It seems to be a common theme among this landlocked buccaneers, to have
only one functioning eye. It seems that lots of missing anatomical features
is de rigeur among these pirates, either as a prerequisite for being this
type of outlaw, or just as a natural corollary for pursuing this type of
career for an extended period of time. The first mate is a husky troll, a
burly one-eyed beast of a humanoid, with ratty black dreadlocks and
goofy-looking pirate garb. Despite being a tremendous badass, he's wearing
puffy blue pantaloons and a patchwork vest, which looks interminably silly.
He is a troll approximately 10'4" tall.
The first mate is in good health.

You peek at the inventory:
(Invisible) the hellstorm dagger (new)

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Obsession tells the formation 'i have it'

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Deathray looks at the first mate.

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Tonesta tells the formation 'oh'

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'Hellstorm' Deathray says.
The first mate sneaks up behind Deathray and stabs him in the back.
Deathray enters into combat with the first mate.

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Deathray has been slain!
Your blood freezes as you hear Deathray's death cry.
Deathray stops following Obsession.
Deathray's disembodied soul rises from his ravaged corpse.
'Ah, Deathray.' the incarnation of death says. 'Your time is at hand.'
The incarnation of death swings a Scythe of Soul Rending in a long, lazy arc...
Deathray collapses lifeless to the ground.
The severed head of Deathray plops on the ground.
Deathray turns translucent.
Deathray stiffens for a moment, then blinks and shakes his head.
Deathray stiffens for a moment, then blinks and shakes his head.
Deathray's feet rise a few inches off the ground.
Deathray stiffens for a moment, then blinks and shakes his head.
Deathray blinks rapidly, several times.
Deathray's spirit disappears with an ear-splitting BANG!

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Tonesta falls to the ground laughing hysterically. Must have been something funny.

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Fiore looks at the first mate.

[*]<595hp 1108sp 689st>
Obsession tells the formation 'rofl'

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Fiore giggles.

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Tonesta tells the formation 'hahah he did it again'

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Tonesta says, 'How many times we gotta say dont talk'
The first mate sneaks up behind Tonesta and stabs him in the back.
Tonesta falls from a black unicorn.
Tonesta has been slain!
The first mate's backstab annihilates Tonesta, causing him to fall to the ground, dead.
Your blood freezes as you hear Tonesta's death cry.
Tonesta stops following Obsession.
Tonesta's disembodied soul rises from his ravaged corpse.
'Ah, Tonesta.' the incarnation of death says. 'I've been looking for you.'
The incarnation of death swings a Scythe of Soul Rending in a long, lazy arc...
Tonesta collapses lifeless to the ground.
The severed head of Tonesta plops on the ground.
Tonesta turns translucent.
Tonesta stiffens for a moment, then blinks and shakes his head.
Tonesta stiffens for a moment, then blinks and shakes his head.
Tonesta's feet rise a few inches off the ground.
Tonesta stiffens for a moment, then blinks and shakes his head.
Tonesta blinks rapidly, several times.
Tonesta's spirit disappears with an ear-splitting BANG!