Duende@ troll: i'm adding two new systems
Duende@ troll: the first is bloodlines.
Lantis@ troll: ooo
Thaen@ troll:  does that mean we get to make babies?
Duende@ troll: everyone gets some passive bonus
Katran@ troll: where on the sword does it say 1%
Duende@ troll: for supernac, it's
Lantis@ troll: erk. yeah, we should not be allowed to breed
Duende@ troll: Prof:  bloodlines           - Level  17, modifies ar                by    2.
Csia@ troll:  accepting applications to mother their child.
Supernac@ troll: freakin sexy
Thaen@ troll:  buying a wife.
Floyd@ troll: sorry, missed some of that. all players get a randomly selected passive prof?
Enbringer@ troll: whats the bonus tied to?
Gulin@ troll:  for Darum Prof:  bloodlines     - Level 17, modifies knowledge by   -10 ?
Duende@ troll: this can be a bunch of HP for ogres, a bunch of wood-prcnt for elves, some prof-prcnt for helves, etc.
Alvah@ troll: only his kid
Forral@ troll: selling my wifes' eggs.
Erithiaen@ troll: Erithiaen says, 'wtf, forral'
Supernac@ troll: or armor for weaklings
[49] people in  troll heard you relay 'nice'
Supernac@ troll: lolz
Erithiaen@ troll: Erithiaen says, 'get out'
Duende@ troll: 66% of the time it's one of 3 racial attributes, 33% it's random.
Gulin@ troll:  Sweet one day i will hit 100% wood prcnt :(
Forral@ troll is no longer relaying from this chat room.
Erithiaen@ troll: Erithiaen says, 'lol'
Weezy@ troll: and you're affected by bloodlines all the time?
Duende@ troll: yep.
Gulin@ troll:  Erithiarn gives m100 wood prcnt
Duende@ troll: it's permanent, undispellable, etc.
Floyd@ troll: how is it selected then? a random roll after reboot for each character?
Weezy@ troll: sounds cool
Gulin@ troll:  erithiaen*
Csia@ troll: Csia says, 'whats the other system?'
Supernac@ troll: SEEEEEXY
Erithiaen@ troll: Erithiaen says, '...'
Duende@ troll: you all already have it.
Alvah@ troll is no longer relaying from this chat room.
Alvah@ troll is now relaying messages from this chat room.
Rumyr@ troll is now relaying messages from this chat room.
Csia@ troll is no longer relaying from this chat room.
Csia@ troll is now relaying messages from this chat room.
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Erithiaen@ troll: Erithiaen says, 'wb'
You are no longer relaying from chat room  troll.
You are now relaying messages from chat room  troll.
Duende@ troll: this'll be in in the next reboot or two.
Lantis@ troll: *crosses fingers for hp*
Gulin@ troll:  This divine soul already gives me 75% wood prcnt if its ever fixed :\
Asterix@ troll is now relaying messages from this chat room.
Supernac@ troll: this is so sexy
Weezy@ troll is no longer relaying from this chat room.
Weezy@ troll is now relaying messages from this chat room.
Duende@ troll: the second system is
Duende@ troll: adoption
Alvah@ troll: as a drow, I am concerned
Floyd@ troll: adoption?
[50] people in  troll heard you relay 'lol oh god'
Gulin@ troll:  The BRA is going to have a field day
Duende@ troll: you can buy an adoption certificate for 2M at a wedding cleric
Duende@ troll: you and someone, possibly your spouse, name your child
Alvah@ troll: Are we allowed to beat our adopted children if they don't follow our wishes or if they aren't good @ pk?
Nebula@ troll: >N<  i've always wanted to be adopted
Lantis@ troll: and the child I assume has no say so? just like in real life?
Duende@ troll: if that character is created in the next half hour, and is the same race as either you or your spouse, or the applicable requirement is met in case of helf
Duende@ troll: that character becomes your child
Supernac@ troll: so who else has bloodlines?
Tonesta@ troll: can I call child services on my parents if they abuse me like Lantis said >.>
Floyd@ troll: whats the bonus of adopting again?
Duende@ troll: lantis: you choose the name before the char is created, so obviously the char is created with the intent of being the child.
Duende@ troll: everyone has bloodlines, but you only activate them via quest.
Alvah@ troll: No unplanned kids here
Duende@ troll: the adoption cert costs 2M
Chaosfire@ troll: via quest?
[50] people in  troll heard you relay 'ahh interesting way to do things and link alts etc lol'
Gulin@ troll:  Will the quest be a regular quest or some type of mini we can do
Csia@ troll:  starting massive incest ring
Asterix@ troll: sup
Lantis@ troll: this is starting to sound like a bad reality show. 'What happens when an ogre and a half-elf get married and raise an adopted child? Stay tuned for bloodlines'
[50] people in  troll heard you relay 'gulin its duende :P'
Duende@ troll: it's a regular quest, saveable across quitting/etc.
Alvah@ troll: Let me get in on that
Duende@ troll: back to adoption
Romus@ troll: who wants to sex romus
Tonesta@ troll: imagine an ogre and dwarf baby :/
Thaen@ troll:  I'll sex you good.
