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So this is where the cheif keeps the Women and the Booze!  Well, sad to
say, but both of the above are RAUNCHY as all heck.  The beer tastes like
urine, and the women look like three days of bad weather.  Boy, orcs got
wierd taste in women...  Ewwwwwww.  Better leave before you get nauseous.  
     A keg of beer brewed by the orcs adds a rancid aroma to the room.