Throne Room of the Bandit King                         NW     N      - 
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 WARNING: You are in a NEUTRAL PLAYER KILLING room.     -      -      -

A crackling fire burns in a fireplace set into the east wall.  Combined
with the glow from the fungi on the ceiling, the effect is quite pleasant,
bathing the area in warm golden light.  Several tapestries hang on the
walls, depicting life stories of several different people.  A coat of arms
hangs above the fireplace, but it does not look like any you have seen
before.  A throne rises to the northwest.  
**A short halfing clad entirely in black jokes with friends by the fire.