Under a Massive Mushroom                               NW     -      - 
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Growing out of the largest pile of cow dung you have ever seen, you see a
giant mushroom that has to be at least seven feet tall.  As you approach the
wonderous fungus, a cloud of yellow spores erupts from the center, covering
a hallucinogenic state of euphoria.  

A grey creature that looks a bit like a monkey is staring at you.