLIED 141] Murdoch: 'ASS apparently has 45.'
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> Nah, he needs 386,540,436 or something.'
[ALLIED 141] Murdoch: 'Whoever ASS is. He's on the list like 4 times.'
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> Or basically the entire United States and Canada and possibly half of Mexico.'
[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: Where's this ranking, anyway. I remember finding it once but I can't remember where.'
[ALLIED 81] Lukeduke: 'thx for givin me the idea to get a job handling nukes'
[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: It only counts if you did it alone.'
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> Co-op high score.'
[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: Yeah, co-op is a separate category.'
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> I don't think you have a chance at passing the mental evaluation, sweet cheeks.'
[ALLIED 141] Hazy: '['*~sparklies~*'] Yeah, you sort of have to not be BUGFUCK CRAZY.'
[ALLIED 141] Murdoch: 'All you have to do is go up to the government and ask if you can please have some nukes and launch codes, not that hard!'
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> Yeah. Stan Smith will hand the code right over to you. :DDD'
[ALLIED 81] Lukeduke: 'how the hell would the ppl checking know that anyways unless someone here's the one checking?'
[ALLIED 141] Hazy: '['*~sparklies~*'] Or his lack thereof?'
[ALLIED 81] Kritos: 'uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> I dunno... because most of us don't work at a nuclear silo?'
[ALLIED 81] Kritos: 'uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'
[ALLIED 81] Lukeduke: 'besides... being fucked in the head = human condition'
[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: Brb, fbi.'
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> Now seriously Luke.'
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> Cut it out with all this sociopathic talk.'
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> It's a game. If we go too far, tell us and take a breather.'
[Clan] Murdoch: Stabbity! I can see the news story now. "A gunman resembling Grimace from the Ronald McDonald gang shot 12 innocent bystanders at a local Denny's eatery today before taking his own life."
[Clan] Hazy: ||||| aksjdhsdjsdjfgdfjghfdkjgdfghdfghdsfhjfgh
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> Or shall we go alert the Department of Homeland Security and the National Mental Health Association on you?'
[ALLIED 81] Lukeduke: 'sure... ya say that right after sayin "it's just a game"...'
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> Hey. You brought up all this shit about getting your daddy's rifles and going postal and then aspiring to comandeer some nukes for all of alliance 2.'
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> If that shouldn't be taken seriously, I don't know what. And frankly, I have a feeling you probably aren't joking on this one.'
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> It isn't your usual '*MOLESTIEZ IZAYOI*' moments.'
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> And I believe I have real reason to fear for you or others right now.'
[ALLIED 81] Lukeduke: 'fine... pick on the suicidally depressed fat kid who usually has to pay out the ass for friends :('
[Clan] Hazy: ||||| Do it.
[ALLIED 141] Hazy: '['*~sparklies~*'] Maybe you should consider taking some zolof or something.'
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> If that's how you are, I apologize on behalf of everyone who ripped on you.'
[ALLIED 141] Hazy: '['*~sparklies~*'] Jesus. And eating some salad.'
[ALLIED 141] Hazy: '['*~sparklies~*'] God, get your life together.'
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> Some of us don't know how serious the problem is.'
[ALLIED 141] Hazy: '['*~sparklies~*'] Don't take it out on other people.'
[Clan] Hazy: ||||| I hate pathetic bullshit, seriously.
