PK logs: So impossibly bad
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So impossibly bad | Dragonburner | 2013-09-04 04:42 am | 1300 |
Toothgnasher snares me in no magic. Fails horribly. |
Lair of the Scorpion - N -
(-------------------------------------------------) - <---(M)---> -
WARNING: You are in a NEUTRAL PLAYER KILLING room. - S -
Visible Exits: N S
It is difficult to see in this damp cave, but you can make out four
figures approaching you rather quickly. You pray that they are friendly,
but seriously doubt it. As they grow closer to you, you realize that the
four figures were the pincers of a giant scorpion. It's tail dripping with
lethal poison, wavers around, ready to strike.
**Scorpio is here, fighting YOU! [0%]
Scorpio is barely clinging to life.
(Mount: 2043st)
[*]<517hp 2763sp 2557st>
Scorpio is cut on the torso with your slash causing lethal damage.
Scorpio has been slain!
Your blood freezes as you hear Scorpio's death cry.
You receive 0 archon points.
Scorpio collapses lifeless to the ground.
The severed pincer of Scorpio falls to the ground.
You take 3 of a ghost essence from the corpse of Scorpio.
(Mount: 2043st)
[*]<517hp 2763sp 2554st>
Someone's a shimmering copper herbal mixture strikes you!
A brilliant flare of white light erupts in front of your eyes, but you shut them just in time!
A shimmering copper herbal mixture flares brightly and vanishes.
(Mount: 2043st)
[*]<517hp 2763sp 2554st>
gasp
You struggle against the webs which hold you in place.
(Mount: 2126st)
[*]<1024hp 2797sp 2576st>
gasp
gasp
You gasp in astonishment.
(Mount: 2126st)
[*]<1024hp 2797sp 2576st>
You gasp in astonishment.
(Mount: 2126st)
[*]<1024hp 2797sp 2576st>
You gasp in astonishment.
(Mount: 2126st)
[*]<1024hp 2797sp 2576st>
Someone begins attacking you!
You dodge out of the way of someone's first attack.
You are harmed on the head by someone's energy causing modest damage.
You are harmed on the head by someone's energy causing modest damage.
You are harmed on the head by someone's energy causing middling damage.
Someone dodges out of the way of your first attack.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing minimal damage.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing minimal damage.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing mild damage.
Someone's fireshield erupts at your strike! You are burned on the torso by someone's flames causing moderate damage.
Someone has several minor scratches.
(Mount: 2126st)
[*]<869hp 2797sp 2564st>
Someone attempts to bash you over the head with the marbleskin aegis, but misses.
Someone has several minor scratches.
(Mount: 2126st)
[*]<869hp 2797sp 2564st>
You dodge out of the way of someone's first attack.
Someone fails to hit you with her second attack.
You dodge out of the way of someone's third attack.
You are harmed on the head by someone's energy causing modest damage.
Someone catches Divusmors's axe on the marbleskin aegis.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing minimal damage.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing minimal damage.
Someone's fireshield erupts at your strike! You are burned on the torso by someone's flames causing middling damage.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing minimal damage.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing mild damage.
Someone's fireshield erupts at your strike! You are burned on the torso by someone's flames causing middling damage.
Someone has several minor wounds and bruises.
(Mount: 2126st)
[*]<810hp 2797sp 2549st>
Someone bashes you over the head with the marbleskin aegis.
You are smashed on the head by someone's bash causing middling damage.
Someone has several minor wounds and bruises.
(Mount: 2126st)
[*]<759hp 2797sp 2549st>
You dodge out of the way of someone's first attack.
You are harmed on the tail by someone's energy causing mild damage.
You are harmed on the head by someone's energy causing middling damage.
You are harmed on the head by someone's energy causing middling damage.
Someone dodges out of the way of your first attack.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing mild damage.
Someone's fireshield erupts at your strike! You are burned on the torso by someone's flames causing moderate damage.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing mild damage.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing mild damage.
Someone has several minor wounds and bruises.
(Mount: 2126st)
[*]<632hp 2797sp 2537st>
bash
Someone throws a shimmering copper herbal mixture at you, but misses.
A shimmering copper herbal mixture disappears with a small flare.
Someone has several minor wounds and bruises.
