General logs: Vauldroth special attacks.
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| Vauldroth special attacks. | Nemix | 2009-06-02 04:38 pm | 1271 |
Some of Vauldroth's special attacks. lol...
A vertical light encompasses Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon, as she summons the power of many midgets exhibiting their nunchaku skills!
FWA! UNGH! NYERT! The midgets scream, as they materialize out of the sky!
The midgets group themselves into a battle formation around you, showing off their skills!
A midget rushes you, and gets you in the ankle with an oak nunchaku!
Another midget gets you from behind, right in the calf!
A midget jumps in for a groin punch, followed by a chainburn on the foot!
Yet another midget throws his nunchaku at your face, catching it in his teeth as he runs by!
The last midget goes for the kneecaps, knocking you to the floor, before she scampers away!
Their awesome nunchaku skills sufficiently demonstrated, the midgets bow to one another, and vanish into the sky.
The light surrounding Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon vanishes into the sky, and she drops to the ground, prepared to continue the fight.
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A vertical light encompasses Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon, as she summons the power of the a tree falling in the forest, which makes the sound of
KICKING YOUR ASS
A full grove of tall moon oak trees sprouts from the ground, surrounding you!
Noiselessly, a screaming moon oak falls on you!
Without a sound, a shrieking moon oak falls on top of you!
Noiselessly, a screaming moon oak falls on your head!
Noiselessly, a shrieking moon oak topples onto you!
Completely arbitrarily, a screaming moon oak falls on top of you!
The fallen trees disappear into the ground, followed immediately by their stumps.
The light surrounding Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon vanishes into the sky, and she drops to the ground, prepared to continue the fight.
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A vertical light encompasses Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon, as she summons the power of an easily-excited vaquero!
AiAiAiAiAiiiiiiii!*!&! a dark figure cries from atop his rearing horse!
The vaquero rides into the light, galloping all around and doing rope tricks!
The rider uses his dogs to stampede the cattle, trampling you for what seems like ever!
The vaquero ropes you with his lariet, and drags you around while laughing!
With an evil grin, he drinks a full bottle of bourbon, and pitches the bottle at you!
Exhibiting his marksmanship, the slug-thrower-slinger shoots the ground beneath your feet, making you dance!
The vaquero announces that you, in fact, are the gol' durned horse thief, and the townsfolk string you up!
Triumphant in demonstrating that he is all that is man, the vaquero rides off into the sunset!
The light surrounding Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon vanishes into the sky, and she drops to the ground, prepared to continue the fight.
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A vertical light encompasses Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon, as she summons the power of many midgets exhibiting their nunchaku skills!
FWA! UNGH! NYERT! The midgets scream, as they materialize out of the sky!
The midgets group themselves into a battle formation around you, showing off their skills!
A midget rushes you, and gets you in the ankle with an oak nunchaku!
Another midget gets you from behind, right in the calf!
A midget jumps in for a groin punch, followed by a chainburn on the foot!
Yet another midget throws his nunchaku at your face, catching it in his teeth as he runs by!
The last midget goes for the kneecaps, knocking you to the floor, before she scampers away!
Their awesome nunchaku skills sufficiently demonstrated, the midgets bow to one another, and vanish into the sky.
The light surrounding Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon vanishes into the sky, and she drops to the ground, prepared to continue the fight.
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A vertical light encompasses Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon, as she summons the power of a cross-eyed bartender!
GuwaaaHEEEEEEEEEEY, a CUSTOMER slurs a disembodied voice!
All of a sudden, a drunken, myopic bartender runs from behind Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon, straight at you!
The bartender tries to pour you a whisky, but tips the glass into your lap!
The bartender serves you a blowjob in an oversized glass, and you end up wearing it!
He goes to get you a beer, but forgets about you!
The bartender serves you a long island iced tea, but uses four shots of 151!
"FLAMING GORILLA," he shouts as a finale, giving your entire chest third-degree burns!
Distraught over his lack of a tip, the cross-eyed bartender mopes away.
The light surrounding Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon vanishes into the sky, and she drops to the ground, prepared to continue the fight.
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Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon slobbers on over to you, and messily slaps you in the face.
