An Elegant Guest Room                                  -      #      - 
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No expense was spared in the design or decoration of this room. 
Apparantly this room is saved for no less than visiting royalty.  The canopy
bed is draped in the finest silk you have ever laid eyes on.  The rest of
the room is decorated with odd paintings, design outlines for flying
machines, maps and other interesting pieces of art.  A silver tea service
and fresh rolls are brought in every hour.  You have also noticed a rather
large, good looking man checking in every so often to see if anyone would
like a massage.  
A small child is trying to hide but is given away by a fit of giggling.