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PK logs: Arkain says, 'Oh gay'

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Arkain says, 'Oh gay' Tejon 2007-03-13 01:16 am 1367

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<2385hp 2078sp 1676st>
Arkain drifts in from above.
Arkain pants and gasps, trying to catch his breath.

<2385hp 2078sp 1676st>
AUCTION: Kabaal has put a scented candle of Doom up for auction. Minimum bid is 5,000 gp.
Arkain gasps in heat-induced pain!

<2408hp 2108sp 1676st>
Arkain begins attacking you!
Arkain has several minor wounds and bruises.
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<2408hp 2108sp 1676st>
Arkain begins casting a spell...
Arkain has several minor wounds and bruises.
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<2408hp 2108sp 1676st>
Arkain is harmed on the head with your energy causing minimal damage.
You fail to hit Arkain with your second attack.
Arkain is harmed on the head with your energy causing minimal damage.
You are burned on the torso by Arkain's flames causing insignificant damage.
You fail to hit Arkain with your fourth attack.
Arkain has several minor wounds and bruises.
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<2407hp 2108sp 1674st> cast curse
You begin to speak the words of the spell...
Arkain has several minor wounds and bruises.
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<2407hp 2108sp 1674st>
Arkain has completed his casting.
Thousands of small gray spiders appear from nowhere and begin crawling over you!
Arms flailing frantically, you manage to brush the spiders off of you before they can spin their webs.
Arkain has several minor wounds and bruises.
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<2407hp 2108sp 1674st>
You have completed your casting.
Arkain glows briefly with a dark crimson aura.
You catch a jade figurin[e] of a dragon on a circular mirror shield.
You are burned on the torso by Arkain's flames causing minimal damage.
You are burned on the torso by Arkain's flames causing minimal damage.
You are burned on the torso by Arkain's flames causing minimal damage.
Arkain dodges out of the way of your first attack.
You fail to hit Arkain with your second attack.
A twisted holly wood wand bursts into flame!
Arkain is harmed on the torso with your energy causing mild damage.
Arkain is harmed on the arm with your energy causing minimal damage.
You are burned on the torso by Arkain's flames causing insignificant damage.
Arkain has several minor wounds and bruises.
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<2310hp 2048sp 1671st> play A A A B# E#
You begin to play a tune on a well-crafted violin...
Arkain has several minor wounds and bruises.
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<2310hp 2048sp 1671st>
Arkain stops using a spellbook bound in violet leather.
Arkain holds a hand-carv[e]d viola in his left hand.
Arkain has several minor wounds and bruises.
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<2310hp 2048sp 1671st>
You have completed your song.
Arkain shudders, staggers, and almost falls.
You catch a jade figurin[e] of a dragon on a circular mirror shield.
You are burned on the torso by Arkain's flames causing minimal damage.
Arkain fails to hit you with his third attack.
A twisted holly wood wand bursts into flame!
Arkain is harmed on the head with your energy causing mild damage.
You fail to hit Arkain with your second attack.
Arkain is harmed on the head with your energy causing mild damage.
Arkain is harmed on the head with your energy causing mild damage.
You are burned on the torso by Arkain's flames causing trivial damage.
Arkain has some significant wounds.
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<2276hp 2022sp 1608st> ff

Arkain begins to play a tune on a hand-carv[e]d viola...
Arkain has some significant wounds.
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<2276hp 2022sp 1608st> You begin to speak the words of the spell...
Arkain has some significant wounds.
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<2276hp 2022sp 1608st>
You have completed your casting.
The Key of Gath flares brightly and vanishes!
Arkain is outlined by a faint pink glow.
Arkain has some significant wounds.
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<2276hp 2002sp 1608st>
Arkain has completed his song.
A brilliant flare of white light erupts in front of your eyes, but you shut them just in time!
You catch a jade figurin[e] of a dragon on a circular mirror shield.
You are burned on the torso by Arkain's flames causing minimal damage.
You are burned on the torso by Arkain's flames causing minimal damage.
You are burned on the torso by Arkain's flames causing minimal damage.
Arkain dodges out of the way of your first attack.
A twisted holly wood wand bursts into flame!
Arkain is harmed on the head with your energy causing modest damage.
You are burned on the torso by Arkain's flames causing trifling damage.
Arkain is harmed on the torso with your energy causing modest damage.
You are burned on the torso by Arkain's flames causing trifling damage.
You fail to hit Arkain with your fourth attack.
Arkain has some significant wounds.
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<2163hp 2002sp 1605st> ch
You begin to speak the words of the spell...
Arkain has some significant wounds.
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<2163hp 2002sp 1605st>
Arkain's a shimmering copper herbal mixture strikes you!
A brilliant flare of white light erupts in front of your eyes!
A shimmering copper herbal mixture flares brightly and vanishes.
Someone has some significant wounds.
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<2163hp 2002sp 1605st> STRUCK BLIND!

