NPC: A lovestruck penguin
Long Desc: A little penguin waddles right past you, ignoring you entirely.

Not with you, of course.  God no.  That would be weird.  That would be
insane.  He scurries around frantically, eyeing the ceiling and the walls of
the glacier's swindswept tunnels.  It's easy to determine that he's
lovestruck, but it's much harder to tell who exactly he is searching for.
He is a bird approximately 1'5" tall.

This NPC can be found in: The Iceberg.