a closet                                               -      -      - 
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This looks more like a chamber of horrors than a closet!  Instead of
clothing, shoes and cosmetics this closet contains whips, chains, knives and
red hot pokers.  The mistress of the Lord is no lady, she is a most foul
demoness with some really hideous tastes.  If you look closely you can see
old stains on the walls and floor that appear to be blood!