[PKTALK C] Xane: ROFLROFLROFL have you guys seen sabons gf yet? hahahha'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: I've known sabon for about 7 years now and yet I have only the slightest remembrance of a dwarfius who didn't talk about anime 24/7'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: did he have to tame the whalebeast with a harpoon?'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: so maybe you should just be a better person, yeah?'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: he taught you how to lie too of course'

[PKTALK C] Xane: http://www.materiamagica.com/towne/players/registry_view.php?pr_id=2356&z=cc72b027bba48839b1322f9904b802ff Thats hawt sabon.'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: No, go look, Sinbad. It's beyond words.'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: lol oh man'

[PKTALK C] Xane: thanks for the 6 months worth of new material, you're the man.'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: so sabon, which mud does she play?'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: One eye is trying to escape. The other one is screaming, "I EAT BABIES".'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: I DONT GET TO SEE IT!?'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: omg, did he delete already?'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: no sinbad you're on ignore'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: two things: 1) that girl is thinner than 99% of the women any of you will ever touch in your lives'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: thinner than my 10 year old sister? :('

[PKTALK C] Cernix: 2) ahahaha xane talking about -anything-'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: Man, Xane may have cankles, but at least both his eyes point in the same direction.'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: I wanted to see what the whipthegamepropercbc could dig up out of the gutters. damnit'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: that's the 1% dwarfius, I included a lolicon escape clause just for you'

[PKTALK C] Xane: HAhaHah BIG P!MPIN SPENDIN G's'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: spending G's alright'

[PKTALK C] Xane: Get off sabons nuts cernix.'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: you guys need to try harder, because I make fun of myself more than you'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: when you make fun of yourself, we're laughing at you, not with you'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: god damn I have lots of astrals, where's kurik when you need him?'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: lolololol dwarfius likes anime lololol so funny lolololol :X'

[PKTALK C] Krim: i like anime :('

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: lolol if I'm laughing at myself then you're laughing with me'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: I know. I'm mocking people.'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: except you're not laughing at yourself, it's a defense mechanism because you know how pathetic you are'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: is she looking at the camera or sabons bowl cut? I DONT KNOW DO YOU?'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: glad to know sabon has another word warrior to help him out'

[PKTALK C] Xane: hahahahah sinbad'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: I think she's trying to avoid looking at Sabon's bowl cut. Well, one eye is.'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: lolol'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: yes. yes. lol'

[PKTALK C] Neostar: why is it so hot up in this ho'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: you know she has eyeliner on right'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: Holy crap. eyeliner gives you lazy eyes? They should put a warning on that stuff.'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: lazy eye is an understatement'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: I can't even think of a word to describe those eyes. ah wait. RUN'

[PKTALK C] Sabon: lmao you guys are pathetic theres nothing even wrong with her eyes but lets all make things up'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: lol@sinbad'

[PKTALK C] Xane: hahahh'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: I don't know how dwarfius can say word one about women with deformed eyes anyway, given that he dedicates his life to cartoons of 12 year old girls with eyes that make up 45% of their face'

[PKTALK C] Kabaal: oo oo, who are we trashing?'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: AHAHAHAHHAAHA IM SURE THERE ISNT THERE BIG MONEY SPENDING GS TO GET LAZY EYES FIXED'

[PKTALK C] Xane: BIG P1MPIN SPENDING G''

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: ever seen that movie with adman sandler. Mr.deeds? she is crazy eye's daughter rofl'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: Sabon, seriously. I know that's the hottest thing you could ever bribe into coming back to your crappy apartment, but you could have at least pretended to have something hotter than that.'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: man I love how every time I log on sabon and cernix starts talking smack at me like that's all they do'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: ALL DAY LONG'

[PKTALK C] Kabaal: ginger?'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: do you call her baby or crazy eyes?'

[PKTALK C] Sabon: yeah yeah I work at a bank lol bowlcut haha lazy eyes rofl'

[PKTALK C] Krim: what are you guys talking about?'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: Someone link Kabaal plz'

[PKTALK C] Xane: cernix has sabons nuts in his mouth, how can he talk smack?'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: sabon stop talking please, cernix is doing a better job without you'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: I Swear she should of took crazy eyes place on mr.deeds'

[PKTALK C] Xane: just check out sabons BIG P1MPIN PROFILE'

[PKTALK C] Krim: k'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: everyone knows what xane looks like, right?'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: I don't really care right now since we're making fun of sabon'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: way to change the subject when you're losing though'

[PKTALK C] Sabon: no ones making fun of me lmao'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: I Would rather slay a whalebeast than have to be watched from one part of the room to the other. at the same time.'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: actually we -were- making fun of you, now I'd just like to draw attention to xane'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: don't worry ricey, there's enough material on you to go for months'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: no cernix, you just failed to keep everyone's interest to me and now they're on sabon'

[PKTALK C] Primus: Hey Sinbad, have you heard that remix of Soulja Boy by Travis Barker? It's actually quite good.'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: is it called crazy eyes?'

