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You are someplace.  It's nothing special.  Nothing spectacular.  Quite
boring here.  Some idiot must live here.  You look around for something to
pique your interest, then laugh and realize that would require an act of
god.  In the corner, there is a dried up potted plant, or is that a
makeshift urinal?  From the stench, you lean towards the latter.  Each wall
is painted a different color which mismatch.  The ceiling of the room is
uneven.  From the entrance of the room to the opposite side, it inclines to
around a two foot differential.  This place is one ugly hellhole.