Alvah@ troll: I don't want some little wizard baby, so no thanks
Spokist@ troll: an ogre baby period.
Floyd@ troll: ew... dwogre... or ogarf...
Duende@ troll: the child gets paid an inheritance when they level: for a 2M cert, they get 300k at level 60, 750k at 120, 1M at 180, and 2M? i think at archon
Romus@ troll: if my kid ever becomes a psi i will disown him
Asterix@ troll: rofl
Duende@ troll: in addition
Duende@ troll: when the child archons
Duende@ troll: the bloodline grows in power
Lantis@ troll: is this applicable to multiple children?
Duende@ troll: you can have up to 3 children, yes.
Erithiaen@ troll: Erithiaen says, 'this is amazing'
Csia@ troll:  heh
Erithiaen@ troll: Erithiaen says, 'newbie children!'
Thaen@ troll:  what happened to your children getting you inacessible marks limited to lower levels?
Erithiaen@ troll: Erithiaen says, 'we can be like mentors'
Duende@ troll: when the child archons, the bloodlines of both parents and children get buffed.
Gulin@ troll:  I'm catholic i was planning on a 'plop till you drop' birthing
Enbringer@ troll: so your telling me by making alts and adopting them your going to give them even more power
Weezy@ troll: interesting.
Spokist@ troll: lol
Lantis@ troll: oh here's a question. what happens in the next generation? stronger bonuses?
Erithiaen@ troll: Erithiaen says, 'you're*'
Duende@ troll: so if supernac had 3 children who all became archons, he could get up to, say, 4 or 5 passive +AR
Csia@ troll:  grandparents?
Chaosfire@ troll: what's the most powerful potential bonus from these bloodlines
Duende@ troll: well
Supernac@ troll: who wants to make some babies?
Duende@ troll: my data structure's pretty fucking primitive, so i'm only accounting for one generation right now
Duende@ troll: but i suppose it'd be possible to expand it if that worked.
Csia@ troll:  ok and what about siblings?
Alvah@ troll: I have standards
Csia@ troll:  like when a child archons does their sister get buffed too?
Gulin@ troll:  Can't wait to have my 8 wood-prcnt
Spokist@ troll: omg
Romus@ troll: how is mm babby formed
Floyd@ troll: gulin we all know its only 4
Duende@ troll: i was thinking of giving an exp bonus to siblings that level together, or something.
Duende@ troll: otherwise no.
Erithiaen@ troll: Erithiaen says, 'this is so exciting'
Thaen@ troll:  but that'd mean only two can level together.
[49] people in  troll heard you relay 'this is a good way to bring in referrals i take it?  '
Duende@ troll: not necessarily.
Spokist@ troll: i like this idea.
Gulin@ troll:  get a 3rd person to be your kid
Thaen@ troll:  or can I adopt some other player outside of the marriage? that'd make sense.
Gulin@ troll:  Kids don't have to be your alts
Alvah@ troll: I think of all my alts as my children
Duende@ troll: i originally had it as children, not adoptiosn
Thaen@ troll:  since it's adoption can my children be anything? I'm feeling very jolie about this.
Spokist@ troll: me too.
Asterix@ troll: what happens if you adopt and are then divorced
Duende@ troll: but it's a huge pain in the ass to finish automated marriages, so... "adoptions".
Duende@ troll: i might do children later, with greater bonuses
Duende@ troll: but that's not on the schedule right now.
Asterix@ troll: what happens if you adopt and are then divorced
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Gulin@ troll:  If you get divorced are their custody battles
Erithiaen@ troll: Erithiaen says, 'are we being forced to have mudsex?'
[50] people in  troll heard you relay 'lol gulin'
Katran@ troll: CUSTODY BATTLES!!!!
Romus@ troll: will female characters get pregnant
Alvah@ troll: thaen just wants to adopt like 10 beltane kids and leech off the government.
Thaen@ troll:  you're getting forced wether you like it or not.
Spokist@ troll: yes we are. but its ok.
Ich@ troll: Sweat shops.
Lantis@ troll: I'll see you all in court
Duende@ troll: adoption doesn't check relationship status.
Supernac@ troll: is there a cap on the gains?
Erithiaen@ troll: Erithiaen says, 'i don't want to get pregnant, i'll be constantly encumbered and move real slow :(('
Duende@ troll: insofar as there's a cap on children
Csia@ troll:  eri, civil union all up in this bitch
Gulin@ troll:  If I can't provide for my kids will I be able to collect alyrian welfare?
Katran@ troll: so people can't jointly adopt?
Alvah@ troll: and it'll take like 15 game minutes to stand from a sitting position
Duende@ troll: ...what?
Spokist@ troll: i need a civil union.
Duende@ troll: people adopt children in pairs.
Tonesta@ troll: then you will have to stop during runs numerous times to go pee if your prego
Thaen@ troll:  I want to be a grandfather by 24. let's make a few generations.
[50] people in  troll heard you relay 'poor forral is banned.. not nice csia :('
Erithiaen@ troll: Erithiaen says, 'on the upside i don't need a decanter with these lactating fiends'
Duende@ troll: two parents + one child, but the parents don't have to be married.