[PKTALK C] Sabon: they are always on me I could feel their jealousy from here'

[PKTALK C] Primus: Haha, no. But it's good, look it up sometime.'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: thats why sabon has me on notify. because im always on him.'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: rofl why would I be jealous when I have sinbad? <3'

[PKTALK C] Primus: Sinbad calls masters in NPK.'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: then slays them and takes novelty scrolls and stuffs them in a trunk.'

[PKTALK C] Primus: Andrealphus tried to get with us but we weren't having none of that.'

[PKTALK C] Neostar: wait is that your for real gf?'

[PKTALK C] Kabaal: http://uploads.screenshot-program.com/upl8497981667.jpg'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: he just said she doesnt have lazy eyes neo......'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: It's his internet girlfriend. He can't even pick up something that fug irl.'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: oh okay, so that's just a pix of his cousin or something'

[PKTALK C] Neostar: what's bigger, her eyes or her forehead.'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: her eyes move like this god damn animal ive seen. I CANT REMEMBER ITS NAME'

[PKTALK C] Xane: forehead'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: Now that you mention it, it doesn't have a fugly- I mean family resemblance.'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: she doesnt have a forehead. shes got a 5 head. she doesnt have dreams she has movies.'

[PKTALK C] Xane: ROFL KABAAL'

[PKTALK C] Xane: http://uploads.screenshot-program.com/upl8497981667.jpg <--- owns Just in case you missed it.'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: hahahahhaahha oh hell nah kabaal'

[PKTALK C] Neostar: why would you even post that picture, please take it down so I can think you're a somebody again'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: Ahahaha. Kabaal wins.'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: http://uploads.screenshot-program.com/upl8497981667.jpg'

[PKTALK C] Krim: wth is that...'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: wts: photoshop talents'

[PKTALK C] Kabaal: try ms paint'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: guys I jsut got a hunter'

[PKTALK C] Primus: Looks shopped to me. I can tell by the pixels, and from having seen a few shops in my time.'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: I totally forgot to get drunk becuz of these crazy eyes. they are following me everywhere. '

[PKTALK C] Neostar: yeah, nobody can have a forehead that big'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: I bet she has a mean headbutt'

[PKTALK C] Primus: XD'

[PKTALK C] Xane: yeah i wouldnt mess with her. lol LIGHTS OUT.'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: winds that Fivehead up and BLAM. where was i?'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: Her depth perception is crap, tho.'

[PKTALK C] Xane: cosi fought her once.'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: you'll never find. BLOMBLOMBLOM. A HAIRLINE LIKE MINE'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: that's enough guys order order'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: its to easy :('

[PKTALK C] Kabaal: has anyone seen that girl the quote generator?'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: Almost as easy as Sinbad.'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: ALMOST'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: no but have you ever seen mr deeds kabaal?'

[PKTALK C] Kabaal: google the quote generator, shes insane. she only speaks in movie and book quotes'

[PKTALK C] Neostar: damn I finally exited out of that picture, those eyes are wack'

[PKTALK C] Primus: Cosira has fought everybody.'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: I'm badass. What can I say.'

[PKTALK C] Kabaal: vampire weekend are awesome'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: I'm gonna be pretty amazed when he posts a different picture and her eyes are fine'

[PKTALK C] Primus: I need to organise my music folder into artists so I can actually find the songs I want when I want to.'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: and then you guys will have to make fun of him for something else like the fact that he's getting laid oh lololollol'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: rofl FIX THE PICTURE SABON'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: oh okay, so you admit that this is the real picture and you will put up a photoshopped picture of her eyes being fine? okay'

[PKTALK C] Spizy: Cernix is video taping to make sure.' [46]

[PKTALK C] Cosira: Amazed? Yeah, you and me both, Cernix. rofl'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: pathetic haha'

[PKTALK C] Spizy: "It's my first time" Sabon says.' [46]

[PKTALK C] Cernix: yes that is exactly what I said, by the way, who wants to see a picture of xane's retarded furry (furry) back and SWEET BASS SKILLZ (fauhawk)'

[PKTALK C] Neostar: less masking plz'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: seriously its like he's wearing a wifebeater, even when he isn't'

[PKTALK C] Chaosfire: wow, quite the activity you have there, every member of 135 is on'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: That's because Xane is actually the Kung Fu Panda irl.'

