At the Foot of a Large Bed                             -      N      - 
(-------------------------------------------------)     W <---(M)---> E
                                                        -      S      -

To the west is a bed fit for a king, as well as ten or so of his partners
of choice.  On the bed are several scantily clad women beconing for you to
join them.  They have all manner of gadgets and things on the bed, you
guess, to enhance pleasure.  Of course your innocent eyes recognize none of
them.  There is a chest at the foot of the bed with a large padlock on it. 
Maybe if you ask nicely one of these girls will let you use the key.  But
that would be too easy wouldn't it.  
     A wooden chest with metal bands sits at the foot of the bed.
A castle guard tries to keep alert during his long shift.