Katran@ troll: oh.
Katran@ troll: no single parenting?
Spokist@ troll: lol
Tonesta@ troll: i want to be a bastard child :D
Weezy@ troll: bastard children.
Katran@ troll: that's lame
Thaen@ troll:  it's still adoption so they wont be bastard children.
Spokist@ troll: it is adoption right?
Alvah@ troll: I don't know who my father is, but I'm a drow so yeah
Csia@ troll:  sup alvah
Ich@ troll: This all sounds sort of disturbing.
Duende@ troll: alvah got hit by a train.
Romus@ troll: I am your father
Lantis@ troll: well they might be bastard children that are just being adopted by someone
Thaen@ troll:  alvah's dad tried to eat him as a child.
Alvah@ troll: it's a drow thing
Alvah@ troll: you wouldn't understand
Duende@ troll: alvah got run by a train.
[50] people in  troll heard you relay 'duey, is it possible someone else makes the same kind of kid and thusly they are my kid after buying the adoption?'
Arcadin@ troll: oh my
Ezekail@ troll is no longer relaying from this chat room.
Jarred@ troll is no longer relaying from this chat room.
Duende@ troll: the same kind of kid? what?
Katran@ troll: can we have children and give them up for adoption
Arcadin@ troll: ok, applying for eze and I to get married
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Thaen@ troll:  wait, is the bloodline only strengthened for the parents or for the whole family?
Duende@ troll: i might make it require a truesex female+male though. that'd be amusing.
Alvah@ troll: the parents should have to be married
Floyd@ troll: please do
Duende@ troll: both parents and children, thaen.
Alvah@ troll: and also that
Erithiaen@ troll: Erithiaen says, 'if darum adopts anyone, can we give them a shotgun?'
Duende@ troll: too difficult, alvah.
Thaen@ troll:  okay.
Duende@ troll: gonna menendez it?
Thaen@ troll:  so will the parents have to be handfasted or just have to agree to it?
Gulin@ troll:  Can i change sex for a night
Enbringer@ troll: so you can have 3 children per person you meet or just 3 per play?
Arcadin@ troll: wtf is a truesex female+male
Spokist@ troll: a minotaur gnome.. hmm.
Usha@ troll: What is the limit on how many kids you can have?
Duende@ troll: 3
Usha@ troll: ty
Duende@ troll: one char is actually female, one char is actually male. no change sex
[51] people in  troll heard you relay 'is the name reserved duey,  i.e. can someone else take the name of the kid i want after i buy a cert'
Thaen@ troll:  can I also name my bloodline? I want to be super awesome pandas.
Csia@ troll:  Finally, I get a benefit for playing a female char.
Arcadin@ troll: csia, can I be your husband
Alvah@ troll: you should make ogres asexual just for kicks
Usha@ troll: so 2 females cant adopt? :(
Kayuki@ troll:  So same sex marriages can't adopt? :<
Gulin@ troll:  Malekyries ftw
Spokist@ troll: so they can be alts right?
Duende@ troll: same way as handfasting vouchers work, thaen. one voucher, signed by each, with the name of the child on it, given to the cleric before the child's char is created.
Asterix@ troll: this is MM, not california
Spokist@ troll: the mother and father by same RL person?
Thaen@ troll:  cool.
Lantis@ troll: no samesex adoptions? that is so socially conservative
Duende@ troll: yes, tamlin, they can, but you don't tell anyone what your child's named...
Alvah@ troll: and if people sign the voucher, add the name and the char doesn't get made within that half hour for whatever reason they're SOL?
Chaosfire@ troll: Kayuki, does it matter? You guys don't have 1 archon between the 2 of you, let alone starting a new character from scratch and archoning it
Duende@ troll: yes, but lolzier for all the malekyries.
Duende@ troll: anyone above 1st class can adopt.
Duende@ troll: or maybe >=60, i forget.
Spokist@ troll: so to have children you have to be archon?
Thaen@ troll:  if I'm say, kayuki or shitbrick and permacamping 120, can I get 3 archon children to give me overpowered buffs or will it scale with level?
Weezy@ troll: ...
Duende@ troll: alvah: the cert gets reimbursed if the adoption doesn't happen.
Arcadin@ troll: make it >120 lololol
Usha@ troll: Duende@
Alvah@ troll: oh, ok
Katran@ troll: do you have to have a home to have children
Spokist@ troll: ok
Duende@ troll: nope.
You are already relaying from chat room  troll.
Katran@ troll: I mean the child needs stability
[51] people in  troll heard you relay 'thaen lol'
Nebula@ troll: >N<  frightening that a homeless couple can adopt children
Thaen@ troll:  sweet, katran let's make babies that live on the street. <3
Asterix@ troll: you shouldnt be able to adopt while your character is 'young' without irresponsibility negs
Siege@ troll:  MM social society Nebula.
Spokist@ troll: wasnt there 3 new systems?
Arcadin@ troll: it should be archon only.
Lantis@ troll: nah, they live at that nice school in lasler... right?
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Gulin@ troll:  I'm a mature 30 year old elf woman in her prime
Duende@ troll: 2
Katran@ troll: some races are pretty much young forever though
Chaosfire@ troll is now relaying messages from this chat room.