[PKTALK C] Neostar: do I get a cookie'

[PKTALK C] Krim: that movie was soooooo goood'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: I guess cernix can talk. sabon shut the hell up though. because he actually said that that crazy eyes 5head movie not dreaming have LADYthing is HOT'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: do you even listen to yourself'

[PKTALK C] Spizy: Too bad any single one of us could take every one of you huh Chaos?' [47]

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: ok its time to get drunk. dont go all crazy eyes on me now'

[PKTALK C] Chaosfire: wont deny that, still have work to do'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: I mean I'm sure english is your first language but unfortunately you have the diction of a hydrocephalic'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: I got JOKESnJOKESnJOKESnJOKES just like dave chappele'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: does she call you long neck sabon?'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: oh thats right. he turned pktalk off becuz we are all way to cruel.'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: lol when in doubt, use a dictionary and shout out big words, hoping no one will know what they mean'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: LOL'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: thats what asscent does'

[PKTALK C] Sabon: IS THAT MORE TO YOUR OBESE VIRGIN'S APPROVALS'

[PKTALK C] Sabon: omg hahahaha A ZIP UP SWEATSHIRT'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: what is sabon talking about?'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: dude lmao I can't believe you're dating someone who wears A SMALL'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: That was random.'

[PKTALK C] Littleflip: lol@sabon talking about obese, you sleep with the biggest whalebeasts of all son.'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: he put another picture of her up, so that you retard virgins can get vindicated'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: no he prefers crazy eyes and 5heads actually'

[PKTALK C] Sabon: yeah man shes giant you got me'

[PKTALK C] Olf: omg link?'

[PKTALK C] Xane: HAHAHHA'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: haha'

[PKTALK C] Krim: whats the point of putting up pictures of your "girlfriend" do you think your cool?'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: ....said the virgin'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: IVE BEEN VINDICTED'

[PKTALK C] Krim: ...right because I don't flaunt random pics like you guys.'

[PKTALK C] Spizy: He's big p!impn! Mr. gay-z everybody.' [47]

[PKTALK C] Sabon: whats the sense of trolling my profile and trying to find something to mock when you're a virgin'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: dude I just opened it up and laughed'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: yes, omg, we're all virgins. You SO got that. lololololololololololololol'

[PKTALK C] Olf: is there something wrong being a virgin vs a hobag?'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: that's funny I did the exact same thing when I saw your picture dwarfius, and I had a reason'

[PKTALK C] Spizy: Man sabon her left eye is like doing a 360 bro :P' [47]

[PKTALK C] Cosira: Is that even the same chick? C'mon.'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: I would rather be a virgin than have to bust a nut on this girls face whil she stares at my rick and the tv at the same time.'

[PKTALK C] Primus: Rofl.'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: seriously, that's what I was thinking'

[PKTALK C] Krim: no ones trolling, its just that its there. i don't get why people put of pictures of random people without anyone else in it, oh this is bob i have butt sex with him.'

[PKTALK C] Xane: Why are you in my house?'

[PKTALK C] Primus: Sinbad, you're an internet hate machine.'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: And it's totally not fair to take a picture from her lazyeye side if it is.'

[PKTALK C] Neostar: next time you show a pic of her, photo shop those eyes so I don't waste half an hour trying to figure out wtf is going on'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: lmao'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: haha'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: lmao dwarfius don't lie, the only things you were thinking were a) oh my god, a girl!!!!!!!!!! and b) I wonder if she likes anime'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: ROFL HONEY LOOK AT OVER HERE SO YOUR EYE ISNT SO CRRRAAAAZY'

[PKTALK C] Xane: i cant breath'

[PKTALK C] Spizy: me either hahaha' [47]

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: lmao cernix you're so funny I can't breath'

[PKTALK C] Primus: I just spat my coke everywhere. :('

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: man sabon. you made this game awesome'

[PKTALK C] Neostar: if you make her look at two things do they look straight?'

[PKTALK C] Olf: minus the fact that it's so easy to look up girls on the internet, so im sure we arent like OMG, GIRL!!!!'

[PKTALK C] Xane: ty sabon for making my day.'

[PKTALK C] Sabon: lmao like I expected anything different'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: man I love how they're still trying to make fun of me'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: have you -seen- dwarfius'

[PKTALK C] Primus: I don't think anybody cares at the moment. Try again later.'

[PKTALK C] Olf: have you -seen- olf?'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: no but i have -seen- crazy eyes and that 5headed beast. '

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: you mean that picture where I made a weird face on purpose vs. a picture that was supposed to show how hot sabon's gf is?'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: he's like william hung after a month vacation in the carribean stuffing his face with jerk chicken'

[PKTALK C] Xane: hgdjhagda'

[PKTALK C] Neostar: I have, but he doesn't know that'

[PKTALK C] Sabon: like I didn't expect to see the same people try to crack jokes that make no sense just like my bowl cut that I don't have'

[PKTALK C] Primus: LIAR.'

