Dining Room                                            -      N      - 
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You are standing in a massive dining room, the ceiling extending at least
two stories high.  A large mahogany table runs down the center of the room,
and you can see a brick fireplace against the far wall.  A swinging door to
the east leads into the kitchen, and the hallway is back to the south.