The Squeaky Ranger                                     -      -      - 
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Teolaven't strangely-named bar is an anomaly among the Alyrian bar scene,
but somewhat par for the course in this village.  It is difficult for the
lives of a population of psionics to not become insular and consumed by
inside jokes, for sheer virtue of their total collective experience.  The
eponymous ranger squeaked his last in this very spot, unknown years ago, and
as such this bar was named after him.  It is not a shameful thing, for the
bar is quite classy, what with the red lights and teak decor, but still. 
It's the Squeaky Ranger.  
A bartender looks up at you, from behind the bar.
'What will it be today, Zazou?' a bartender asks you.