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> But. How you behave online, even though it's the internet and all, it still manages to freak some of us out.'
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> I mean, do any of us go around 'molestiezing' others?'
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> Or spamming endlessly?'
[Clan] Hazy: ||||| he's the one that complained about being fat.
[Clan] Hazy: ||||| Stop eating fucking burgers if you're fat.
[Clan] Murdoch: Stabbity! That had me tearing up.
[Clan] Hazy: ||||| Problem solved.
[Clan] Hazy: ||||| Then see a doctor.
[Clan] Hazy: ||||| Fucking hell.
[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: In all fairness, Elua does rape everything that makes a sudden movement.'
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> The internet obviously stretches the limits of how far people can go, but there is still a limit.'
[Clan] Hazy: ||||| Get some meds. Get some help.
[ALLIED 81] Lukeduke: 'considering my hands are so fucked up i can't even open a fucking bottle of soda w/o having to use my teeth, playing here's about all i can afford for "help"'
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> And you have to think of peoples' personal comfort levels.'
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> I'm sure if you toned all that shit down or at least stop altogether with certain people who take offense, we won't feel the need to talk about your behavior and poke fun to the extent we do now.'
[Clan] Hazy: ||||| Better in cure critical.
[ALLIED 141] Hazy: '['*~sparklies~*'] Go see a doctor. Eat better. Do whatever. But sitting here and acting like a fucking sociopath douchenozzle to the only people that put up with your bullshit isn't endearing you to anyone.'
[ALLIED 81] Lukeduke: 'and most ppl i "molest" on here know how i mean it and do it right back'
[Clan] Murdoch: Stabbity! did you log all that?
[Clan] Murdoch: Stabbity! thaen?
[Clan] Ezekail: /E/ nobby
[Clan] Ezekail: /E/ you should tell me what he said
[Clan] Murdoch: Stabbity! or do you have a capture?
[Clan] Ezekail: /E/ but edit lukeduke out of it
[Clan] Ezekail: /E/ because ic ant see it cause i gag'd it :(
[ALLIED 81] Lukeduke: 'fine, i'll leave 81 since it seems clear me and my "problems" aren't welcome here'
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> If that's your solace, then by all means, go for it.'
[Clan] Ezekail: /E/ what a fucking dumbuck
[Clan] Murdoch: Stabbity! [CLAN] Thaen: '{: Hey, he needs help. "Eat a fucking salad" isn't help.'
[Clan] Ezekail: /E/ dumbfuck*
[Clan] Murdoch: Stabbity! best ct all night.
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> Either escape from your problems and continue down the same path or face them and find real helm.'
[Clan] Murdoch: Stabbity! I fucking laughed for 3 minutes at that.
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> help*'
[Clan] Hazy: ||||| ct :x
[Clan] Hazy: ||||| asdfs
Izayoi tells you Though he probably just as well find a helm. :x
Izayoi tells you You want to get him banned? :o
[ALLIED 81] Lukeduke: 'how the hell am i gonna get this "real help" when most such requires $$$ and I CANNOT HOLD A FUCKING JOB BECAUSE OF HOW SCREWED UP MY FUCKING HANDS ARE?'
[ALLIED 141] Hazy: '['*~sparklies~*'] Well you can obviously TYPE. Maybe you should apply for online databasing.'
Izayoi tells you :x
[Clan] Murdoch: Stabbity! 'well these guys on this online text game i play were being jerks'
[ALLIED 141] Ezekail: 'whats all this tom foolery about'
[Clan] Murdoch: Stabbity! rofl
[Clan] Murdoch: Stabbity! what would vass do about it
[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> Internet is serious business, my beautiful friend.'
[Clan] Hazy: ||||| It's not like it's the first time he's crazied out.
[Clan] Murdoch: Stabbity! you think there's a real threat in there? I mean
[Clan] Murdoch: Stabbity! this guy is messed up
[Clan] Murdoch: Stabbity! he probably can't even leave his house
[Clan] Murdoch: Stabbity! might as well do it then
[Clan] Hazy: ||||| Hi, Jibs.
[Clan] Murdoch: Stabbity! hi
[Clan] Jibba: -=woot=- hello




