The Notorious Back Room                                -      #      - 
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A large four-poster bed is waiting for someone to lie in its welcoming
warmth.  The soft, sweetly scented pillows beg to be snuggled into.  A
fluffy, feather down blanket messily lies across the top of the bed ready
for someone to relax into sheer heaven.  All one needs now is a willing
wench.  This back room has seen many a romantic tryst.  If only these walls
could talk, but perhaps it's better they can't.  The entire room looks to be
in much better shape than the rest of the building so as to ensure the most
perfect sense of comfort and intimacy.  The only door leading out to the
tavern is thick and heavy.