Entrance to Lord Maldra's Quarters                     -      N      - 
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You stand here in awe of the unequaled radiance this room seems to cast. 
Everything is glowing with a faint either purple or red hue.  Now that you
think about it, it seems like a cheap hotel room or brothel given the light
and not to mention the six or seven young women laying on the bed.  Also,
there are about five or so very nicely built men clad only in a small rag
around their waist, relaxing on a few couches.  This is a real cornucopia of
sexual possibilities possible here.