[PKTALK C] Olf: so why are you putting up fake pictures sabon?'

[PKTALK C] Xane: BIG P!mPIN'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: we are not trying big what. we are cracking'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: oh that's now a bowlcut? what is it then, a mop?'

[PKTALK C] Olf: sabon really looks like brad pitt. 4 realz'

[PKTALK C] Spizy: Just like your bowl cut that you don't have? Isn't that an oxymoron? You claimed it and the abandoned it as fast as you did crazy eyes.' [45]

[PKTALK C] Primus: It all comes back to ol' crazy eyes.'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: HELLO ENGLISH'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: crazy eyes just sets it off. just like in mr.deeds'

[PKTALK C] Olf: sabon really looks like brad pitt. 4 realz'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: woooo simmersimmer down now yall. one second'

[PKTALK C] Spizy: Peanut butter n gum ball pizza is what sabon and her had on their first date.' [45]

[PKTALK C] Neostar: I'm still confused why you'd even post that picture.'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: okay I just took a breather'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: inhaler, I presume'

[PKTALK C] Siege: Godverdommese spelers.'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: I need to take about 5 shots to the dome so I can think this lazy eyed thing looks hot.'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: This has been the best pktalk since... well, since the last time bowlcut gave us such good material.'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: LMAO LET'S MAKE FUN OF ME ASSUMING THAT I HAVE ASTHMA?!?'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: HA!'

[PKTALK C] Kabaal: are we still talking about sabons gf?'

[PKTALK C] Neostar: I'll give you 6 just because I care.'

[PKTALK C] Primus: I fully agree, Cosira. I hope Haley's logging it.'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: Yes, because crazy eyes endures.'

[PKTALK C] Littleflip: God, someone just informed me of this ugly beast of a female you have. Good god that girl looks like a cracked out hooker.'

[PKTALK C] Xane: Why are you in my house? :<'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: look at the new pic kabaal. it has a pick of her look the way so he eye isnt so crazy haha'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: lmao lmao'

[PKTALK C] Neostar: I thought I was invited'

[PKTALK C] Spizy: lmao' [45]

[PKTALK C] Kabaal: i hear shes chargin her lazer http://uploads.screenshot-program.com/upl9276808950.jpg'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: at first I didn't even know if that's the same person and I still don't know now'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: lol oh no flip is in the game. ball check.'

[PKTALK C] Littleflip: God damn son, I would shoot myself'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: rofl someone help me'

[PKTALK C] Primus: OMFG AHAHAHAHA XD'

[PKTALK C] Xane: ROGHDSGKAHDA'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: ROFL'

[PKTALK C] Neostar: I'm still so confused, so he actually thinks she's hot?'

[PKTALK C] Spizy: ROFL' [44]

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: APPARENTLY NEOSTAR LOLZ'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: KABAAL IS A BEAST'

[PKTALK C] Primus: Kabaal you win the internets.'

[PKTALK C] Spizy: Yep.' [44]

[PKTALK C] Littleflip: Dude, come on. She's a good match though. Maybe you guys can hit the glass pipes together.'

[PKTALK C] Xane: kabaal ftw.'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: I give up the internet hate machine to kabaal. well played.'

[PKTALK C] Krim: lol that one made me laugh.'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: Ahaha. Kabaal wins again.'

[PKTALK C] Primus: Well played indeed. Saved.'

[PKTALK C] Xane: bravo.'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: lmao I'm still out of breath'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: this is madness lol'

[PKTALK C] Neostar: *passes the inhaler* you can borrow mine.'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: no, this..is..materia magica'

[PKTALK C] Primus: THIS. IS. PKTALKC!!'

[PKTALK C] Littleflip: Dude WTF, she's like biran, the female version.'

[PKTALK C] Neostar: he reminds me of skeletor'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: man all I know is that just made my day'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: nah flip. ever seen mr.deeds? Its crazy eyes daughter. im trying to tell ya'

[PKTALK C] Primus: I just realized where I was in game. Goddamn you, Dwarfius.'

[PKTALK C] Littleflip: lmfao'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: dwarfius, I'm going to speak to you in the language that only you can understand - take the first letter of each of these pokemon's names: 22, 197, 36, 64, 138, 205, 160'

[PKTALK C] Kabaal: how long did that take you?'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: lmao I don't even know wtf you're talking about and you just spent like 10 minutes looking that up lol@you'

[PKTALK C] Siege: Good lord.'

