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You are standing in the middle of the stage of the opera house.  Luckily
the curtain is still down, and the hundreds of people in the theatre can't
see you.  Stage hands rush frantically around the stage, making last-minute
adjustments to the set and the scenery.  Perhaps you should get down before
someone realizes you aren't supposed to be here.  
An opera lover sits through another rousing rendition of "The Flight of the Faerie."