NPC: An animate birthday cake
Long Desc: A half-eaten birthday cake walks around, cursing.

This birthday cake has been granted with a personality through some
powerful magical techniques, but whatever entity gave it mental form
obviously had an interesting sense of humor.  Cursing like a sailor and
walking around throwing things on the ground, this little cake has some
inferiority issues.  Replete with arms and legs, a grumpy face on the
surface of the dessert, this is indeed a strange creature, but with a
depressingly familiar personality.
It is a unique approximately 4'7" tall.

This NPC can be found in: Dungeon Odious.
*This NPC is stationary.