Direct Log:

[ALLIED 81] Lukeduke: 'perhaps i should just quit MM entirely, steal my dad's huntin rifles, and start killin ppl irl'

[AWAY](Social)
A sepulchral voice announces, 'Nerion has challenged Brutl to a fight to the death in Arena Combat!'

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A sepulchral voice announces, 'Brutl has accepted Nerion's challenge for Arena combat!'

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[ALLIED 141] Hazy: '['*~sparklies~*'] I think you should log off, you freaking creeper. Jesus.'

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[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: Umm..'

[AWAY](Social)
Hint: For a list of available chat rooms, type 'CHAT LIST'.

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[AWAY](Social) [5] clan members heard you say, '{:|) I didn't wanna jump because I'd die, and I wouldn't survive that for sure.'

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A sepulchral voice announces, 'Woot has challenged Piggy to a fight to the death in Arena Combat!'

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A sepulchral voice announces, 'Nerion has been slain by Brutl in Arena combat!'

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A sepulchral voice announces, 'Piggy has accepted Woot's challenge for Arena combat!'

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[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: Killing spree, bbl.'

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cons alkdfjadfklsaj
You can't do that here.

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> Let me go get my katanas...'

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> BAAAANZAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!'

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[ALLIED 141] Murdoch: 'Don't forget your ankle-length black trenchcoat.'

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[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: Almost forgot that, thanks!'

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A sepulchral voice announces, 'Piggy has been slain by Woot in Arena combat!'

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> And my fedora. And Thompson.'

[AWAY](Social)
[CLAN] Vaine has left Materia Magica (idle).

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Hazy tells you 'Nobby.'

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reply hi.
You tell Hazy 'hi.'
She is currently in combat and may not see your tell.

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not
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Type NOTIFY LIST REASONS to view your complete notify list.

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Hazy tells you 'Is it just me or'

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Hazy tells you 'Did you really want to suggest that he use that rifle to kill himself, just now?'

[AWAY](Social)
reply Why would I do that, he's not a bad guy.
You tell Hazy 'Why would I do that, he's not a bad guy.'
She is currently in combat and may not see your tell.

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Hazy tells you 'He's get some serious mental issues.'

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all talk Okay guys, let me clear this up. I DO NOT suggest people with problems do horrible things to themselves, only to people that are mentally stable.
[12] alliance members heard you say, 'Okay guys, let me clear this up. I DO NOT suggest people with problems do horrible things to themselves, only to people that are mentally stable.'

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all talk No, Hazy. I don't want Luke to shoot himself in the head, I'd rather him kill 30 innocents before he came to that conclusion.
[12] alliance members heard you say, 'No, Hazy. I don't want Luke to shoot himself in the head, I'd rather him kill 30 innocents before he came to that conclusion.'

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who luke

MATERIA MAGICA: Search Players Online
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[60 :240 M Hero Towne ] Lukeduke [ChaoS](Quest)
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Total matches: 1.

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all talk C'mon, get the high score.
[12] alliance members heard you say, 'C'mon, get the high score.'

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score
Player Information for: Thaen Garek, Templar of Ithrilis
Hours Played: 1,274 Age: 16 years (Born 3/22/1434)
Class Level: 28 Total Level: 148
Race: human Gender: male
Class: wizard Alignment: 803 (saintly)
Hit Points: 1192/1192 Practices: 0
Spell Points: 1165/1165 Quest Points: 4,634 (627 quests)
Stamina: 1033/1033 Reputation: 100 (Saint)
Strength: 19/19 Vitality: 18/19
Knowledge: 21/21 Luck: 14/19
Wisdom: 19/19 Courage: 21/21
Agility: 22/22 Sanity: 15/19
Personality: 13/19
Spell Complexity Comprehension: 45%
Proficiency Complexity Comprehension:
Wea: 38% Def: 52% Com: 38% Tek: 65% Mys: 79%
* You have 29,504,840 experience points and need 495,160 to advance.
* You have killed 5,495 creatures and 0 players in combat.
* You have been killed 29 times, 0 in player kill combat.
* You have defeated 1 players and lost 1 times in arena combat.
* You are carrying 0 items weighing 4 stones and 55 pebbles.
* You have attained 52 marks, 0 honors, and 0 relationships.
* You are currently marked as 'away'. Message: furious.

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[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: Doesn't he need like 54.'

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all talk The last high score was only 12.
[12] alliance members heard you say, 'The last high score was only 12.'

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all talk Injured doesn't count. :(
[12] alliance members heard you say, 'Injured doesn't count. :('

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[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: Cho only got 12?'

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[ALLIED 141] Murdoch: 'ASS apparently has 45.'

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> Nah, he needs 386,540,436 or something.'

