The Back of the Saloon                                 NW     -      - 
(-------------------------------------------------)     W <---(M)---> -
                                                        SW     -      -

The back room is more calm than the main attraction, but it is still as
chaotic in many ways.  For once, regulars who managed to make it to the back
still have a fighting resolution, but they are either injuired or passed
out.  This is both the safest and worst place of the bar that you want to be
in.