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The ballroom is a massive room with a lot of empty space in the center
for dancing, or entertaining guests.  The baron has even been known to host
plays in this room.  There are 4 grand pianos, one in each corner.  Along
the edges of the room are tables for the guests to sit and eat while they
watch the entertainment.