Supernac@ troll: although that doesn't make sense, that does raise an interesting question
Arcadin@ troll: or you're just encouraging people to make alts before they even hit archon
Erithiaen@ troll: Erithiaen says, 'what if the newbie stops playing?'
Tonesta@ troll: I got dibs on katrans babies :P
Supernac@ troll: is that an age req
Asterix@ troll: middle aged
Duende@ troll: that's that.
Thaen@ troll:  I already called Katran.
Katran@ troll: none of you can have my babies D:
Nebula@ troll: >N<  there should be sanity and knowledge requirements
Supernac@ troll: there*
Duende@ troll: age >= 18
Katran@ troll: I am still "a young elf" and I am 58 years old
Asterix@ troll: im 43 years of age and im going through my quarter life crisis
[50] people in  troll heard you relay 'so you can adopt at 60 but only get a bonus once it hits archon (do the children get any benefit based on your stats?)'
Spokist@ troll: im going to "make" darum have mine.
Arcadin@ troll: wait so the children give bloodline buffs?
Alvah@ troll: does the new char start at age 0?
Gulin@ troll:  No 13 year old dracons experimenting
Duende@ troll: only your gold and bloodline, tamlin.
Thaen@ troll:  don't forget to use your swords, people.
Erithiaen@ troll: Erithiaen says, 'there should be sanity and knowledge requirements *irl* to parent'
Supernac@ troll: now do different races age at different rates? or does everyone age the same
Duende@ troll: give and receive, arcadin.
Chaosfire@ troll: gold?
Floyd@ troll: use the palpitatting sword?
Duende@ troll: the cert costs 2M gold, chaosfire
Asterix@ troll: does it send thaen to a dt?
Chaosfire@ troll: ah.
Thaen@ troll:  even better.
Duende@ troll: but the child gets like 2.8M inheritance by the time they archon.
Gulin@ troll:  Dralox now
Erithiaen@ troll: Erithiaen says, 'using the palpitating sword is how accidents like this happen'
Spokist@ troll: no darum should stay neuter.
Arcadin@ troll: ok, pretty simple concept. I still say the parents should be archon or else it's just encouraging alts.
Thaen@ troll:  how is encouraging alts bad?
Duende@ troll: the benefits outweigh the negatives.
Spokist@ troll: which is a good thing.
Arcadin@ troll: encouraging you to get to 120 and make an alt is bad
Tonesta@ troll: maybe the parents at least 4th class?
[50] people in  troll heard you relay 'why i wondered about if the reward scaled based on the parents'
Duende@ troll: well
[50] people in  troll heard you relay 'a level 60 parental bloodline doesnt seem as large as a 241 parent bloodline'
Duende@ troll: parents don't get any bonus if they don't have bloodlines
Thaen@ troll:  So in the case of people not both being archons when they start adopting, would you consider parent/children experience bonuses?
Spokist@ troll: after 2nd class should have babies.
Duende@ troll: and you have to be archon to get bloodlines.
Usha@ troll: make it illegal to adopt your own character?
Alvah@ troll: if I'm an 18 year old half-elf and have a sidhe kid, that kid's going to be older than me?
Spokist@ troll: yeah i agree on that.
Arcadin@ troll: oh, that's fine than
Duende@ troll: if you really feel like grinding 3 alts to archon, whatever.
Duende@ troll: i'm not going to stop you.
Supernac@ troll: can you adopt a character that alredy exists? for a power gain?
[50] people in  troll heard you relay 'lol'
Erithiaen@ troll: Erithiaen says, 'you guys are late to the party, boduke already has a whole bloodline'
Duende@ troll: no, supernac.
Arcadin@ troll: why would it be illegal to adopt your own character? that's a retarded idea
Alvah@ troll: I'd have huge buffs if this was created 5 years ago.
Thaen@ troll:  what about in the case of remorts, will you allow a remorted character be adopted?
Weezy@ troll: We all know Supernac needs a power gain.
Gulin@ troll:  I want to adopt sinbad
Spokist@ troll: i bet he does.
Duende@ troll: boduke lukeduke dukeduke marmaduke spermaduke crocaduke flatuluduke
Duende@ troll: ALL LOVIN BROTHERS
Lantis@ troll: as retarded as beinging your own grandfather
Lantis@ troll: err being
Spokist@ troll: i want to adopt Grandpa
Supernac@ troll: oh dear lord here we go, weezy, keep quiet the adults are talking
Erithiaen@ troll: Erithiaen says, 'you forgot dukende'
Supernac@ troll: hadukende?
Thaen@ troll:  You wont allow children to start their own bloodline will you, and it'll be shared?
Spokist@ troll: maybe akasha or yankee.
Husil@ troll:  dookiende
Duende@ troll: no, thaen. i think. i haven't set up anything to prevent remort adoptions, but i don't think the system will allow it.
Enbringer@ troll: Duende according to game theory most of these people here will abuse your system to make sure they are not at a disadvantage
Gulin@ troll:  I'm going to make 3 kids then 3 more kids for each then i'll have 13 archons by the end
Duende@ troll: our definitions of abuse differ, then.
