Backstage                                              NW     -      - 
(-------------------------------------------------)     W <---(M)---> -
                                                        SW     #      -

You are standing in a small room there are three exits to the stage and
one back into the park.  Northwest is the left entrance on stage, while
southwest is the right entrance on stage.  West is center stage for anyone
considering a grand entrance and maybe a career as a bard.  All around you
are costumes and props for different stories and plays.  Musical instruments
are lined up against the north wall.  Dead in the center of the room is a
chest made of cedar you suspect is covering a trap door that leads onto the
stage.