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[ALLIED 141] Murdoch: 'Whoever ASS is. He's on the list like 4 times.'

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> Or basically the entire United States and Canada and possibly half of Mexico.'

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[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: Where's this ranking, anyway. I remember finding it once but I can't remember where.'

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all talk Guys, highscore = people killed during emo/lifeismisery rage.
[12] alliance members heard you say, 'Guys, highscore = people killed during emo/lifeismisery rage.'

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A sepulchral voice announces, 'Woot has challenged Piggy to a fight to the death in Arena Combat!'

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A sepulchral voice announces, 'Piggy has declined Woot's challenge for Arena Combat!'

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all talk I don't remember if they count columbine as the high score, since there were two.
[12] alliance members heard you say, 'I don't remember if they count columbine as the high score, since there were two.'

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all talk or were there three?
[12] alliance members heard you say, 'or were there three?'

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[ALLIED 81] Lukeduke: 'thx for givin me the idea to get a job handling nukes'

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[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: It only counts if you did it alone.'

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> Co-op high score.'

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[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: Yeah, co-op is a separate category.'

[AWAY](Social)
Hint: You can have a player connected to the chat rooms as well as one in the actual world of Alyria.

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> I don't think you have a chance at passing the mental evaluation, sweet cheeks.'

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[ALLIED 141] Hazy: '['*~sparklies~*'] Yeah, you sort of have to not be BUGFUCK CRAZY.'

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[ALLIED 141] Murdoch: 'All you have to do is go up to the government and ask if you can please have some nukes and launch codes, not that hard!'

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cons alkdfjadfklsaj
You can't do that here.

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> Yeah. Stan Smith will hand the code right over to you. :DDD'

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all talk I'm with Murdoch on this, they wont give a shit about his mental stability.
[12] alliance members heard you say, 'I'm with Murdoch on this, they wont give a shit about his mental stability.'

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[ALLIED 81] Lukeduke: 'how the hell would the ppl checking know that anyways unless someone here's the one checking?'

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The land becomes alive as the sun breaks free of the horizon.

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[ALLIED 141] Hazy: '['*~sparklies~*'] Or his lack thereof?'

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[ALLIED 81] Kritos: 'uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> I dunno... because most of us don't work at a nuclear silo?'

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[ALLIED 81] Kritos: 'uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'

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[ALLIED 81] Lukeduke: 'besides... being fucked in the head = human condition'

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who luke

MATERIA MAGICA: Search Players Online
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[60 :240 M Hero Towne ] Lukeduke [ChaoS](Quest)
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Total matches: 1.

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all talk Luke is incredibly poetic.
[12] alliance members heard you say, 'Luke is incredibly poetic.'

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[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: Brb, fbi.'

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all talk Partyvan was so 2006. :(
[12] alliance members heard you say, 'Partyvan was so 2006. :('

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> Now seriously Luke.'

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> Cut it out with all this sociopathic talk.'

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> It's a game. If we go too far, tell us and take a breather.'

[AWAY](Social)
The wind changes direction, now coming from the southeast.

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[CLAN] Murdoch: 'Stabbity! I can see the news story now. "A gunman resembling Grimace from the Ronald McDonald gang shot 12 innocent bystanders at a local Denny's eatery today before taking his own life."'

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[CLAN] Hazy: '||||| aksjdhsdjsdjfgdfjghfdkjgdfghdfghdsfhjfgh'

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> Or shall we go alert the Department of Homeland Security and the National Mental Health Association on you?'

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ct lololol
[5] clan members heard you say, '{:|) lololol'

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[ALLIED 81] Lukeduke: 'sure... ya say that right after sayin "it's just a game"...'

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all talk You're still a real person behind the screen, and this is some serious talk.
[12] alliance members heard you say, 'You're still a real person behind the screen, and this is some serious talk.'

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A sepulchral voice announces, 'Woot has challenged Piggy to a fight to the death in Arena Combat!'

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A sepulchral voice announces, 'Piggy has declined Woot's challenge for Arena Combat!'

