The Waiting Room                                       -      -      -
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 WARNING: You are in a CHAOTIC PLAYER KILLING room.     -      -      -

  This waiting room might not be a living replica of Azathoth's hellish
demesne, but it's not far off.  Hideous, unimaginably horrible music scrapes
through the room, repeating at three-minute intervals over and over and over
until it is time to kill the music man.  A squat wooden table sits in the
middle of the room, housing a single dusty magazine, the October issue of
Popular Enchanting, from 1406.  A circle of wooden chairs line the room, an
open invitation to sit, which would probably be best to take, because once
you come here, you probably won't be leaving for a while...  
*An ugly hill-dwarf nurse sits behind her desk.

<1600hp 2153sp 1598st> 
A burly nurse says, 'The doctor will see you now.'

 Doctor Gonzo's Medical Office                          -      -      -
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 WARNING: You are in a CHAOTIC PLAYER KILLING room.     -      -      -

  Doctor Gonzo's office is a strange place indeed.  It's quite large and
dark, and when combined, these factors make it nearly impossible to see all
of his office at once.  Prestigious diplomas line the wall, from places like
Ilandrama and Glacius' retreat, but upon closer inspection, they're not
real, but just scribbled bits on creamy white parchment.  Numerous
pharmaceuticals, no doubt pilfered from Maldra's own Rx fields, litter the
room, not in the usual medical method, but very carelessly, with dangerous
drugs unscrewed and half empty on the floor.  
*A tall, wild-eyed minotaur stands here with a lab coat and a surprised look on his face.

<1600hp 2153sp 1598st> l mino
Doctor Gonzo is obviously quite an unorthodox doctor.  His shock of dark
auburn hair stands a good foot above the top of his actual skull, concealing
his horns and ears.  A small, black mustachio covers his upper lip, itself
part of his usually dazedly surprised look.  He occasionally switches this
look, however, to suit his plethora of moods.  In a matter of minutes, he
goes from surprisedly dazed into a sudden rage of paranoia, suspiciously
asking you repeatedly if you are a Nark, or a Pig, babbling on in his own
peculiar way.  From there he suddenly drops into a comatose state, barely
breathing but blinking rapidly.  After a moment or two of this, he jumps up,
re-energized, only to be sapped of his will to live by his various
addictions, falling back into his usual, dazed state.  
He is a minotaur approximately 6'9" tall.
Doctor Gonzo is in good health.

You peek at the inventory:
     Nothing.

<1600hp 2153sp 1598st> give pill doc
You give a bottle of pills to Doctor Gonzo.
'OOo, goody!@' Doctor Gonzo exclaims.
Doctor Gonzo pops a bottle of pills, and slowly smiles broadly, eyes glazing.
Doctor Gonzo exclaims, 'Thanks, Katran!@'
For partaking in Dr. Gonzo's pharmacopia, the Powers have granted thee a Mark.
You have been granted the Mark of Delirium!
You gain 750000 experience points!
You gain 10 practices!

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