PK logs: admit this is funny
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admit this is funny | Kever | 2013-01-31 08:50 pm | 876 |
Gixas screams in agony.
[o/~][*]<2674hp 1967sp 2295st> throw glitter
You have completed your song.
Gixas clutches his ears as you blast him with a rapid sequence of alternating notes.
Gixas is blasted on the tail with your sonic wave causing huge damage.
Gixas parries your first attack.
Gixas is cut on the tail with your slash causing great damage.
You fail to hit Gixas with your third attack.
Gixas is cut on the head with your slash causing extensive damage.
Gixas fails to hit you with his first attack.
You nimbly backflip out of the way of Gixas's second attack.
You are cut on the torso by Gixas's slash causing minimal damage.
A glittering black herbal mixture strikes Gixas!
There is a great explosion, and Gixas is thrown to the ground!
Gixas is burned on the head with your flames causing lethal damage.
Gixas has been slain!
Your explosive blast dismembers Gixas, killing him instantly.
Your blood freezes as you hear Gixas's death cry.
A sepulchral voice announces, 'Gixas has been slain by Kever in Arena combat!'
There is a thunderous POP as you are sucked back to your proper plane of existence.
Grimaldi Magick - N -
(-------------------------------------------------) - <---(M)---> -
- - -
This is Grimaldi Magick, a very disturbing little store with lots of
arcane and occult items. Shelves line the walls, and the objects on them
make you cringe. You see skulls, curved daggers, obsidian wands, and a
variety of other sinister items. The street exit is to the north. There is
a sign on the wall here.
[CLAN 6] [Duelist] [AWAY] (Q) **Magus Kaine, is here.
[CLAN 158] **Magister Dreamslayer is here.
[CLAN 6] [Duelist] (Q) ***High Wizard Rascon Rascoff is here.
[CLAN 158] **Adeptus Minor Shiino The Shadow Ninja of the Akatsuki is here.
[CLAN 158] [Duelist] (Q) **Adeptus Major Bangz Leader of [Akatsuki] is here.
*A wizened old man is here, eyeing you suspiciously.
A glittering black herbal mixture flares brightly and vanishes.
[*][SAFE]<2628hp 1911sp 2043st> n
web gi
Yew Court - - -
(-------------------------------------------------) W <---(M)---> E
- S -
You are walking along Yew Court, a narrow little street made of well-laid
red brick. Yew Court is the primary business district in the Towne of Rune.
Much that you may need for your journeys can be found in its shoppes. There
is a little Magick Shoppe to the south, while a stone wall confronts you to
the north. The street continues to the east and west.
The area is flooded with water flowing from an extraplanar source.
There is a weathered wooden hitching post here.
[CLAN 6] [Duelist] Neophyte Gixas is resting here.
A city guard stands ready to serve and protect the citizens of Rune.
A janitor is walking around, cleaning up.
A janitor is walking around, cleaning up.
[*]<2628hp 1911sp 2039st> You begin to speak the words of the spell...
[*]<2628hp 1911sp 2039st>
You have completed your casting.
A sunstone, a feather from a roc, a browning mandrake leaf, a browning mandrake leaf, and a browning mandrake leaf flare brightly and vanish!
Thousands of small gray spiders appear from nowhere and begin crawling over Gixas!
Gixas is enmeshed in thick webbing produced by the spiders!
Gixas begins attacking you!
You dodge out of the way of Gixas's first attack.
Gixas fails to hit you with his second attack.
Gixas fails to hit you with his third attack.
Your magically enhanced weapon slices cleanly through Gixas!
Gixas is cut on the leg with your slash causing enormous damage.
Gixas dodges out of the way of your second attack.
Gixas is cut on the head with your slash causing extensive damage.
Gixas is cut on the head with your slash causing massive damage.
Gixas screams in agony.
[*]<2623hp 1828sp 2023st> throw glitter
A glittering black herbal mixture strikes Gixas!
There is a great explosion, and Gixas is thrown to the ground!
Gixas is burned on the head with your flames causing lethal damage.
Gixas has been slain!
Your explosive blast dismembers Gixas, killing him instantly.