Something someone is wearing hums softly for a moment, then quiets down.
One small, flaming dart shoots from someone's hand to you.
You are harmed on the torso by someone's energy causing trivial damage.
Something hums softly for a moment, then quiets down.
One small, flaming dart shoots from your hand to someone.
Someone is harmed on the head with your energy causing trivial damage.
Someone has some significant wounds.
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<2153hp 2002sp 1605st>
AUCTION: Larke bids 5,000 gp on a scented candle of Doom.
Someone has some significant wounds.
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<2153hp 2002sp 1605st>
You have completed your casting.
Your target doesn't appear to be available anymore.
You catch a jade figurin[e] of a dragon on something.
You are burned on the torso by someone's flames causing minimal damage.
Someone fails to hit you with his third attack.
You are burned on the torso by someone's flames causing minimal damage.
Someone dodges out of the way of your first attack.
Someone is harmed on the head with your energy causing mild damage.
You are burned on the torso by someone's flames causing trivial damage.
You fail to hit someone with your third attack.
Someone is harmed on the head with your energy causing modest damage.
Someone has some significant wounds.
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<2086hp 2002sp 1602st> cb

Someone begins casting a spell...
Someone has some significant wounds.
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<2086hp 2002sp 1602st> You begin to speak the words of the spell...
Someone has some significant wounds.
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<2086hp 2002sp 1602st>
AUCTION: A scented candle of Doom: going once for 5,000 gp to Larke.
You are scorched by the heat and flames around you!
Someone has some significant wounds.
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<1973hp 2027sp 1625st>
Someone has completed his casting.
You feel a crushing weight throughout your entire being, and stagger slightly.
You have completed your casting.
A shimmering white fish scale, and a silver runestone flare brightly and vanish!
Your vision returns!
You catch a jade figurin[e] of a dragon on a circular mirror shield.
You are burned on the arm by Arkain's flames causing minimal damage.
Arkain fails to hit you with his third attack.
Arkain fails to hit you with his fourth attack.
Arkain dodges out of the way of your first attack.
Arkain is harmed on the arm with your energy causing mild damage.
You are burned on the torso by Arkain's flames causing trivial damage.
Arkain is harmed on the head with your energy causing modest damage.
You fail to hit Arkain with your fourth attack.
Arkain has some significant wounds.
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<1940hp 1967sp 1622st>
Arkain begins casting a spell...
Arkain has some significant wounds.
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<1940hp 1967sp 1622st> cb
You begin to speak the words of the spell...
Arkain has some significant wounds.
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<1940hp 1967sp 1622st>
Arkain has completed his casting.
You are outlined by a faint pink glow.
Arkain has some significant wounds.
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<1940hp 1967sp 1622st>
AUCTION: Kaine bids 6,000 gp on a scented candle of Doom.
Arkain has some significant wounds.
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<1940hp 1967sp 1622st>
The arm of the Archmage of Fire decomposes.
You have completed your casting.
A shimmering white fish scale, and a silver runestone flare brightly and vanish!
You aren't blind.
Arkain fails to hit you with his first attack.
Arkain fails to hit you with his second attack.
You catch a jade figurin[e] of a dragon on a circular mirror shield.
You are burned on the torso by Arkain's flames causing mild damage.
Arkain dodges out of the way of your first attack.
Arkain is harmed on the torso with your energy causing modest damage.
You are burned on the torso by Arkain's flames causing trifling damage.
Arkain is harmed on the head with your energy causing modest damage.
You are burned on the torso by Arkain's flames causing trifling damage.
Arkain is harmed on the head with your energy causing modest damage.
Arkain begins casting a spell...
Arkain has some very significant wounds and scratches.
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<1878hp 1907sp 1618st> play g c b g cb a
You begin to play a tune on a well-crafted violin...
Arkain has some very significant wounds and scratches.
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<1878hp 1907sp 1618st>
Arkain has completed his casting.
Ghastly looking sores start cropping up on your body as Arkain inflicts the plague upon you!
You have completed your song.
Arkain seems to resist your enchantment!
Arkain fails to hit you with his first attack.
You catch a jade figurin[e] of a dragon on a circular mirror shield.
You are burned on the torso by Arkain's flames causing mild damage.
Arkain fails to hit you with his fourth attack.
You fail to hit Arkain with your first attack.
Arkain dodges out of the way of your second attack.
You fail to hit Arkain with your third attack.
Arkain is harmed on the head with your energy causing modest damage.
Arkain has some very significant wounds and scratches.
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<1825hp 1812sp 1501st>
Arkain begins casting a spell...
Arkain has some very significant wounds and scratches.
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<1825hp 1812sp 1501st> bash
You bash Arkain over the head with a circular mirror shield.
Arkain is smashed on the head with your bash causing moderate damage.
Arkain has some very significant wounds and scratches.
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<1825hp 1812sp 1251st>
You turn white with fear at the sight of Arkain!
An unreasonable, uncontrollable fear grips you!
You panic, and attempt to flee.

