NPC: Mr. Simes
Long Desc: Mr. Simes, the murderous halfling berserker, looks about for something to slay.

Mr.  Simes is an entity well known to the top tier of adventurers, but
otherwise completely unexplained.  He looks like a halfling, but seems
unlike any other member of that race.  His face is oddly blank, like someone
sleeping with open eyes, and his head is naturally bald.  He searches out
the most violent of battlefields, and seeks only to kill as many combatants
as possible, on either side of the war.  There are stories that he is
completely impervious to weapons and magic, others that he avoids combat and
is just a propagator of tall tales.  Some claim he's a demon, others say
he's a Power in halfling form.  He rarely speaks, preferring to let his twin
swords do the talking.  No one has ever found a motive for his actions, and
most simply run from his presence.
He is a halfling approximately 3'1" tall.

This NPC can be found in: Chanctonbury Woods.
*This NPC is a boss.
This NPC is known to carry the following items:
This NPC carries 'a scroll of 'whirlwind'', a level 25 scroll.
This NPC carries 'Mr. Simes' red-tainted shortsword', a level 192 sword.
This NPC carries 'Mr. Simes' blue-tainted shortsword', a level 10 treasure.
This mob is required by the following quests:
- Gimme Shinies (241-241) from Lord Maldra.