Tavern of The Saucy Wench                              -      N      - 
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Only one word can describe the atmosphere of this room, and that word is
noisy.  The assortment of people who come here are amazingly diverse, from
novice Adventurers, to war-weary soldiers, nobles protected by small private
armies and cutthroats alike welcome as long as they cause no trouble.  Those
willing to risk a pitched battle have the pleasure of meeting the barman-
cum-bouncer Nathel, and such battles are often short-lived, as are their
instigators.  To the south are the main doors; to the west, a cozy side-room
with crackling fireplace, and further north is an upward set of stairs and
the open tarp leading into the kitchen.  
A drunken patron mumbles into his mug.