 OOOOOHHHHHH NOOOOOOO! LAVA BATH!                       -      -      -
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A misstep has landed you in a room filled with lava, nothing but lava.
No exits present themselves and the heat begins to melt the items you are
carrying. Metal melts, leather burns, and your skin begins to sear. Death
is slow, painful, and imminent.
You pant and gasp, trying to catch your breath.

<1825hp 1812sp 1242st>
Arkain drifts in from above.
A large stalactite is dislodged from the ceiling, but Arkain dodges out of the way just in time!

<1825hp 1812sp 1242st>
Arkain says, 'Oh gay'
Arkain's voice echoes loudly throughout the area.

<1825hp 1812sp 1242st> lol
Please elaborate.

<1825hp 1812sp 1242st>
AUCTION: A scented candle of Doom: going once for 6,000 gp to Kaine.
Your blood freezes as you hear Arkain's death cry.
Arkain's disembodied soul rises from his ravaged corpse.
'Ah, Arkain.' the incarnation of death says. 'We meet again.'
The incarnation of death swings a Scythe of Soul Rending in a long, lazy arc...
There is a bright flash of blue light, and Arkain vanishes to the Ethereal Plane.
The head of Arkain falls to the ground.
Arkain's corpse crumbles into dust.
Arkain blinks rapidly, several times.
Arkain stiffens for a moment, then blinks and shakes his head.
Arkain's feet rise a few inches above the surface of the water.
Arkain stiffens for a moment, then blinks and shakes his head.
Arkain stiffens for a moment, then blinks and shakes his head.
Arkain turns translucent.
[CLAN] Tejon has been slain!
You no longer feel blessed by the Powers.
The white aura surrounding you fades away.
You feel different as your senses become less heightened.
You find it easier to breathe again.
The hardened air around you dissipates.
Your skin feels soft and pliable again.
You slowly settle back to the ground.
Your disembodied soul rises from your ravaged corpse.
'Ah, Tejon.' the incarnation of death says. 'We meet again.'
The incarnation of death swings a Scythe of Soul Rending in a long, lazy arc...
There is a bright flash of blue light, and you vanish to the Ethereal Plane.
A haze of crimson and gold sparks flit across your field of vision.
You feel a sharp prickling on the back of your neck as your senses are heightened.
Your feet rise a few inches above the surface of the water.
You feel a prickling on the back of your neck as your senses are heightened.
You feel a soft prickling on the back of your neck as your senses are heightened.
You turn translucent.
Nobadii Look before you leap.
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That is the funniest shit i have seen in a while.