Duende@ troll: i know exactly what i'm doing.
Spokist@ troll: and one hell of an army
Rumyr@ troll: yeah
Thaen@ troll:  you should pitch a 'bloodline remort' voucher for the same price as remort vouchers.
Weezy@ troll: care to tell us?
Supernac@ troll: sounds more like more activty than abuse
Supernac@ troll: drive people to start new characters
Duende@ troll: i just did, weezy.
Weezy@ troll: word.
Molo@ troll:  just think of how powerful alvahdochs bloodline would have been had this system been in place
Spokist@ troll: you missed a lot of words
Katran@ troll: what if your adopted child gets deleted for inactivity
Rumyr@ troll: Make another. >>
Alvah@ troll: Yeah, I vote it's retroactive
Chaosfire@ troll: Then you're doing it wrong
Duende@ troll: stillbirth is hilarious?
Chaosfire@ troll: rofl
Alvah@ troll: I'd be like 6 generations in by now
Duende@ troll: what's 13 inches long and makes women scream?
Duende@ troll: sudden infant death syndrome!
Erithiaen@ troll: Erithiaen says, ':('
Rumyr@ troll: ROFL!
Husil@ troll:  lol
Siege@ troll:  Whoah buddy lol
Supernac@ troll: oh damn
Duende@ troll: SO.
Enbringer@ troll: well I don't think 241's can be deleted for inactivity anymore
Husil@ troll:  mmm, dead baby jokes
[49] people in  troll heard you relay 'considering the attitude of those toward people who donate heavily to this game because they spent 14+ years enjoying it already, you should work that in there somewhere :D'
Spokist@ troll: shaking baby darum syndrome.
Asterix@ troll: they cant
Rumyr@ troll: Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Rumyr@ troll: Because it was staplde to the chicken.
Thaen@ troll:  selling a superior +ar bloodline.
Rumyr@ troll: Stapled *
Alvah@ troll: hate humans so much.
Duende@ troll: the amusing part is
Gulin@ troll:  I agree wood prcnt should have a real use if it's going to be incorporated with elves so much
Duende@ troll: two of thaen's chars has a really desirable bloodline.
Spokist@ troll: lol.
Duende@ troll: but he has so many he doesn't know which
Asterix@ troll: what about me
Duende@ troll: short of bloodlining them all.
Duende@ troll: guess you'll have to find out.
Thaen@ troll:  I'm sure thaen is the first, and then I have like ten drow archons so that's the second.
Alvah@ troll: I'll have to check all of mine, it'll be like opening presents on christmas morning.
Gulin@ troll:  Will you share in on your partner's bloodline?
Erithiaen@ troll: Erithiaen says, 'wait what does bloodline depend on? i think i missed this part'
Asterix@ troll: how do i find out
Asterix@ troll: adopting?
Duende@ troll: 66% it's race based
Erithiaen@ troll: Erithiaen says, 'oh'
Duende@ troll: otherwise it's just random.
Asterix@ troll: Im the gnome with the most
Duende@ troll: asterix: bloodline quest
[49] people in  troll heard you relay ':D'
Duende@ troll: like i'm uh
Thaen@ troll:  the half-elf's prof-prcnt sounds desirable. :[
Gulin@ troll:  Can't wait for my desirable 10 svs bloodline
[*]<3807/3807/0hp 2780/2780/0sp 2005/2005/0st> Arcadin@ troll: and you just have the same bloodline for your whole MM career?
Duende@ troll: i'm ogre, so my bonus is 200hp
Nebula@ troll: >N<  what do humans get?
Rumyr@ troll: Crapped on.
Chaosfire@ troll: what's the dracon bonus?
Duende@ troll: yes, arcadin. it's permanent and unchangeable.
Gulin@ troll:  till i cast dispel magic
Floyd@ troll: what does human get
Erithiaen@ troll: Erithiaen says, 'what's the sidhe bonus?'
Duende@ troll: you'll find out.
Thaen@ troll:  supernac has +2ar.
Erithiaen@ troll: Erithiaen says, ':('
Arcadin@ troll: so you get 3 total? So I'll get 15 wood-%, 1/2 an AR, and -20 svs?
Alvah@ troll: dont get dispel genetics.
[49] people in  troll heard you relay 'hes human :)'
Supernac@ troll: i'm flattered you noticed
Duende@ troll: but out of the ... 70 or whatever affects possible, i chose like 20 of the best.
Supernac@ troll: <3
Asterix@ troll: haha....woord
Tonesta@ troll: are HC characters doing to affect the same or differently?
Duende@ troll: and a few others, just to toss in some lulz.
Tonesta@ troll: *going
[49] people in  troll heard you relay 'extinction :D'
Zyros@ troll is no longer relaying from this chat room.
Gulin@ troll:  Go ahead and archon your HC :P
Chaosfire@ troll: okay.
Weezy@ troll: any plans for anything with HC in the near future, duey?
Nebula@ troll: >N<  imagine your HC child dies forever.. so sad  :(
Arcadin@ troll: you say 66% and 33% is that saying you will have 3 bloodline affects?
