Inside a Safe                                          -      -     # 
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 WARNING: You are in a CHAOTIC PLAYER KILLING room.     -      #      -

Cramped and uncomfortable, this safe was not constructed with fitting
people inside in mind.  The cold iron shell of the safe is only slightly
more foreboding and unwelcoming than the interior.  Unpleasant smells waft
in from somewhere, a mildewed, rotting stench slightly permeated with
something indescribably worse.  A false panel is unscrewed, leading to... 
Well, somewhere big and dark.