Item: a grumpy minotaur doll
Item 'a grumpy minotaur doll' is type toy, alignment 0, made of cloth,
has keywords 'doll minotaur grumpy old grey'.
This item weighs 0 stones and 10 pebbles, and is valued at 500 gp.
This level 5 item has no special attributes.
*This item may be repaired 5 times.
A permanent frown has been knitted on this adorable rust-brown doll's face,
however this only adds to its plush chubby cuddliness. Little white horns
protrude from its domed head and a tiny little golden nose ring has been
added as well, marking the doll distinctively as a minotaur. A thin cord
that ends in a steel ring trails from its back, and to pull it you may HOLD
and USE this doll.
Long description: A grumpy looking minotaur doll huffs by itself in a dark corner.
This item can be found in Holiday/Seasonal.
has keywords 'doll minotaur grumpy old grey'.
This item weighs 0 stones and 10 pebbles, and is valued at 500 gp.
This level 5 item has no special attributes.
*This item may be repaired 5 times.
A permanent frown has been knitted on this adorable rust-brown doll's face,
however this only adds to its plush chubby cuddliness. Little white horns
protrude from its domed head and a tiny little golden nose ring has been
added as well, marking the doll distinctively as a minotaur. A thin cord
that ends in a steel ring trails from its back, and to pull it you may HOLD
and USE this doll.
Long description: A grumpy looking minotaur doll huffs by itself in a dark corner.
This item can be found in Holiday/Seasonal.
| Lako |
Hold and Use: 'Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but you just gargled.' a grumpy minotaur doll says. 'Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," you're practically invulnerable.' a grumpy minotaur doll says. A grumpy minotaur doll says, 'Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.' A grumpy minotaur doll says, 'It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.' A grumpy minotaur doll says, 'I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.' 'Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.' a grumpy minotaur doll says. 'Keep talking.' a grumpy minotaur doll says. 'I always yawn when I'm interested.' 'Please breathe the other way.' says a grumpy minotaur doll. 'You're bleaching my hair.' 'You don't know the meaning of the word fear.' a grumpy minotaur doll says. 'Then again, you don't know the meaning of most words.' 'You have a striking face.' a grumpy minotaur doll says. 'Tell me, how many times were you struck there?' 'You've got a face like a lazy bee keeper.' a grumpy minotaur doll says. |