Gulin@ troll:  You won't be saving yourself much time or money
Chaosfire@ troll: sell me a god damned runed bracer
Duende@ troll: ...been a bit busy lately, weezy.
Weezy@ troll: I see that, there is a lot of new stuff.  I was just curious :p
Alvah@ troll: can we do nazi superscience with this?
Duende@ troll: you, personally, already do.
Spokist@ troll: nazi voodoo
Erithiaen@ troll: Erithiaen says, 'alvah rubs his hands together in glee'
Zyros@ troll is now relaying messages from this chat room.
Supernac@ troll: rofl i just saw the word nazi and super in the same area of text and grew interested jk jk
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Arcadin@ troll is now relaying messages from this chat room.
Duende@ troll: hmm.
Spokist@ troll: im off to see the Wizard
[49] people in  troll heard you relay 'frozen bloodlines..'
Gulin@ troll:  Children the new goldsink.
Duende@ troll: not really. they turn out profitable.
Arcadin@ troll: some people should be denied adoption. Does kaine really seem fit?
Arcadin@ troll: fit, that's a pun
Floyd@ troll: rofl
Asterix@ troll: good point
Duende@ troll: plus, 2M isn't much of a goldsink
Erithiaen@ troll: Erithiaen says, 'lolfit'
Spokist@ troll: like Darum..
Thaen@ troll:  can we disown children at any point?
Duende@ troll: especially since you just gave me, what, 19M for something sight unseen
Rumyr@ troll: Lol
Asterix@ troll: 6m total for 3 kids
Supernac@ troll: You have a total of [2,599,335] gp in 10 accounts, with [1,353] gp on hand.
Supernac@ troll: i can afford a baby if someone can affored the wedding
Alvah@ troll: I'd disown them if they can't figure out the wisdom trial in lasler. I don't want stupid kids.
Asterix@ troll: wait, what if the child becomes unruly. can it emancipate itself?
Gulin@ troll:  i'm naming my kids gulinjr gulinjrtwo and gulinjrthree
Arcadin@ troll: I'm having twodotarcadin, threedotarcadin, and fourdotarcadin
Duende@ troll: i'm having a coathanger ready.
[49] people in  troll heard you relay 'lol'
Arcadin@ troll: I hope you've done this before.
Alvah@ troll: save the coathanger, I'll just punch him in the stomach really hard
Asterix@ troll: why waste a coathanger if you have a perfectly good set of stairs
Duende@ troll: so that's what i've been working on.
Darum@ troll is now relaying messages from this chat room.
Chaosfire@ troll: can the children be hardcore
Arcadin@ troll: unless I'm in pk, then you'll scream like a birger and run
Rumyr@ troll: Hahaha.
Camillus@ troll is no longer relaying from this chat room.
Gulin@ troll:  My whole family is going to be hardcore by default
Tonesta@ troll: lol Birger is still around? :P
Enbringer@ troll: my kids are going to be named childbonusone, childbonustwo, childbonusthree
Arcadin@ troll: haha
Erithiaen@ troll: Erithiaen says, 'childbonerone'
[50] people in  troll heard you relay 'thanks as usual duey.'
Thaen@ troll:  My child is going to be named prince raymatus grizmaldi ghryzhrymydyon the third.
Enbringer@ troll: no one steal those names
Duende@ troll: someone log this, edit it, and post it. i'm feeling fat and sassy.
Zyros@ troll: Half-Elves are the result of a cross-breeding between a Human and an Elf,the only interracial pairing that can successfully produce offspring. (according to the help file) :o moo
Duende@ troll: and need to test this shit before the inevitable reboot i'm not ready for.
Asterix@ troll: not it!
Thaen@ troll:  open up dev, let's do it
Asterix@ troll: yeah for sure
Duende@ troll: well, i'm going to do it myself.
Asterix@ troll: i just made a newbie
Arcadin@ troll: log, edit, and post what? this conversation?
Duende@ troll: yes
Enbringer@ troll: ya lets see how many of us can get an alt to archon before a reboot
Arcadin@ troll: Asterix will do it
Weezy@ troll: lolasterix.
Asterix@ troll: for sure, 4 years for the first one, 11 days for the 2nd
Arcadin@ troll: can I just type out explaining what it is.
Ratje@ troll is now relaying messages from this chat room.
Alvah@ troll: AN alt? Lol.
Duende@ troll: logs are desirable for obvious reasons.
Weezy@ troll: should probably just go archon Caladar.
Erithiaen@ troll: Erithiaen says, 'is it o o o ogreface?'
Thaen@ troll:  I'd just copy and paste mine, but me and alvah have been mudsexxing for the last hour through tells. :[
Supernac@ troll: logged and posted
Tonesta@ troll: lol dralox is at the top of the HC rankings :P
Arcadin@ troll: took me 9 years to make 2 archons. Bet I can do the next in 9 weeks, afk for 7 of those.
Chaosfire@ troll: why couldn't you implement this at the beginning of the summer so I could have all 3 archons done :(
Romus@ troll: Romus says, 'is doa still sealed off'
Asterix@ troll: haha, no but that guy helped me yesterday and remade char tonight
Alvah@ troll: better get a good kid out of this.
