A Cramped Cavern                                       -      N      - 
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Less ornate than the wine storage, this southern passage is packed to the
roof with keg after keg of cheap, delicious beer.  Inexpensive to produce
and import, marked down for the sheer quantity consumed by travelers
through the Saucy Wench, these kegs are guarded jealously by the staff for
only the Powers know what sort of havoc the patrons would cause if they know
what was in the hidden basement.  South is an impenetrable row of casks,
while north is the dizzying darkness of the central cavern.  
A malformed rat bares its fangs at you.
A malformed rat bares its fangs at you.
A mutated naked mole rat lunges towards you, but you dodge out of the way.
A mutated naked mole rat begins attacking you!
A mutated naked mole rat is in perfect health.