Garishly-Decorated Hallway                             -      #      - 
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This is a rather overly-decorated, dimly-lit hallway leading to the
south.  Intricate decorations done in shiny gold and silver paint trail the
footboards along the walls, the rest of which are draped in heavy,
royal-blue velvet fabric.  You can hear faint giggles and muffled whispers
from behind the doors to your north, west, and east.