Your blood freezes as you hear Gixas's death cry.
You receive 0 archon points.
Gixas's disembodied soul rises from his ravaged corpse.
'Ah, Gixas.' the incarnation of death says. 'We meet again.'
The incarnation of death swings a Scythe of Soul Rending in a long, lazy arc...
The head of Gixas falls to the ground.
Gixas's corpse crumbles into dust.
Gixas shivers as a wave of goosebumps washes up his spine.
Gixas turns translucent.
Gixas stiffens for a moment, then blinks and shakes his head.
Gixas stiffens for a moment, then blinks and shakes his head.
Gixas's feet rise a few inches off the ground.
Gixas stiffens for a moment, then blinks and shakes his head.
Gixas blinks rapidly, several times.
Gixas's spirit disappears with an ear-splitting BANG!
A glittering black herbal mixture flares brightly and vanishes.
[*]<2623hp 1828sp 1949st> s
Grimaldi Magick - N -
(-------------------------------------------------) - <---(M)---> -
- - -
This is Grimaldi Magick, a very disturbing little store with lots of
arcane and occult items. Shelves line the walls, and the objects on them
make you cringe. You see skulls, curved daggers, obsidian wands, and a
variety of other sinister items. The street exit is to the north. There is
a sign on the wall here.
[CLAN 6] [Duelist] [AWAY] (Q) **Magus Kaine, is here.
[CLAN 158] **Magister Dreamslayer is here.
[CLAN 6] [Duelist] (Q) ***High Wizard Rascon Rascoff is here.
[CLAN 158] **Adeptus Minor Shiino The Shadow Ninja of the Akatsuki is here.
[CLAN 158] [Duelist] (Q) **Adeptus Major Bangz Leader of [Akatsuki] is here.
*A wizened old man is here, eyeing you suspiciously.
[*][SAFE]<2623hp 1828sp 1945st>
Kaine drifts north.
[*][SAFE]<2728hp 1994sp 2205st>
Kru@#pks: Kru announces: Gixas [Level 60:240] (Knights Shadow) was slain by Kever [Level 122:241] (The Lions Den) in PK!
[o/~][*]<2674hp 1967sp 2295st> throw glitter
You have completed your song.
Gixas clutches his ears as you blast him with a rapid sequence of alternating notes.
Gixas is blasted on the tail with your sonic wave causing huge damage.
Gixas parries your first attack.
Gixas is cut on the tail with your slash causing great damage.
You fail to hit Gixas with your third attack.
Gixas is cut on the head with your slash causing extensive damage.
Gixas fails to hit you with his first attack.
You nimbly backflip out of the way of Gixas's second attack.
You are cut on the torso by Gixas's slash causing minimal damage.
A glittering black herbal mixture strikes Gixas!
There is a great explosion, and Gixas is thrown to the ground!
Gixas is burned on the head with your flames causing lethal damage.
Gixas has been slain!
Your explosive blast dismembers Gixas, killing him instantly.
Your blood freezes as you hear Gixas's death cry.
A sepulchral voice announces, 'Gixas has been slain by Kever in Arena combat!'
There is a thunderous POP as you are sucked back to your proper plane of existence.
Grimaldi Magick - N -
(-------------------------------------------------) - <---(M)---> -
- - -
This is Grimaldi Magick, a very disturbing little store with lots of
arcane and occult items. Shelves line the walls, and the objects on them
make you cringe. You see skulls, curved daggers, obsidian wands, and a
variety of other sinister items. The street exit is to the north. There is
a sign on the wall here.
[CLAN 6] [Duelist] [AWAY] (Q) **Magus Kaine, is here.
[CLAN 158] **Magister Dreamslayer is here.
[CLAN 6] [Duelist] (Q) ***High Wizard Rascon Rascoff is here.
[CLAN 158] **Adeptus Minor Shiino The Shadow Ninja of the Akatsuki is here.
[CLAN 158] [Duelist] (Q) **Adeptus Major Bangz Leader of [Akatsuki] is here.
*A wizened old man is here, eyeing you suspiciously.
A glittering black herbal mixture flares brightly and vanishes.