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> Hey. You brought up all this shit about getting your daddy's rifles and going postal and then aspiring to comandeer some nukes for all of alliance 2.'

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alliance info 2
Information for Clan Alliance Order of Chaos:
Title: ChaoS
Creation Date: Thu Oct 5 14:19:33 2006
Owner: Clan Knights of Chaos [81]
Members: 3/5
Knights of Chaos [81], Far Dareis Mai [79], Nemesis [141]
Reputation: 3803 (Benevolent)
Alliance Mortality Statistics:
* NPCs slain by members: [2659063 ] Members slain by NPCs: [29869 ]
* LPKs by clan members: [9368 ] Members LPKed: [6066 ]
* NPKs by clan members: [11806 ] Members NPKed: [6371 ]
* CPKs by clan members: [591 ] Members CPKed: [331 ]
* PKs out of normal PK: [0 ] Members PKed out of normal PK: [0 ]

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all talk I had to alliance info that one. :(
[12] alliance members heard you say, 'I had to alliance info that one. :('

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> If that shouldn't be taken seriously, I don't know what. And frankly, I have a feeling you probably aren't joking on this one.'

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all talk thought he was a traitor for a second.
[12] alliance members heard you say, 'thought he was a traitor for a second.'

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cons alkdfjadfklsaj
You can't do that here.

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> It isn't your usual '*MOLESTIEZ IZAYOI*' moments.'

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> And I believe I have real reason to fear for you or others right now.'

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ct Man, I'm half considering hypercamming that statement of his and posting in on youtube. //_-
[5] clan members heard you say, '{:|) Man, I'm half considering hypercamming that statement of his and posting in on youtube. //_-'

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Hint: You can have a player connected to the chat rooms as well as one in the actual world of Alyria.

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[ALLIED 81] Lukeduke: 'fine... pick on the suicidally depressed fat kid who usually has to pay out the ass for friends :('

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ct then calling the authorities, but even that is fucked up.
[5] clan members heard you say, '{:|) then calling the authorities, but even that is fucked up.'

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[CLAN] Hazy: '||||| Do it.'

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[ALLIED 141] Hazy: '['*~sparklies~*'] Maybe you should consider taking some zolof or something.'

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all talk Maybe you should consider help, Luke.
[12] alliance members heard you say, 'Maybe you should consider help, Luke.'

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> If that's how you are, I apologize on behalf of everyone who ripped on you.'

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[ALLIED 141] Hazy: '['*~sparklies~*'] Jesus. And eating some salad.'

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[ALLIED 141] Hazy: '['*~sparklies~*'] God, get your life together.'

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> Some of us don't know how serious the problem is.'

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[ALLIED 141] Hazy: '['*~sparklies~*'] Don't take it out on other people.'

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ct Sure Hazy, just kick the man while he's down.
[5] clan members heard you say, '{:|) Sure Hazy, just kick the man while he's down.'

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[PKTALK B] Volvo: any reason why some mobs start out not immune to a damage type and all of a sudden become immune?'


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pk Log?
[PKTALK B] Thaen: Log?' [14]


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[CLAN] Hazy: '||||| I hate pathetic bullshit, seriously.'

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> But. How you behave online, even though it's the internet and all, it still manages to freak some of us out.'

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ct Hey, he needs help. "Eat a fucking salad" isn't help.
[5] clan members heard you say, '{:|) Hey, he needs help. "Eat a fucking salad" isn't help.'

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> I mean, do any of us go around 'molestiezing' others?'

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> Or spamming endlessly?'

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[CLAN] Hazy: '||||| he's the one that complained about being fat.'

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[CLAN] Hazy: '||||| Stop eating fucking burgers if you're fat.'

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[CLAN] Murdoch: 'Stabbity! That had me tearing up.'

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[CLAN] Hazy: '||||| Problem solved.'

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ct He might have a thyroid problem. //_-
[5] clan members heard you say, '{:|) He might have a thyroid problem. //_-'

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[CLAN] Hazy: '||||| Then see a doctor.'

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[CLAN] Hazy: '||||| Fucking hell.'

