Wandering Cigar Vendor                                 -      -      - 
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A young man, probably in his twenties, is selling cigars on the side of
the path you currently walk along.  The cigars are wrapped in a thin white
paper and are rather tightly packed.  You feel the need for a good cigar, so
you purchase one and light up only to immediately feel your head spin, and
uncoltrollably find anything and everything to be the funniest thing you
have ever heard or seen.  The vendor packs up his wares and moves along.