The Seashellery                                        -      #      - 
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This is a very strange room.  Seashells of all shapes and sizes adorn
every possible surface, and there aren't actually all that many surfaces to
go around.  There is, in fact, only one chair in this room, which is being
occupied, and the walls and floor and ceiling- all of which are covered in
seashells, clamshells, sand dollars, the odd bit of seaweed, and more
shells.  

A small, grumpy-looking faerie with a unibrow and sunken eyes stands here.