The Washroom                                           -      N      - 
(-------------------------------------------------)     W <---(M)---> -
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The only words that come to your mind are, typical male.  Apparantly the
maid hasn't been in to clean this room yet because there are many empty ale
mugs and some finely ground white powder on the floor.  You nearly get sick
when you notice not only by smell, but by sight that someone missed the
trash receptacle when their body decided to cut them off from the ale. 
There must have been some wild party here last night.  
A castle guard tries to keep alert during his long shift.