[*][SAFE]<2628hp 1911sp 2043st> n
web gi
Yew Court - - -
(-------------------------------------------------) W <---(M)---> E
- S -
You are walking along Yew Court, a narrow little street made of well-laid
red brick. Yew Court is the primary business district in the Towne of Rune.
Much that you may need for your journeys can be found in its shoppes. There
is a little Magick Shoppe to the south, while a stone wall confronts you to
the north. The street continues to the east and west.
The area is flooded with water flowing from an extraplanar source.
There is a weathered wooden hitching post here.
[CLAN 6] [Duelist] Neophyte Gixas is resting here.
A city guard stands ready to serve and protect the citizens of Rune.
A janitor is walking around, cleaning up.
A janitor is walking around, cleaning up.
[*]<2628hp 1911sp 2039st> You begin to speak the words of the spell...
[*]<2628hp 1911sp 2039st>
You have completed your casting.
A sunstone, a feather from a roc, a browning mandrake leaf, a browning mandrake leaf, and a browning mandrake leaf flare brightly and vanish!
Thousands of small gray spiders appear from nowhere and begin crawling over Gixas!
Gixas is enmeshed in thick webbing produced by the spiders!
Gixas begins attacking you!
You dodge out of the way of Gixas's first attack.
Gixas fails to hit you with his second attack.
Gixas fails to hit you with his third attack.
Your magically enhanced weapon slices cleanly through Gixas!
Gixas is cut on the leg with your slash causing enormous damage.
Gixas dodges out of the way of your second attack.
Gixas is cut on the head with your slash causing extensive damage.
Gixas is cut on the head with your slash causing massive damage.
Gixas screams in agony.
[*]<2623hp 1828sp 2023st> throw glitter
A glittering black herbal mixture strikes Gixas!
There is a great explosion, and Gixas is thrown to the ground!
Gixas is burned on the head with your flames causing lethal damage.
Gixas has been slain!
Your explosive blast dismembers Gixas, killing him instantly.
Your blood freezes as you hear Gixas's death cry.
You receive 0 archon points.
Gixas's disembodied soul rises from his ravaged corpse.
'Ah, Gixas.' the incarnation of death says. 'We meet again.'
The incarnation of death swings a Scythe of Soul Rending in a long, lazy arc...
The head of Gixas falls to the ground.
Gixas's corpse crumbles into dust.
Gixas shivers as a wave of goosebumps washes up his spine.
Gixas turns translucent.
Gixas stiffens for a moment, then blinks and shakes his head.
Gixas stiffens for a moment, then blinks and shakes his head.
Gixas's feet rise a few inches off the ground.
Gixas stiffens for a moment, then blinks and shakes his head.
Gixas blinks rapidly, several times.
Gixas's spirit disappears with an ear-splitting BANG!
A glittering black herbal mixture flares brightly and vanishes.
[*]<2623hp 1828sp 1949st> s
Grimaldi Magick - N -
(-------------------------------------------------) - <---(M)---> -
- - -
This is Grimaldi Magick, a very disturbing little store with lots of
arcane and occult items. Shelves line the walls, and the objects on them
make you cringe. You see skulls, curved daggers, obsidian wands, and a
variety of other sinister items. The street exit is to the north. There is
a sign on the wall here.
[CLAN 6] [Duelist] [AWAY] (Q) **Magus Kaine, is here.
[CLAN 158] **Magister Dreamslayer is here.
[CLAN 6] [Duelist] (Q) ***High Wizard Rascon Rascoff is here.
[CLAN 158] **Adeptus Minor Shiino The Shadow Ninja of the Akatsuki is here.
[CLAN 158] [Duelist] (Q) **Adeptus Major Bangz Leader of [Akatsuki] is here.
*A wizened old man is here, eyeing you suspiciously.
[*][SAFE]<2623hp 1828sp 1945st>
Kaine drifts north.
[*][SAFE]<2728hp 1994sp 2205st>
Kru@#pks: Kru announces: Gixas [Level 60:240] (Knights Shadow) was slain by Kever [Level 122:241] (The Lions Den) in PK!