[PKTALK C] Neostar: Iwantbj'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: or did I, you'll only know if you go ahead and decode it :( :( :('

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: ill decode it alright. all on your face'

[PKTALK C] Neostar: why would I waste my time if you didn't even waste yours. that's a poopy trade'

[PKTALK C] Krim: you're lame attemps suck, stop trying.'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: meanwhile, dwarfius consults his pokedex'

[PKTALK C] Spizy: Decode the crazy eyes and tell us what two things she's looking at Cernix. Since you probably took the pic.' [42]

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: haha'

[PKTALK C] Vanadia: :o'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: the bowlcut and the camera. that has to be it'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: I just decoded 3 letters and you're reported for masking'

[PKTALK C] Spizy: Good call sin.' [43]

[PKTALK C] Krim: i can picture those series of pics finding their way to sanguine.com'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: how can you report me for masking if a, it's godel, and 2, you didn't finish it'

[PKTALK C] Astrostar: .'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: WARNING: You are in a CHAOTIC CRAZYEYED FIVEHEAD room.'

[PKTALK C] Xane: Why are you in my house? :<'

[PKTALK C] Neostar: I got an invite in the mail.'

[PKTALK C] Littleflip: Jesus christ sabon, I would seriously shoot myself in the face if I was you.'

[PKTALK C] Spizy: You should mask crazy eyes and do sabon a favor like a true pal, Cernix..' [44]

[PKTALK C] Cernix: yeah I would, if she did'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: It'd probably be an improvement.'

[PKTALK C] Primus: I see what you did there.'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: someone go liquify that picture please'

[PKTALK C] Vanadia: He seriously has to be kidding.'

[PKTALK C] Astrostar: who is she looking at?'

[PKTALK C] Littleflip: lolol cosira'

[PKTALK C] Neostar: did he take that pic down yet, if not someone email vass. it isn't horrormagica.com'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: you guys should of seen his defensive first pktalk. he was like. NAH SHES HOT ITS NOT LAZY EYES ITS EYELINER VIRGINS'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: but I don't blame you virgins for pulling out any insult you can :('

[PKTALK C] Primus: I'm an eyeliner virgin.'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: I've never been touched by a crazy eyed eyeliner before teehee'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: it's not even my girlfriend, god forbid I post a picture of her, you'd be dropping nazi insults all night'

[PKTALK C] Primus: Please do.'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: god damn nazis'

[PKTALK C] Spizy: You're gf is bald cernix?! rofl' [44]

[PKTALK C] Cernix: OH MY GOD SHE IS PERFECT AND BLOND AND BLUE-EYED WHAT A GODDAMN TRAVESTY :( :( :('

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: you can, but please don't have captions like 'my girl looking all sexy with her fine self' lolol'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: omg, is she a skinhead?'

[PKTALK C] Krim: why would you post a picture of her in the first place?'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: rofllllllllll'

[PKTALK C] Spizy: YOUR* SORRY' [44]

[PKTALK C] Krim: what are you trying to prove here? no one cares about your personal life.'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: I LIKE MY CHICKS WITH NO HAIR HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH hell yeah cernix. you skinheaded loving bastard'

[PKTALK C] Olf: are we still hating? i went to brush my teeth, and floss too!'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: Well, we care. But only when we can make fun of it for an hour or more.'

[PKTALK C] Astrostar: hate doesnt end.'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: dunno we can take a break to tease dwarfius, that's always available'

[PKTALK C] Spizy: Cernix hits up all the chemo patients.' [43]

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: let's go sabon, more pictures of how sexy your gf can be please'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: your next in line cernix. bend over'

[PKTALK C] Krim: if you can't make of dwarfius you should stop trying :(.'

[PKTALK C] Littleflip: God, I threw up all over my food and computer. thanks..'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: I think we need some shots of Sabon and crazyeyes in the same frame. I mean, if the camera lens can take that sort of abuse.'

[PKTALK C] Siege: Hey Dwarfius, pokemon code: "40 63 31 29 65 22 197 178 ?"'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: I sure wish I could stick up for a bowlcuts girlfriend with crazy eyes'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: quick, to photoshop'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: dude siege, 59 72 253 97 362 372 19!!!'

[PKTALK C] Astrostar: bowelcut'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: if you cut off crazy eyes hair I think thats cernix's girlfriend'

[PKTALK C] Olf: its 2 am, im going to bed, eff phoshop'

[PKTALK C] Siege: Lol nice dwarfius, but yeah.'

[PKTALK C] Olf: im going to msturbate to these new pix'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: im getting drunk and busting one on the crazy eyes as we speak'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: You're a sick boy, Olf.'

