PK logs: Funniest shit ive seen in a while
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Funniest shit ive seen in a while | Thornak | 2007-04-10 11:25 pm | 1117 |
'I want to fight him' Fofo says.
Murmur pales visibly as death nears.
[*]<1392hp 914sp 1172st>
Murmur is jabbed on the torso with your pierce causing enormous damage.
Murmur is jabbed on the head with your pierce causing huge damage.
Murmur is jabbed on the torso with your pierce causing huge damage.
Murmur is jabbed on the torso with your pierce causing tremendous damage.
Murmur panics, and attempts to flee.
Murmur leaves south.
A fire elemental leaves south.
A large black bat leaves south.
A large black bat leaves south.
A large black bat leaves south.
A large black bat leaves south.
A large black bat leaves south.
A large black bat leaves south.
A large black bat leaves south.
Murmur has fled for his life!
[*]<1392hp 914sp 1164st>
[CLAN] Drebar: '-+Drebar+- american coffe'
[*]<1392hp 914sp 1164st> scan
You don't see anything to the north.
You don't see anything to the east.
A large black bat is right here to the south.
A large black bat is right here to the south.
A large black bat is right here to the south.
A large black bat is right here to the south.
A large black bat is right here to the south.
A large black bat is right here to the south.
A large black bat is right here to the south.
A fire elemental is right here to the south.
Murmur is right here to the south.
Edric Van Pelt is right here to the west.
[*]<1392hp 914sp 1164st>
[CLAN] Drebar: '-+Drebar+- in rady'
[*]<1392hp 914sp 1164st> s
Granite Hallway - N -
(-------------------------------------------------) W <-U-(M)---> #
- - -
This is short, but spacious hallway leading deep into the Runic Temple.
The walls are made of sparkling white granite, which is lit from above by an
unknown light source that almost makes the stone glow as if lit from within.
The hallway continues to the north, while a huge spiral staircase winds up
to the second floor. To the east is a little used storage room.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
*A spark of searing white fire burns brightly, hovering in the air.
Murmur, the Temple Wizard, is standing here.
[*]<1392hp 914sp 1163st> bash m
You bash Murmur over the head with the shield of war.
Murmur is smashed on the head with your bash causing lethal damage.
Murmur has been slain!
Your bash knocks Murmur's head against a rock so hard that it kills him.
Your blood freezes as you hear Murmur's death cry.
You recieve 0 experience points.
Murmur collapses lifeless to the ground.
You take 974 gold coins.
You take a brass key from the corpse of Murmur.
You take an icy silver scroll from the corpse of Murmur.
You take an orb of negation from the corpse of Murmur.
The Powers give you one gold coin for your sacrifice of the corpse of Murmur.
A fire elemental stops following Murmur.
A large black bat stops following Murmur.
A large black bat stops following Murmur.
A large black bat stops following Murmur.
A large black bat stops following Murmur.
A large black bat stops following Murmur.
A large black bat stops following Murmur.
A large black bat stops following Murmur.
Murmur's formation has been disbanded.
[*]<1392hp 914sp 913st>
A hand punches through the ground and pulls some entrails back into the depths.
[*]<1392hp 914sp 913st>
Fofo has arrived from the north.
[*]<1392hp 914sp 913st> l
Granite Hallway - N -
(-------------------------------------------------) W <-U-(M)---> #
- - -
This is short, but spacious hallway leading deep into the Runic Temple.
The walls are made of sparkling white granite, which is lit from above by an
unknown light source that almost makes the stone glow as if lit from within.
The hallway continues to the north, while a huge spiral staircase winds up
to the second floor. To the east is a little used storage room.
[Clan 7] Fofo the Adventurer is here.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
*A spark of searing white fire burns brightly, hovering in the air.
[*]<1392hp 914sp 913st>
AUCTION: Ukyo has put a beautiful silk scarf up for auction. Minimum bid is 5,500 gp.
[*]<1577hp 1063sp 1188st>
Stardrifter has arrived from the north.
[*]<1577hp 1063sp 1188st> say kill a bat
'Kill a bat' you say.
[*]<1577hp 1063sp 1188st> l
Granite Hallway - N -
(-------------------------------------------------) W <-U-(M)---> #
- - -
This is short, but spacious hallway leading deep into the Runic Temple.
The walls are made of sparkling white granite, which is lit from above by an
unknown light source that almost makes the stone glow as if lit from within.
The hallway continues to the north, while a huge spiral staircase winds up
to the second floor. To the east is a little used storage room.
[Clan 7] Stardrifter the Adventurer is here.
[Clan 7] Fofo the Adventurer is here.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
*A spark of searing white fire burns brightly, hovering in the air.
[*]<1577hp 1063sp 1188st> who fofo
Fofo enters into combat with a large black bat.
MATERIA MAGICA: Search Players Online
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[35 :35 M Mintr Barba Towne ] Fofo [<Combat>]
`-------------------------------------------------------------------------'
Total matches: 1.
[*]<1577hp 1063sp 1188st>
Fofo has been slain!
Your blood freezes as you hear Fofo's death cry.
Fofo's disembodied soul rises from his ravaged corpse.
'Ah, Fofo.' the incarnation of death says. 'Your time is at hand.'
The incarnation of death swings a Scythe of Soul Rending in a long, lazy arc...
There is a bright flash of blue light, and Fofo vanishes to the Ethereal Plane.
The head of Fofo falls to the ground.
Fofo's corpse crumbles into dust.
Fofo turns translucent.
Fofo stiffens for a moment, then blinks and shakes his head.
Fofo stiffens for a moment, then blinks and shakes his head.
Fofo's feet rise a few inches off the ground.
Fofo stiffens for a moment, then blinks and shakes his head.
