Beneath a Shady Tree                                   NW     -      - 
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                                                        SW     S      -

The green hill which you find yourself upon is green and well kept.  A
small path leads up to an enormously large tree which appears to be leaning
in such a manner that it creates the likeness of a beautiful wooden
staircase.  A small sign appears beside the tree, made out of a slab of
granite which is abnormally large and out of place as it stands upright
planted in to the ground deeply to not be uprooted.