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You have wandered up onto the stage of the common room in the Blue Hen. 
The whole crowd in the common room looks up at you and begins to laugh when
you realize that you have become the center of attention.  You stumble
around looking for something clever to say as your cheeks begin to turn
bright red.  The bartender to the north is yelling at you to get off the
stage.  
A performing bard stands on stage playing a song.
A performing bard stands on stage playing a song.