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A sepulchral voice announces, 'Piggy has challenged Woot to a fight to the death in Arena Combat!'

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A sepulchral voice announces, 'Woot has accepted Piggy's challenge for Arena combat!'

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[ALLIED 81] Lewd: ':>-??Lewdrick??-<: In all fairness, Elua does rape everything that makes a sudden movement.'

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> The internet obviously stretches the limits of how far people can go, but there is still a limit.'

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[CLAN] Hazy: '||||| Get some meds. Get some help.'

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[ALLIED 81] Lukeduke: 'considering my hands are so fucked up i can't even open a fucking bottle of soda w/o having to use my teeth, playing here's about all i can afford for "help"'

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> And you have to think of peoples' personal comfort levels.'

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A sepulchral voice announces, 'Woot has been slain by Piggy in Arena combat!'

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[PKTALK B] Volvo: 'With your knowledge of 'scythe', the scythe of war can cause up to 159 points of damage against 0 ar. Weapon type is scythe, does 128 points of disease damage for 2 stamina, accuracy 15. A poison vapor is infected on the torso with your disease causing trifling damage. <<next round >> Your second attack didn't seem to have any effect on a poison vapor. You stop using the scythe of war.'

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pk Hypercam it and post it on youtube, for easy viewing.
[PKTALK B] Thaen: Hypercam it and post it on youtube, for easy viewing.' [14]


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[PKTALK B] Volvo: indeed. well dont have hypercam'


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all talk The man that did the VTech massacres went on a stupid internet image board, threatened to do it and went through with it.
[12] alliance members heard you say, 'The man that did the VTech massacres went on a stupid internet image board, threatened to do it and went through with it.'

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> I'm sure if you toned all that shit down or at least stop altogether with certain people who take offense, we won't feel the need to talk about your behavior and poke fun to the extent we do now.'

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[CLAN] Hazy has gained class level 57, total level 117!

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[CLAN] Hazy: '||||| Better in cure critical.'

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[ALLIED 141] Hazy: '['*~sparklies~*'] Go see a doctor. Eat better. Do whatever. But sitting here and acting like a fucking sociopath douchenozzle to the only people that put up with your bullshit isn't endearing you to anyone.'

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[ALLIED 81] Lukeduke: 'and most ppl i "molest" on here know how i mean it and do it right back'

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cons alkdfjadfklsaj
You can't do that here.

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all talk I think you molested me once, and I cried myself to sleep afterwards.
[12] alliance members heard you say, 'I think you molested me once, and I cried myself to sleep afterwards.'

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[CLAN] Murdoch: 'Stabbity! did you log all that?'

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[CLAN] Murdoch: 'Stabbity! thaen?'

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[CLAN] Ezekail: '/E/ nobby'

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[CLAN] Ezekail: '/E/ you should tell me what he said'

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[CLAN] Murdoch: 'Stabbity! or do you have a capture?'

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[CLAN] Ezekail: '/E/ but edit lukeduke out of it'

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[CLAN] Ezekail: '/E/ because ic ant see it cause i gag'd it :('

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Hint: You can have a player connected to the chat rooms as well as one in the actual world of Alyria.

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A sepulchral voice announces, 'Piggy has challenged Woot to a fight to the death in Arena Combat!'

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A sepulchral voice announces, 'Woot has accepted Piggy's challenge for Arena combat!'

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[ALLIED 81] Lukeduke: 'fine, i'll leave 81 since it seems clear me and my "problems" aren't welcome here'

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A sepulchral voice announces, 'Woot has been slain by Piggy in Arena combat!'

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ct [ALLIED 81] grimace: 'perhaps i should just quit MM entirely, steal my dad's huntin rifles, and start killin ppl irl'
[5] clan members heard you say, '{:|) [ALLIED 81] grimace: 'perhaps i should just quit MM entirely, steal my dad's huntin rifles, and start killin ppl irl''

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> If that's your solace, then by all means, go for it.'

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[CLAN] Ezekail: '/E/ what a fucking dumbuck'

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ct I can log it.
[5] clan members heard you say, '{:|) I can log it.'