[PKTALK C] Littleflip: this one will never be let go, just like your bowl cut'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: ever'

[PKTALK C] Astrostar: bowelcut'

[PKTALK C] Olf: ohhhh yeaaa this feels good, you rdy for me to come bowl cuts?'

[PKTALK C] Littleflip: bcboa'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: might as well change your title to. sabon the crazy eyed lover is here.'

[PKTALK C] Siege: Dwarfius: 9 43 13 171 10 201 72 ftw.'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: woooo might make ya blow off'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: *HEAD my b'

[PKTALK C] Neostar: obviously his MM skills were appealing to the eye.'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: you know its messed up when your wife who doesnt even play this game is busting on this rookie'

[PKTALK C] Littleflip: You must be right, neostar.'

[PKTALK C] Neostar: not that should get two on the same target anyways.'

[PKTALK C] Littleflip: lolol'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: as opposed to your wife who does play this game, you little adulterer'

[PKTALK C] Neostar: should, slang for she could.'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: this could go on allll night long. just like that crazy eye'

[PKTALK C] Olf: omg enigma sux ballz'

[PKTALK C] Littleflip: I don't think i've ever laughed so hard in my life. '

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: no eniga sucks fiveheads'

[PKTALK C] Neostar: sabon you let your clan down.'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: man how about those chickens in the coop they're up in there squawkin up a non sequitur, crazy eyes'

[PKTALK C] Littleflip: lmao'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: lol cernix is the only one trying to save sabon. sabon cant even defend himself becuz he knows its all true'

[PKTALK C] Primus: He is weeping crimson tears.'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: guys I've never had a date in my life and my only contact with human female flesh is at the mall when I help ladies try on shoes, non sequitur, crazy eyes'

[PKTALK C] Kabaal: me too, lets go get ice cream'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: please won't someone marry me in the world of alyria so I feel a little bit less lonely at night, non sequitur - crazy eyes'

[PKTALK C] Primus: What flavour? :o~('

[PKTALK C] Littleflip: lololol'

[PKTALK C] Krim: ltb crap st'

[PKTALK C] Neostar: he has a new pic up :/'

[PKTALK C] Olf: >>>yeast infection flavored!!!!'

[PKTALK C] Primus: Awful Olf.'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: the new pic is her looking in the direction of her crazy eye lol'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: god I'm laughing so hard at the prospect of someone else having an intimate relationship with a girl so I'm afraid I'm just gonna have to non sequitur, crazy eyes'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: that's okay cernix, your job is done'

[PKTALK C] Primus: What are you talking about, Cernix. :('

[PKTALK C] Vanadia: seriously.'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: how he failed'

[PKTALK C] Olf: personally, i enjoy chatting with myself. sometimes it gets lonely you know? then i fap like hardcore. then maybe a nap. chips and salsa, delish!'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: non sequitur non sequitur'

[PKTALK C] Kabaal: he keeps saying non sequitur and i dont know what it means'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: It is pretty hilarious to think of Sabon having an intimate relationship with a female.'

[PKTALK C] Kiprin: i think it's beautiful'

[PKTALK C] Krim: wanna see my alembic baby?'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: he's about to say LOLOL YOU GUYS ARE STUPID YOU DON'T KONW WHAT NON SEQUITUR MEANS LOLOL NON SEQUITIR NON SEQUITUR'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: its prolly not a girl. Shemale'

[PKTALK C] Olf: man on man action (sabon)?'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: nah, you took care of it for me, ugly'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: It does look slightly tranny-esque.'

[PKTALK C] Neostar: how come her face is sagging'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: It's melting cause she's so hot.'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: im being informed sabon couldnt even get a creature like that to be his girlfriend'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: lmao'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: actually that was pretty good non sequitur'

[PKTALK C] Kiprin: i doubt that's his gf for real'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: what are you doing in my house?'

[PKTALK C] Cosira: It's his cousin for real.'

[PKTALK C] Kiprin: o'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: hahahaha'

[PKTALK C] Siege: I posted pix of myself on my profile and got 8 tells from diff people for my number irl :'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: (it's me that's why I'm defending it so hard)'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: IT NEVER STOPS'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: crap he admitted it'

[PKTALK C] Siege: 2 of them female!'

[PKTALK C] Olf: i eat cheese, con salsa. we dance all night, con salsa.'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: lol whatever olf non sequitur'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: and I will have you know that a) I don't have any sort of eye deformity and 2) I would never touch dwarfius in this lifetime or any other'

[PKTALK C] Olf: i buy shoes like 1972 and shop for clothes. i live in a basement, con salsa.'

[PKTALK C] Olf: i hate sunlight, i wear spf 65, but it doesn't help. i like yogurt, con salsa.'