Enbringer@ troll: what were you going to be one of the 3 people who would actually adopt a friend for this?
Duende@ troll: til reboot, romus.
Arcadin@ troll: am I really not gonna be able to marry Eze? :(
Supernac@ troll: just think, if you mix bloodlines, and someone has a bloodline trait for cold resistance, chaos you'd be set
Duende@ troll: ep.
Duende@ troll: yep.
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Asterix@ troll: is there a bloodline trait for cold resist?
Gulin@ troll:  If I have a kid with one of my other kids will it count as their sibling and child?
Asterix@ troll: THIS IS NOT ARKANSAS SIR
Arcadin@ troll: Pretty sure that's how Solus turned out so retarded.
Alvah@ troll: creating a master race of drowmanotaurves, brb.
Duende@ troll: probably most desirable would be gnomes' 10 hp-regen + ogre, or dracons' +12 fire-prcnt + mino
Arcadin@ troll: hey mother, I mean sister.
Asterix@ troll: owned, Im desirable
Duende@ troll: i dunno, there're a lot of interesting possibilities.
Usha@ troll: what if your kid has a kid who archons? do you get grandparent perks of any type?
Gulin@ troll:  Will the parents recieve the full benefit in the end?
Duende@ troll: asterix, realize it's only like a 20% chance of getting a specific racial trait.
Ratje@ troll: why....
Thaen@ troll:  so wait, is the bloodline pool picked 33% from mom, 33% from dad and then 33% is randomly chosen?
Arcadin@ troll: You never answered me, do you get 3 bloodline traits?
Duende@ troll: oh, yeah.
Supernac@ troll: so theres a minimum age req, is there a maximum? i mean, when do we start shootin blanks and sheet
Erithiaen@ troll: Erithiaen says, 'this is very intricate'
Enbringer@ troll: one thing that this tells me is that old chars like mine will suck more and more
Duende@ troll: it's a 50/50 chance of getting either one of the parents' traits
Asterix@ troll: duende, why is it drow get 45% when underg or dngn and faeries only get 15% in the plane they originate from?
Duende@ troll: but the child is guaranteed to get the traits of one of them.
Gulin@ troll:  The parent only gets bloodlines from quest though that gets strengthened by the children archoning?
Duende@ troll: they always have, asterix. it's just recently documented.
Romus@ troll: Romus says, 'how much lightning-prcnt would i need to negate my lightning vuln'
Chaosfire@ troll: 25
Duende@ troll: vuln/res is 25
Duende@ troll: what, gulin?
Asterix@ troll: doesnt it make sense that drow would get the lesser since its just what their accustomed to and faeries actually come from that plane
Duende@ troll: not really, enbringer. you can have children from the outset.
Gulin@ troll:  Will the parent generation recieve all the benefits of the full bloodline
Asterix@ troll: and therefore would be much more magically powerful
Duende@ troll: asterix, it's always been that way.
Thaen@ troll:  is it randomly chosen and wont ever change, or will it adapt at intervals?
Alvah@ troll: yeah it makes sense because its like that irl good idea
Duende@ troll: only one generation deep currently, gulin.
Ratje@ troll: is it not against the rules to use another character to help you out with another
Duende@ troll: thaen: adapt?
Asterix@ troll: i give up :(
Gulin@ troll:  Ie if i have 5 wood prcnt with my quest and some ogre has 10 hp regen and we have kids and they archon will i still only have wood prcnt?
Romus@ troll: Romus says, 'only if you are multiplaying'
Duende@ troll: yes, gulin.
Thaen@ troll:  like if it chooses a trait from your mom or dad is it permanent or will it change?
Asterix@ troll: so, any ogre ladies looking to "get down"
Enbringer@ troll: duende you already said that you won't be able to chance your bloodline bonus and some of it is luck
Duende@ troll: once a bloodline is chosen for a char, it's permanent and unchanging.
Enbringer@ troll: chance = change
Asterix@ troll: 4 FT GNOME VS 6 FT OGRE, WHO WILL WIN
Duende@ troll: gnome on top.
Alvah@ troll: more like 7 ft
Floyd@ troll: gnome doesn't need knee pads...
Gulin@ troll:  Elves are pretty cool
Arcadin@ troll: if I end up with wood-prcnt I'm not even bothering to adopt little fellers
Zaini@ troll: can we adopt a pre-exiting character as a child?
Tonesta@ troll: just put the gnome on top, wrap a cord around it and pull start it like a mower and let it spin
Duende@ troll: no, zaini
Nereida@ troll is no longer relaying from this chat room.
Asterix@ troll: ROFLLLLL TONESTA
Zaini@ troll: damn, it has to be a new char only?
Duende@ troll: yep
Duende@ troll: on a per race basis, options include...
Rumyr@ troll is no longer relaying from this chat room.
Zaini@ troll: :(
Asterix@ troll: like, lvl 1 new?
Extemper@ troll is now relaying messages from this chat room.
Extemper@ troll: ok why?
Savior@ troll is now relaying messages from this chat room.
Weezy@ troll: cool new stuff
Extemper@ troll: like?
Erithiaen@ troll: Erithiaen says, 'babies'
Weezy@ troll: what she said.
