NPC: A slowpoke plant
Long Desc: An ugly slowpoke plant has put down roots here.

My what an ugly plant!  It has orange leaves with yellow stripes going
vertically down them and disgusting looking blossoms that are vomit green.
There are some nasty looking brown spines coming off of the leaves that
glisten with something wet.  Just the appearance of this thing makes you
suspect that it would not be good for consumption.
It is a plant approximately 5'5" tall.

This NPC can be found in: The Village of Lasler.
  …in A Small Patch of Woods.
*This NPC is stationary.