This diabolical-looking laboratory is packed to the rafters with all
manner of books, phials, beakers, graduated tubes, spellbooks, dewars and
all other manner of magical and scientific instruments. Learning is
obviously quite important to the inhabitant of this place. Knowledge is
power- and who could be more power-hungry than a doctor, out to destroy the
world from his hidden lair.
(Pink Aura) (Red Aura) the nefarious Dr. Gnekow is sleeping here.

<511hp 2sp 511st> You stab the nefarious Dr. Gnekow in the back with Yourban's claw.
The nefarious Dr. Gnekow is jabbed on the torso with your pierce causing lethal damage.
The nefarious Dr. Gnekow has been slain in 00:05 minutes!Your backstab annihilates the nefarious Dr. Gnekow and he falls to the ground, dead.
With his dying breath, Dr. Gnekow pulls a heavy key out of his pocket, and throws it at you, aiming for the windpipe.
As he falls to the ground, the nefarious Dr. Gnekow yanks a ripcord on his labcoat, and is plucked up by a robot arm, and whisked into the darkness...
The laboratory ceiling collapses along with Dr. Gnekow, barely allowing you to scramble back topside, to safety!

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(Gold Aura) **A sexy mermaid swims here, staring dreamily at you.
You barely escape with your life, as the laboratory beneath your feet turns into a rapidly-filling sinkhole.
You recieve 0 archon points.