(Mount: 2126st)
[*]<632hp 2797sp 2537st>
You bash someone over the head with a broadshield of the crusader.
Someone is smashed on the head with your bash causing middling damage.
Someone has several minor wounds and bruises.
(Mount: 2126st)
[*]<632hp 2797sp 2287st>
Arcadin shouts 'GOT YO UNICORN'
Someone has several minor wounds and bruises.
(Mount: 2126st)
[*]<632hp 2797sp 2287st>
You dodge out of the way of someone's first attack.
You skillfully parry someone's second attack.
You are harmed on the head by someone's energy causing middling damage.
You are harmed on the arm by someone's energy causing modest damage.
Someone dodges out of the way of your first attack.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing mild damage.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing mild damage.
Someone's fireshield erupts at your strike! You are burned on the torso by someone's flames causing heavy damage.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing mild damage.
Someone has some significant wounds.
(Mount: 2126st)
[*]<561hp 2797sp 2275st>
Someone attempts to bash you over the head with the marbleskin aegis, but misses.
Someone has some significant wounds.
(Mount: 2126st)
[*]<561hp 2797sp 2275st>
bash
You bash someone over the head with a broadshield of the crusader.
Someone is smashed on the head with your bash causing middling damage.
Someone has some significant wounds.
(Mount: 2126st)
[*]<561hp 2797sp 2025st>
You lose your bashing momentum.
You dodge out of the way of someone's first attack.
You dodge out of the way of someone's second attack.
You are harmed on the head by someone's energy causing moderate damage.
You are harmed on the torso by someone's energy causing middling damage.
Someone dodges out of the way of your first attack.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing mild damage.
Someone's fireshield erupts at your strike! You are burned on the torso by someone's flames causing great damage.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing modest damage.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing modest damage.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing modest damage.
Someone has some very significant wounds and scratches.
(Mount: 2126st)
[*]<469hp 2797sp 2010st>
bash
You bash someone over the head with a broadshield of the crusader.
Someone is smashed on the head with your bash causing moderate damage.
Someone has some very significant wounds and scratches.
(Mount: 2126st)
[*]<469hp 2797sp 1760st>
Someone stops using ethersnatch gauntlets.
Someone wears battlerager gauntlets on her hands.
Someone has some very significant wounds and scratches.
(Mount: 2126st)
[*]<469hp 2797sp 1760st>
Someone stops shaking violently and her coat of blood starts to coagulate.
Someone has some very significant wounds and scratches.
(Mount: 2202st)
[*]<946hp 2816sp 2032st>
You skillfully parry someone's first attack.
You are harmed on the arm by someone's energy causing mild damage.
You are harmed on the leg by someone's energy causing modest damage.
You are harmed on the head by someone's energy causing middling damage.
Someone dodges out of the way of your first attack.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing modest damage.
Someone's fireshield erupts at your strike! You are burned on the torso by someone's flames causing middling damage.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing modest damage.
Someone's fireshield erupts at your strike! You are burned on the torso by someone's flames causing middling damage.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing modest damage.
Someone's fireshield erupts at your strike! You are burned on the torso by someone's flames causing middling damage.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing modest damage.
Someone has some very significant wounds and scratches.
(Mount: 2202st)
[*]<818hp 2816sp 2017st>
bash
Someone bashes you over the head with the marbleskin aegis.
You are smashed on the head by someone's bash causing middling damage.
You bash someone over the head with a broadshield of the crusader.
Someone is smashed on the head with your bash causing moderate damage.
Someone has some very significant wounds and scratches.
(Mount: 2202st)
[*]<767hp 2816sp 1767st>
You lose your bashing momentum.
You skillfully parry someone's first attack.
You are harmed on the leg by someone's energy causing modest damage.
You are harmed on the head by someone's energy causing moderate damage.
You are harmed on the arm by someone's energy causing modest damage.
Someone dodges out of the way of your first attack.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing modest damage.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing modest damage.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing modest damage.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing modest damage.
Someone looks pretty beaten up.
(Mount: 2202st)
[*]<642hp 2816sp 1752st>
slit armor
With a flick of your wrist, you slit open a weak link in someone's 'spring-loaded boots'.
With a flick of your wrist, you slit open a weak link in someone's 'a pair of brass spectacles'.