A vertical light encompasses Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon, as she summons the power of many midgets exhibiting their nunchaku skills!
FWA! UNGH! NYERT! The midgets scream, as they materialize out of the sky!
The midgets group themselves into a battle formation around you, showing off their skills!
A midget rushes you, and gets you in the ankle with an oak nunchaku!
Another midget gets you from behind, right in the calf!
A midget jumps in for a groin punch, followed by a chainburn on the foot!
Yet another midget throws his nunchaku at your face, catching it in his teeth as he runs by!
The last midget goes for the kneecaps, knocking you to the floor, before she scampers away!
Their awesome nunchaku skills sufficiently demonstrated, the midgets bow to one another, and vanish into the sky.
The light surrounding Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon vanishes into the sky, and she drops to the ground, prepared to continue the fight.
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A vertical light encompasses Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon, as she summons the power of the a tree falling in the forest, which makes the sound of
KICKING YOUR ASS
A full grove of tall moon oak trees sprouts from the ground, surrounding you!
Noiselessly, a screaming moon oak falls on you!
Without a sound, a shrieking moon oak falls on top of you!
Noiselessly, a screaming moon oak falls on your head!
Noiselessly, a shrieking moon oak topples onto you!
Completely arbitrarily, a screaming moon oak falls on top of you!
The fallen trees disappear into the ground, followed immediately by their stumps.
The light surrounding Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon vanishes into the sky, and she drops to the ground, prepared to continue the fight.
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A vertical light encompasses Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon, as she summons the power of an easily-excited vaquero!
AiAiAiAiAiiiiiiii!*!&! a dark figure cries from atop his rearing horse!
The vaquero rides into the light, galloping all around and doing rope tricks!
The rider uses his dogs to stampede the cattle, trampling you for what seems like ever!
The vaquero ropes you with his lariet, and drags you around while laughing!
With an evil grin, he drinks a full bottle of bourbon, and pitches the bottle at you!
Exhibiting his marksmanship, the slug-thrower-slinger shoots the ground beneath your feet, making you dance!
The vaquero announces that you, in fact, are the gol' durned horse thief, and the townsfolk string you up!
Triumphant in demonstrating that he is all that is man, the vaquero rides off into the sunset!
The light surrounding Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon vanishes into the sky, and she drops to the ground, prepared to continue the fight.
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A vertical light encompasses Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon, as she summons the power of many midgets exhibiting their nunchaku skills!
FWA! UNGH! NYERT! The midgets scream, as they materialize out of the sky!
The midgets group themselves into a battle formation around you, showing off their skills!
A midget rushes you, and gets you in the ankle with an oak nunchaku!
Another midget gets you from behind, right in the calf!
A midget jumps in for a groin punch, followed by a chainburn on the foot!
Yet another midget throws his nunchaku at your face, catching it in his teeth as he runs by!
The last midget goes for the kneecaps, knocking you to the floor, before she scampers away!
Their awesome nunchaku skills sufficiently demonstrated, the midgets bow to one another, and vanish into the sky.
The light surrounding Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon vanishes into the sky, and she drops to the ground, prepared to continue the fight.
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A vertical light encompasses Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon, as she summons the power of a cross-eyed bartender!
GuwaaaHEEEEEEEEEEY, a CUSTOMER slurs a disembodied voice!
All of a sudden, a drunken, myopic bartender runs from behind Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon, straight at you!
The bartender tries to pour you a whisky, but tips the glass into your lap!
The bartender serves you a blowjob in an oversized glass, and you end up wearing it!
He goes to get you a beer, but forgets about you!
The bartender serves you a long island iced tea, but uses four shots of 151!
"FLAMING GORILLA," he shouts as a finale, giving your entire chest third-degree burns!
Distraught over his lack of a tip, the cross-eyed bartender mopes away.
The light surrounding Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon vanishes into the sky, and she drops to the ground, prepared to continue the fight.
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Vauldroth, the Kung Fu dracon slobbers on over to you, and messily slaps you in the face.
| Izayoi | Needs more poetry. |
| Primus | lol yeah, do want poets. |
| Zellian | Forget the poets, this needs more uncle Randy. |
| Rilok | Another midget gets you from behind, thats just cruel and unusal |