NPC: A saucy wench
Long Desc: A saucy, nymphlike wench waits to serve your every need.

She wiggles her bottom towards anyone that looks her way, although rumor has
it that she's also wiggled towards at least three blind men, on separate
occasions, due to the bulges in their coin purses.  That's certainly not a
metaphor or euphemism, as her trunk has too much junk in it for nearly
anyone to appreciate.  There exists, perhaps in some portion of the
population, sufficient morbid fascination to watch her walk around and
perhaps even cruelly pay her to do so, but certainly not enough to keep her
as fed as she certainly has been for decades.
She is a nymph approximately 5'5" tall.

This NPC can be found in: The Saucy Wench Tavern.
*This NPC is a shopkeeper.
*This NPC is protected by the Powers.
This NPC is known to carry the following items:
1) a bottle of lager 10 25 gp
2) a glass of spiced wine 20 75 gp
3) a shot glass of dragon's blood 5 125 gp
4) a mutton pot pie 5 90 gp
5) a T-bone steak 5 125 gp
6) some tuber chips 6 50 gp
7) a bowl of chicken noodle soup 10 250 gp