NPC: A spastic automaton
Long Desc: With an occasional burst of steam, a robot haltingly walks back and forth.

Somewhere along the line, the complex wiring needed to control such a
refined piece of metal proved not up to the task.  The thing moves with no
pattern or predictability, its head snapping back and forth, looking at
absolutely nothing.  Its body occasionally follows.  Its a shame the
programming of this automaton has failed so spectacularly, as the rest of
its build is impressive.  It has pseudo-legs, large triangular blocks which
give a steady base.  It has a tacky gold finish, closer to the color of
urine than the precious metal.
It is a robot approximately 7'1" tall.

This NPC can be found in: Phineas Kapek's Invasion Global.