[PKTALK C] Neostar: wow it's pretty lat'

[PKTALK C] Neostar: and my spelling is slowly getting worse'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: non sequitur'

[PKTALK C] Olf: con salsa'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: yeah, I must resign to this interesting conversation of eyes and cousins as well'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: oh, and non sequitur'

[PKTALK C] Olf: oh, and con salsa!'

[PKTALK C] Primus: Also, coks.'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: have fun making fun of me sabon while I'm not replying because that's the only way you can do it'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: thats what she said?'

[PKTALK C] Olf: con salsa!!!'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: non sequitur'

[PKTALK C] Siege: con dinosaur'

[PKTALK C] Primus: Everybody walk the dinosaur.'

[PKTALK C] Olf: con salsa'

[PKTALK C] Primus: ITT: Soulja boy.'

[PKTALK C] Olf: tonight i was working on my resume and i was like totally surprised that i finished my post-doc!'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: avec buree'

[PKTALK C] Primus: My brother ate all my lasagna, gawww.'

[PKTALK C] Olf: non madame, avec l'amour. si senor! merci!'

[PKTALK C] Lewd: Kill him.'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: NEIN'

[PKTALK C] Primus: Crank that Lewwwwwd.'

[PKTALK C] Olf: ive always found that the best sex results in uterine cancer and urinary tract infections. tehehehe. :)'

[PKTALK C] Krim: only thing lewd can crank is his fridge.'

[PKTALK C] Lewd: Haha.'

[PKTALK C] Primus: Superman that ho.'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: IM WEAK'

[PKTALK C] Olf: mistell'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: guys wanna see my gf? she's pretty hot http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c248/KholdStare88/Tessa8.png'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: [CLAN] Neostar: '~->NeO<-~ I ducked when I opened it, thought it might have some sort of medusa affect''

[PKTALK C] Littleflip: Ti decki su retardirani zenke, Nadam se da ste svi umrijeti.'

[PKTALK C] Olf: con salsa'

[PKTALK C] Littleflip: Ne con salsa gospodine'

[PKTALK C] Primus: I dance I dance I dance, I dance around the hat.'

[PKTALK C] Littleflip: Vi ples kao retard, primoose'

[PKTALK C] Primus: Baka. :'

[PKTALK C] Littleflip: Negativne, izgubit haha'

[PKTALK C] Olf: 'what are you doing in my house?''

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: lolol'

[PKTALK C] Littleflip: sto radis u mojoj kuci, ludog oci'

[PKTALK C] Cernix: please leave all the moonspeak at the border'

[PKTALK C] Elmador: hockey is so bad wtf.'

[PKTALK C] Littleflip: Moonspeak, suti ti granice jumping douchebag'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: if hockey is bad. then sabons girlfriend doesn't have crazy eyes'

[PKTALK C] Primus: Clearly a lie.'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: clearly'

[PKTALK C] Littleflip: koju su granice jumping komad govno.'

[PKTALK C] Primus: Flammenwerfer.'

[PKTALK C] Littleflip: Sie sind der flammenwerfer, primoose'

[PKTALK C] Primus: You sit on Patrick the magical couch-cat and rest. ^_^'

[PKTALK C] Krim: ltb crap st'

[PKTALK C] Primus: Item 'Patrick the magical couch-cat' is type furniture, alignment 0, made of cloth, has keywords 'couch cat unobvious'.'

[PKTALK C] Tritochest: [KARAOKETALK C] Hey Bungalow Bill, what did you kill?'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: man trito, you missed it'

[PKTALK C] Neostar: looking at mixes should tell how long they have to last'

[PKTALK C] Tritochest: aroo?'

[PKTALK C] Neostar: the highlight of MM'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: sorry I can't describe what I just saw in words'

[PKTALK C] Tritochest: little boys?'

[PKTALK C] Dwarfius: that too, wnat link?'

[PKTALK C] Neostar: be glad he can't'

[PKTALK C] Tritochest: nothx'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: im not a journalist. IM A DOCTOR'

[PKTALK C] Elmador: should i remort again and go witch?'

[PKTALK C] Siege: Yes.'

[PKTALK C] Krim: you should just give up, stick to sucking.'

[PKTALK C] Nerion: she's kneeling, praying to the ceiling, i bless her, as if she sneezed, must be the weather'

[PKTALK C] Siege: You disgust me.'

[PKTALK C] Nerion: this ghost just emptied its ectoplasm all over me'

[PKTALK C] Krim: anyone around sigil wanna help me rape an eth'

[PKTALK C] Nerion: I want to help you rape your mother'

[PKTALK C] Krim: i don't need help with yours tho, i rape her pretty well on my own.'