Fofo blinks rapidly, several times.
Murmur pales visibly as death nears.
[*]<1392hp 914sp 1172st>
Murmur is jabbed on the torso with your pierce causing enormous damage.
Murmur is jabbed on the head with your pierce causing huge damage.
Murmur is jabbed on the torso with your pierce causing huge damage.
Murmur is jabbed on the torso with your pierce causing tremendous damage.
Murmur panics, and attempts to flee.
Murmur leaves south.
A fire elemental leaves south.
A large black bat leaves south.
A large black bat leaves south.
A large black bat leaves south.
A large black bat leaves south.
A large black bat leaves south.
A large black bat leaves south.
A large black bat leaves south.
Murmur has fled for his life!
[*]<1392hp 914sp 1164st>
[CLAN] Drebar: '-+Drebar+- american coffe'
[*]<1392hp 914sp 1164st> scan
You don't see anything to the north.
You don't see anything to the east.
A large black bat is right here to the south.
A large black bat is right here to the south.
A large black bat is right here to the south.
A large black bat is right here to the south.
A large black bat is right here to the south.
A large black bat is right here to the south.
A large black bat is right here to the south.
A fire elemental is right here to the south.
Murmur is right here to the south.
Edric Van Pelt is right here to the west.
[*]<1392hp 914sp 1164st>
[CLAN] Drebar: '-+Drebar+- in rady'
[*]<1392hp 914sp 1164st> s
Granite Hallway - N -
(-------------------------------------------------) W <-U-(M)---> #
- - -
This is short, but spacious hallway leading deep into the Runic Temple.
The walls are made of sparkling white granite, which is lit from above by an
unknown light source that almost makes the stone glow as if lit from within.
The hallway continues to the north, while a huge spiral staircase winds up
to the second floor. To the east is a little used storage room.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
*A spark of searing white fire burns brightly, hovering in the air.
Murmur, the Temple Wizard, is standing here.
[*]<1392hp 914sp 1163st> bash m
You bash Murmur over the head with the shield of war.
Murmur is smashed on the head with your bash causing lethal damage.
Murmur has been slain!
Your bash knocks Murmur's head against a rock so hard that it kills him.
Your blood freezes as you hear Murmur's death cry.
You recieve 0 experience points.
Murmur collapses lifeless to the ground.
You take 974 gold coins.
You take a brass key from the corpse of Murmur.
You take an icy silver scroll from the corpse of Murmur.
You take an orb of negation from the corpse of Murmur.
The Powers give you one gold coin for your sacrifice of the corpse of Murmur.
A fire elemental stops following Murmur.
A large black bat stops following Murmur.
A large black bat stops following Murmur.
A large black bat stops following Murmur.
A large black bat stops following Murmur.
A large black bat stops following Murmur.
A large black bat stops following Murmur.
A large black bat stops following Murmur.
Murmur's formation has been disbanded.
[*]<1392hp 914sp 913st>
A hand punches through the ground and pulls some entrails back into the depths.
[*]<1392hp 914sp 913st>
Fofo has arrived from the north.
[*]<1392hp 914sp 913st> l
Granite Hallway - N -
(-------------------------------------------------) W <-U-(M)---> #
- - -
This is short, but spacious hallway leading deep into the Runic Temple.
The walls are made of sparkling white granite, which is lit from above by an
unknown light source that almost makes the stone glow as if lit from within.
The hallway continues to the north, while a huge spiral staircase winds up
to the second floor. To the east is a little used storage room.
[Clan 7] Fofo the Adventurer is here.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
*A spark of searing white fire burns brightly, hovering in the air.
[*]<1392hp 914sp 913st>
AUCTION: Ukyo has put a beautiful silk scarf up for auction. Minimum bid is 5,500 gp.
[*]<1577hp 1063sp 1188st>
Stardrifter has arrived from the north.
[*]<1577hp 1063sp 1188st> say kill a bat
'Kill a bat' you say.
[*]<1577hp 1063sp 1188st> l
Granite Hallway - N -
(-------------------------------------------------) W <-U-(M)---> #
- - -
This is short, but spacious hallway leading deep into the Runic Temple.
The walls are made of sparkling white granite, which is lit from above by an
unknown light source that almost makes the stone glow as if lit from within.
The hallway continues to the north, while a huge spiral staircase winds up
to the second floor. To the east is a little used storage room.
[Clan 7] Stardrifter the Adventurer is here.
[Clan 7] Fofo the Adventurer is here.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
A large black bat flutters ominously in a circle.
*A spark of searing white fire burns brightly, hovering in the air.
[*]<1577hp 1063sp 1188st> who fofo
Fofo enters into combat with a large black bat.
MATERIA MAGICA: Search Players Online
.-------------------------------------------------------------------------.
[35 :35 M Mintr Barba Towne ] Fofo [<Combat>]
`-------------------------------------------------------------------------'
Total matches: 1.
[*]<1577hp 1063sp 1188st>
Fofo has been slain!
Your blood freezes as you hear Fofo's death cry.
Fofo's disembodied soul rises from his ravaged corpse.
'Ah, Fofo.' the incarnation of death says. 'Your time is at hand.'
The incarnation of death swings a Scythe of Soul Rending in a long, lazy arc...
There is a bright flash of blue light, and Fofo vanishes to the Ethereal Plane.
The head of Fofo falls to the ground.
Fofo's corpse crumbles into dust.
Fofo turns translucent.
Fofo stiffens for a moment, then blinks and shakes his head.
Fofo stiffens for a moment, then blinks and shakes his head.
Fofo's feet rise a few inches off the ground.
Fofo stiffens for a moment, then blinks and shakes his head.
Fofo blinks rapidly, several times.
Nobadii | You're easily amused. |
Thornak
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