Someone looks pretty beaten up.
(Mount: 2202st)
[*]<642hp 2776sp 1610st>
Someone attempts to bash you over the head with the marbleskin aegis, but misses.
Someone looks pretty beaten up.
(Mount: 2202st)
[*]<642hp 2776sp 1610st>
look
Lair of the Scorpion - N -
(-------------------------------------------------) - <---(M)---> -
WARNING: You are in a NEUTRAL PLAYER KILLING room. - S -
Visible Exits: N S
It is difficult to see in this damp cave, but you can make out four
figures approaching you rather quickly. You pray that they are friendly,
but seriously doubt it. As they grow closer to you, you realize that the
four figures were the pincers of a giant scorpion. It's tail dripping with
lethal poison, wavers around, ready to strike.
Some drops of blood are on the ground.
The severed pincer of Scorpio is lying here.
The corpse of Scorpio is lying here.
Someone looks pretty beaten up.
(Mount: 2202st)
[*]<642hp 2776sp 1610st>
You skillfully parry someone's first attack.
You are harmed on the arm by someone's energy causing modest damage.
You are harmed on the leg by someone's energy causing middling damage.
You are harmed on the torso by someone's energy causing moderate damage.
Someone catches Divusmors's axe on the marbleskin aegis.
Someone is cut on the wing with your slash causing modest damage.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing middling damage.
Someone's fireshield erupts at your strike! You are burned on the torso by someone's flames causing heavy damage.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing middling damage.
Someone is in terrible condition.
(Mount: 2202st)
[*]<520hp 2776sp 1598st>
bash
You bash someone over the head with a broadshield of the crusader.
Someone is smashed on the head with your bash causing great damage.
Someone is in terrible condition.
(Mount: 2202st)
[*]<520hp 2776sp 1348st>
Someone attempts to bash you over the head with the marbleskin aegis, but misses.
Someone is in terrible condition.
(Mount: 2202st)
[*]<520hp 2776sp 1348st>
att LMFAO
[22] alliance members heard you say, '[YEP] LMFAO'
Someone is in terrible condition.
(Mount: 2202st)
[*]<520hp 2776sp 1348st>
You skillfully parry someone's first attack.
You are harmed on the arm by someone's energy causing modest damage.
You are harmed on the head by someone's energy causing moderate damage.
You are harmed on the torso by someone's energy causing moderate damage.
Someone dodges out of the way of your first attack.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing middling damage.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing moderate damage.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing moderate damage.
Someone's fireshield erupts at your strike! You are burned on the torso by someone's flames causing great damage.
Someone is vomiting blood.
(Mount: 2202st)
[*]<400hp 2776sp 1336st>
BASH
You bash someone over the head with a broadshield of the crusader.
Someone is smashed on the head with your bash causing giant damage.
Someone is vomiting blood.
(Mount: 2202st)
[*]<400hp 2776sp 1086st>
Someone bashes you over the head with the marbleskin aegis.
You are smashed on the head by someone's bash causing heavy damage.
Someone is vomiting blood.
(Mount: 2202st)
[*]<349hp 2776sp 1086st>
You lose your bashing momentum.
Toothgnasher shines healthily.
Toothgnasher shines and beams with a healthy, invigorating glow.
You skillfully parry someone's first attack.
You are harmed on the head by someone's energy causing great damage.
You are harmed on the arm by someone's energy causing moderate damage.
You are harmed on the head by someone's energy causing enormous damage.
Someone dodges out of the way of your first attack.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing heavy damage.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing heavy damage.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing great damage.
Someone is cut on the torso with your slash causing great damage.
Someone pales visibly as death nears.
(Mount: 2202st)
[*]<214hp 2776sp 1071st>
BASH
You bash someone over the head with a broadshield of the crusader.
Someone is smashed on the head with your bash causing massive damage.
Someone is barely clinging to life.
(Mount: 2202st)
[*]<214hp 2776sp 821st>
Someone panics, and attempts to flee.
Someone rides north.
A jingling, bell-like sound issues from somewhere nearby.
Someone has fled for her life!
(Mount: 2202st)
[*]<214hp 2776sp 821st>
Your blood freezes as you hear someone's death cry from the north.