A Kitchen                                              -      N     NE 
(-------------------------------------------------)     - <---(M)---> E
                                                        -      S     SE

The kitchen smells strongly of cooking stew and bread.  The ceiling is
caving in, and there are extra support beams put in place to help hold it
up.  Lining the walls are cabinets, and above them are small glowing orbs. 
These orbs glow with a sparkling blue light, bright but not blinding.  
A younger guard is stumbling around, confused about where he's going.
A young guard begins attacking you!
A young guard is in perfect health.