A Place by the Sea                                     -      -      - 
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As you enter the room, you are immediately struck by the unusual decor. 
Every inch of this place has been designed to give the appearance of a
natural beach, with soft, golden sands stretching from wall to wall, and
piled up in one corner to form a towering dune, with coarse beach grass
sprouting in tufts at the top.  Waves lap lazily at the shore of the beach,
drifting 'inland' from a deep azure sea that by all rights shouldn't be
found inside.  A bright Sun shines its warm light over this beach scene from
its lofty position in the clear sky as gulls wheel and screech high above,
performing complex aerial dances in the dazzling light.  The size of this
room is immense, though it is most likely an illusion created by the clever
decor, you lay back on the soft sand, feeling for all the world like you are
on a tropical beach.