Romus@ troll: Romus says, 'get out extemper'
Duende@ troll: dracons fire-prcnt, drow damage, dwarf ar-torso, elf sp-regen-prcnt, fey accuracy, gnome ar, halfling svs, helf prof-prcnt, human sp, mino damage-bash, ogre hp, sidhe svpetri.
Extemper@ troll: romus!  where's mikee/jaxxon?
Lantis@ troll: WTB baby mama
Romus@ troll: Romus says, 'dead'
Romus@ troll: Romus says, 'they died'
Extemper@ troll: not funny
Thaen@ troll:  so when I start a bloodline I'll get a permanent sp, ar or something else?
Ratje@ troll: dwarves get ar-torso?
Chaosfire@ troll: so how again are the current archons bloodlines determined
Enbringer@ troll: joy, just wanted I needed more fire resistance
Chaosfire@ troll: completely randomly?
Lantis@ troll: just start killing people
Arcadin@ troll: I see what you did there, gave me a chance to get bash-damage.
Kayuki@ troll:  It has a 66% chance of being the race one and 33% chance of being random
Ratje@ troll: whats the cost of this
Duende@ troll: your char already has a bloodline assigned. it's random, based on race and/or random chance. you gain access to, that is to say, you permanently get the passive bonus by completing a special bloodline quest.
Erithiaen@ troll: Erithiaen says, 'your virginity'
Duende@ troll: 2M gold and a new char, ratje
Gulin@ troll:  Am i going to have to possibly do like 300 quests to find this quest
Duende@ troll: no, it'll be explicitly assigned.
Duende@ troll: like the bastard child of an epic and DOA, but not lame and saving across sessions.
Thaen@ troll:  Are there multiple bloodline quests, or if I get +AR am I screwed and can never get +SP?
Duende@ troll: you get one bloodline.
Enbringer@ troll: so I have to do doa again?
Lantis@ troll: and if you kill your child in pk is that infanticide?
Supernac@ troll: no
Duende@ troll: children get the bloodline of one of their parents at random.
Thaen@#troll:  and you can't get your bloodline until archon, so basically you can get something good, or you can get screwed.
Duende@#troll: when children archon, they and their parents' bloodlines both get buffed.
Ratje@ troll: so if you just wanna throw money out you can do  this over and over?
Alvah@ troll: what he said
Extemper@ troll: game mechanics never interested me that much.  I just play and hope the people behind the game do enough to peak my interest
Supernac@ troll: once the adoptee archons, the buffs that that adoptee aquired
Duende@ troll: a given char can have up to 3 children.
Supernac@ troll: are then xferred to the parents
Duende@ troll: regardless of how they turn out
Supernac@ troll: hence giving you the capability of 3 bloodlines
Enbringer@ troll: what if the char is deleted?
Extemper@ troll: so who wants to be my child?
Supernac@ troll: if you made all 3 children archons
Ratje@ troll: and whose char is the children
Duende@ troll: no, supernac.
Extemper@ troll: i claim ovelia and archie
Alvah@ troll: do the bloodlines buff more than once, how many generations can get buffed when the lowest generation archons?
Supernac@ troll: what'd i get wrong?
Arcadin@ troll: I better make children that have bash so when they get my damage-bash bloodline it'll benefit one of us
Extemper@ troll: and csia
Duende@ troll: if my bloodline is +8 damage
Kayuki@ troll:  It currently only applies to one generation.
Duende@ troll: and dralox' bloodline is 13 wood-prcnt
Duende@ troll: and we have children together
Lantis@ troll: lmao
Supernac@ troll: heh
Duende@ troll: the children will have either 13 wood-prcnt or 8 damage as a bloodline
Gulin@ troll:  haha the catch is this wouldn't happen
Duende@ troll: at random
Alvah@ troll: I was referring to how it WILL be when it's fully implemented
Supernac@ troll: ah so its one or the other
Supernac@ troll: what if both parents were the same class
Romus@ troll: Romus says, 'they will have an IQ of 12 also'
Supernac@ troll: race
Supernac@ troll: with same bloodline traights
Duende@ troll: the irony is that dralox isn't resistant. he's a wood magnet, and he loves as much of it as he can get
Supernac@ troll: is it then stackable?
Duende@ troll: but i digress
Ratje@ troll: so can both parents use the child character
Supernac@ troll: rofl
Chaosfire@ troll: haha
Tonesta@ troll: lol
Weezy@ troll: lolol
[CLAN] Gulin: '|G|  Duende@ troll: the irony is that dralox isn't resistant. he's a wood magnet, and he loves as much of it as he can get'
Duende@ troll: when the child archons
Duende@ troll: if the child got wood-prcnt
Duende@ troll: they'd have 13 for life
Duende@ troll: but when they archon
Duende@ troll: i'd get +2 damage, for a bloodline of 10 damage
Darum@ troll:  so individuals have bloodlines based either on race or at random which are unlocked by doing the bloodline quest. children have a chance of getting one or the other's parents, and the parents gain their children's bloodline power once they archon?
Supernac@ troll: ah thats sweet
Duende@ troll: dralox would get +3 wood-prcnt, for 16 total