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[CLAN] Murdoch: 'Stabbity! [CLAN] Thaen: '{: Hey, he needs help. "Eat a fucking salad" isn't help.''

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[CLAN] Ezekail: '/E/ dumbfuck*'

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[CLAN] Murdoch: 'Stabbity! best ct all night.'

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> Either escape from your problems and continue down the same path or face them and find real helm.'

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[CLAN] Murdoch: 'Stabbity! I fucking laughed for 3 minutes at that.'

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ct it's captured.
[5] clan members heard you say, '{:|) it's captured.'

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> help*'

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[CLAN] Hazy: '||||| ct :x'

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[CLAN] Hazy: '||||| asdfs'

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Izayoi tells you 'Though he probably just as well find a helm. :x'

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reply I'm really not sure if I should e-mail admin with that threat.
You tell Izayoi 'I'm really not sure if I should e-mail admin with that threat.'

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Izayoi tells you 'You want to get him banned? :o'

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[ALLIED 81] Lukeduke: 'how the hell am i gonna get this "real help" when most such requires $$$ and I CANNOT HOLD A FUCKING JOB BECAUSE OF HOW SCREWED UP MY FUCKING HANDS ARE?'

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reply Probably none of us are in any harm's way, but he made a serious threat and some people might be in danger.
You tell Izayoi 'Probably none of us are in any harm's way, but he made a serious threat and some people might be in danger.'

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[ALLIED 141] Hazy: '['*~sparklies~*'] Well you can obviously TYPE. Maybe you should apply for online databasing.'

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reply Not to get him banned, but to get his IP traced and the cops alerted, to get him help.
You tell Izayoi 'Not to get him banned, but to get his IP traced and the cops alerted, to get him help.'

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cons alkdfjadfklsaj
You can't do that here.

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all talk Luke, you can go to the local police station and tell them that you need help.
[12] alliance members heard you say, 'Luke, you can go to the local police station and tell them that you need help.'

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who luke

MATERIA MAGICA: Search Players Online
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[60 :240 M Hero Towne ] Lukeduke [ChaoS]
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Total matches: 1.

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Izayoi tells you ':x'

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[CLAN] Murdoch: 'Stabbity! 'well these guys on this online text game i play were being jerks''

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The sun rises in the east, sending molten light across the land.

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ct I think I'm going to send this log to admin.
[5] clan members heard you say, '{:|) I think I'm going to send this log to admin.'

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[ALLIED 141] Ezekail: 'whats all this tom foolery about'

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[CLAN] Murdoch: 'Stabbity! rofl'

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[CLAN] Murdoch: 'Stabbity! what would vass do about it'

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[ALLIED 81] Izayoi: '>.Shinitenshi.> Internet is serious business, my beautiful friend.'

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ct Trace the IP and alert local authorities.
[5] clan members heard you say, '{:|) Trace the IP and alert local authorities.'

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ct It will get him help.
[5] clan members heard you say, '{:|) It will get him help.'

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[CLAN] Hazy: '||||| It's not like it's the first time he's crazied out.'

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ct The guy that runs 4chan went through this multiple times, with the FBI literally stopping everything and forcefully taking the backed logs.
[5] clan members heard you say, '{:|) The guy that runs 4chan went through this multiple times, with the FBI literally stopping everything and forcefully taking the backed logs.'

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A sepulchral voice announces, 'Woot has challenged Piggy to a fight to the death in Arena Combat!'

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A sepulchral voice announces, 'Piggy has accepted Woot's challenge for Arena combat!'

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[CLAN] Murdoch: 'Stabbity! you think there's a real threat in there? I mean'

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ct It's still a threat, we might not be in danger but some people could be.
[5] clan members heard you say, '{:|) It's still a threat, we might not be in danger but some people could be.'

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[CLAN] Murdoch: 'Stabbity! this guy is messed up'

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[CLAN] Murdoch: 'Stabbity! he probably can't even leave his house'

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ct And he might need help. He said he's suicidal.
[5] clan members heard you say, '{:|) And he might need help. He said he's suicidal.'