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NPC: A depressed romantic

NPC: A depressed romantic
Long Desc: A man in a finely-tailored suit drops his rose bouquet into the street.

You see nothing special about a depressed romantic.
He is a human approximately 5'7" tall.

This NPC can be found in: Lowangen.
*This NPC is protected by the Powers.
*This NPC is stationary.
Tazz So I walked into this guy's square and this is what he said to me:


A depressed romantic stands up and grabs you as you enter, his tears dripping onto you as he yells,

'Ohhh, Tazz!' a depressed romantic exclaims to you. 'My lovely buttercup has put a stop to our relationship- she says she cannot be with a man as uneducated as I!'

'Please, help me- I can pay you!' a depressed romantic exclaims to you. 'I need a crash course in... well, everything! Please, I have heard that there are ways that adventurers such as yourself may procure manuals to make you smarter...'

'If you would bring me one, I would be most happy!' a depressed romantic exclaims to you. 'I need to start at the beginning, do this methodically, I can not screw this up, for the love of my life... Please, Tazz, bring me a manual of acid blast?'