[PKTALK C] Krim: i do her wheel barrow style'

[PKTALK C] Nerion: i can't help that yours weighs 500 pounds and needs double teeming'

[PKTALK C] Nerion: siege, lets do what grown folks do when they had too much to drink'

[PKTALK C] Krim: wow how long did it take you to find that.'

[PKTALK C] Nerion: as soon as I sat down from making myself a sandwich'

[PKTALK C] Krim: sure thing fairy boy.'

[PKTALK C] Nerion: screw you, you spear of bone breaking chucker'

[PKTALK C] Blacksock: anyone selling baubles?'

[PKTALK C] Fiesta: the waterboy?'

[PKTALK C] Blacksock: anyone wanna sell some baubles?'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: and when I die put a crown on top of my name :O'

[PKTALK C] Fiesta: Excepting defenses and dynamic modifiers, you will hit 98% of the time.'

[PKTALK C] Primus: NOFX'

[PKTALK C] Fatal: never trust a hippie'

[PKTALK C] Primus: Trust me.'

[PKTALK C] Primus: Walkin' tall machinegun man, they spit on me in my homeland, Gloria sent me pictures of my boy.'

[PKTALK C] Krim: ltb crap st'

[PKTALK C] Fatal: kill all the white man'

[PKTALK C] Primus: You're such a fatalist.'

[PKTALK C] Blacksock: sell all ya baubles to me'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: oh primus could ya save my soul!?'

[PKTALK C] Primus: What kind of baubles are you interested in?'

[PKTALK C] Primus: I can save your soul, brother.'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: if I don't die today. I'm trying to change the world!'

[PKTALK C] Primus: Are you going to become captain save a ho?'

[PKTALK C] Spizy: Bingo.' [34]

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: I can't believe I would become captain save a ho!'

[PKTALK C] Primus: Sinbad. Spizy. You guys are my best friends. Let's run something.'

[PKTALK C] Blacksock: the astral sort'

[PKTALK C] Spizy: Primus would you like to donate to the save-a-ho project? We're trying to raise enough money to fix Sabon's girlfriend's eye.' [34]

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: haha'

[PKTALK C] Krim: ltb crap st'

[PKTALK C] Primus: HAHA.'

[PKTALK C] Primus: Spizy, Sinbad, can you link me to a picture of her with crazy eyes?'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: I might still have kabaals one lol'

[PKTALK C] Spizy: You didn't get to see it?' [34]

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: its on his profile. he takes pride in the crazy eye'

[PKTALK C] Spizy: I was forced to look at these pics. Sabon should feel privileged.' [34]

[PKTALK C] Primus: omg haha.'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: anybody would be forced to look at them when you have every single person on pktalk busting out jokes '

[PKTALK C] Krim: labelled a misfit, a bandit.'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: picture perfect you might want to take a flickflickflick'

[PKTALK C] Primus: I'll make a better one when I get back to school and can use photoshop.'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: violently PRIMUS CHANGES. now there is no turning back. now that you have woken up the PRIMUS IN MEEEEEEEE'

[PKTALK C] Niobi: great, sinbad is drunk and I am not. :('

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: muha >:)'

[PKTALK C] Primus: http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/7472/projectsaveahowv8.jpg'

[PKTALK C] Lewd: hahaha'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: primus just got global with it!'

[PKTALK C] Blacksock: global eh?'

[PKTALK C] Primus: Just gotta sit back and watch the donations roll in.'

[PKTALK C] Primus: WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY. WE CAN REBUILD HER.'

[PKTALK C] Primus: 'Coldice has transferred 6,969 gold into your First Bank of Sigil bank account.' Haha.'

[PKTALK C] Primus: Aerii tells you 'lmfao' Siege tells you 'wow thats pretty bad' Talanera tells you '~sILLy~ wow' Felony tells you 'is that really sabons g/f' Taerel tells you 'hah''

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: hahahahahahaah'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: why cant all of those noobs witness the pktalk bash he recieved'

[PKTALK C] Primus: We should have logged it.'

[PKTALK C] Spizy: I did.' [36]

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: man. so many god damn things should og got logged. AND SPIZY FOR THE WIN'

[PKTALK C] Primus: Post it on Annwn?'

[PKTALK C] Spizy: do i have to make an account? :<' [36]

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: that is so awesome. '

[PKTALK C] Kabaal: i totally won that'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: kabaal did win the pktalk bash of sabon. I will admit it.'

[PKTALK C] Primus: Yeah, Kabaal won. Hold on, let me see if you do.'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: I want 2nd place though god damnit'

[PKTALK C] Lewd: Yes, you do need to make an account to post logs, but it's painless O_o'

[PKTALK C] Sinbad: we will let alyria decide!'

[PKTALK C] Primus: Username: Primus PW: Spizy1 gogogo.'