The Mess Hall                                          NW     -      - 
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The stains of grog and ale in the rooms before this look like mere water
spots in comparison to what you witness here.  The entire floor is almost
entirely stained with alcohol.  Large chunks of flat bread are encrusted in
the cracks in the floor board, mold covering it, rotting away.  The tables
are piled with plates and bones from various past meals.  To the northwest,
the scent of the next meal can be detected, and it doesn't at all come close
to being appetizing.  These pirates are no where near being clean and you
suspect that the cook came cheap.